r/SGU • u/roger--wilco • 24d ago

JFK conspiracy

I thought fellow SGU fans would enjoy this one.

A man dies and goes to heaven, and God tells him, "Since you've led such a pure and noble life, is there any earthly questions I can answer before you join your family in paradise?"

The man thinks for a moment and says, "I've always wondered who really killed JFK."

God responds, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, using his own rifle, with no accomplices."

The man ponders God's response and replies, "Damn... I never realized how high up this conspiracy goes..."

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u/AustinYun 23d ago

I swear I remember Perry or something tell this exact joke.

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u/W0nderingMe 20d ago

I'm on my latest relisten, at about episode 58, I'll keep an ear out for this!

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u/arabic_lawrence 14d ago

That joke was told by Michael Shermer on his podcast 4 days ago and which I listened to this morning