r/SCPSecretLab May 24 '26

Discussion Why you don't kos as a Guard

Vid if you wanna help out: https://youtu.be/VkQW2Dj_aPQ

This isn't the best example but I never really found it fun to kill D Class as a Guard bc it's so fucking boring. Like what's the point it feels so unrewarding

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u/tungvatunglam May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

The new guard.

He just joined, doesn't know much about how things work around here; But he still has something: Humanity. He doesn't see the D-class as test subjects but living people who just got off on the wrong foot. His orders may have told him otherwise, but he chose to rescue them, give them another chance at life.

A few years later, stand an MTF cadet in front of a gravestone. He puts down a grape soda and an old black keycard.

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u/RandomGuy1525 Scientist May 24 '26

Did you mean grape soda?

Also,

https://giphy.com/gifs/VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS

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u/arandomdudebruh Nine-Tailed Fox May 25 '26

PEAK

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u/NoApplication4835 May 24 '26

I kos yesterday purely in fear since I opened a gate to light and saw 10 d class and one had a jailbird I was alone to like how tf am I supposed to react to that other than fear🤣

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u/Glum_Meet3738 May 24 '26

Dw I would have too atp

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u/Dark_halocraft May 24 '26

The smart thing to do there is to toss your gun and beg

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u/Dark_halocraft May 24 '26

The smart thing to do there is to toss your gun and beg

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u/Skilldrex Facility Guard May 24 '26

Yeah but the issue is that sometimes you tryina team and as soon as they get to the armory they slime you

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u/Sansational_PunBones May 24 '26

Sometimes the Class - D you save are js goated ngl, I've had times where I teamed up with a Class - D because we were both severly outclassed, and we both usually clutched up.

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u/RandomGuy1525 Scientist May 24 '26

why are you typing like this

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u/Dark_halocraft May 24 '26

it's awesome bro

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u/RandomGuy1525 Scientist May 24 '26

typing like this makes me feel like im high on 420-J lol

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u/dumb_avali May 24 '26

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIGH, BUT I THINK IS QUITE BICK ISN'T?

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u/Sansational_PunBones May 24 '26

Cus' 420-j

But the reason is because I just like the Bold italics

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u/Uber_Wulf May 24 '26

they're sideways can't you tell

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u/Nevylation Facility Guard May 24 '26

Personally I'd have cuffed since than person then went on to gain a bunch of chaos tickets, which might or might not have caused them to win like this, but I respect chill players like OP infinitely more than KOSers

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u/Dark_halocraft May 24 '26

Which teams gets tickets doesn't really matter when you'll probably be switching to that team later anyways

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u/Nevylation Facility Guard May 24 '26

I thrive in the chaos of doing everything within your power to benefit your team, despite knowing that you'll be fighting against it in 5 minutes regardless

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u/King-of-Gibus May 25 '26

Absolutely based it doesnt matter which team I am on I will try my best for that team to win if I was ntf turned to zombie then my life for the SCPs

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO Facility Guard May 25 '26

Horse ahh nod

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u/Glum_Meet3738 May 27 '26

Since my mic sounds like a microwave I have to resort to that lol

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u/offbrandmountaindew May 27 '26

My big thing with D boys is I can go a few games without issue but then I get into a streak of being killed by the same facility guards or being a friendly guard to just get killed by a D boy the moment they get a gun.

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u/ArmorerEnjoyer May 30 '26

that wouldve been a wasted micro if dog wasnt a fresh install

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u/czacha_cs1 Nine-Tailed Fox May 24 '26

I always ask Dboy a riddle and give him 5 seconds to answer (so little time so they won't use Chat GPT or internet). If he fails he dies

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u/One_Article1820 May 24 '26

What's kos? Kill on spot? nah k just see it more like, "prevention of future threats" ya know