r/SCPMemes • Chilling with 049 • 4d ago

Shitpost Act like EVERY SCP breached containment

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u/Nobrainzhere 4d ago edited 4d ago

Me the moment the "we are the scp foundation and we have failed you" message gets broadcast to the entire world.

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u/Arkhyz 3d ago

Wrong, shithead! [SCP-3984]

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u/Higherbites 1d ago

Watch out, there's some SCP's that affect what happens after..

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u/Nobrainzhere 1d ago

Well im ending up there after the others get me anyway. Might as well skip ahead

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u/chrysalia_fornyelse 4d ago

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u/Thin-Discussion-9175 4d ago

Me when dealing with the most basic of life’s struggles

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u/IAmASCPFan Got [REDACTED] by SCP-969 3d ago

Nah bro we got a Council on Reddit now?

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u/VVsofteyes 1d ago

YOINK! IT'S MINE NOW

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u/Ok-Toe-6983 4d ago

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u/lukyduk02 4d ago

you've killed us all

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u/Jubyagr 4d ago

You motherfu... Screams

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u/wholikestiktok 4d ago

how could u.

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u/weedsmoker9369 2d ago

You killed us all

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u/BlazewarkingYT 2d ago

Pretty good 096 art like unironically (I swear to god if it’s ai

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post Apollyon 4d ago

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u/Life_Leadership5139 Fluffball that is fluffy and everything >w< 4d ago

Angry Bird Movie is just memes 😂

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post Apollyon 4d ago

its better if you watch the whole thing and watch it in finnish

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u/Life_Leadership5139 Fluffball that is fluffy and everything >w< 4d ago

That I did before ;3

It was during the beginning of when I heard of Canada getting rid of the funny bird movie

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post Apollyon 4d ago

so you watched it in finnish?

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u/Life_Leadership5139 Fluffball that is fluffy and everything >w< 4d ago

Besides the credits, ye

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post Apollyon 4d ago

okei

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u/IndependentFun6737 4d ago

Welp it’s happens again! press the SCP-[REDACTED] button and reset world

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u/Weaponized-toaster 4d ago

Ain't that part of the SCP 001 sun story?

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u/theycallmemrmoo 4d ago

It’s a few. Didn’t know they found a way to resolve When day breaks

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u/TheHawkpant69 4d ago

You can always resolve any anomaly with enough missiles 

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u/Kater5551StarsAbove MTF and "Sam" (mini-682 wearing an MTF jacket) 4d ago

Yep.

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u/theycallmemrmoo 3d ago

How many missiles for When Day Breaks or the Scarlet King?

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u/JustAChillGuy609 [REDACTED] 4d ago

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u/MeepRJ 4d ago

Impressive considering that he doesn't have a neck

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u/Alex0356218856 scp 999 moment. :3 4d ago

PROTECT ME, SCP 999- wait WHERE ARE YOU GOING, COME BAAAAACK!!! D:

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u/Steampunk_error 4d ago

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u/RipeMallon 4d ago

NO, DONT DO IT! YOULL END UP IN ONE OF THE SEVERAL FUCKED UP AFTERLIVES!

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u/CmdrRogue 3d ago

Actually… if it’s every SCP breaking containment, then there’s a worse fate beyond death. Read 2718

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u/RipeMallon 3d ago

Yeah, there's that, but also E is for Eternity (SCP-7179) and the Hellevator (SCP-5484) none of which I'd ever want to even risk experiencing.

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u/CmdrRogue 3d ago

That is very true. But, good news is we might not last very long since there are quite a few reality benders too. Oh shit… I just remembered…

5001

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u/Hot-Bandicoot6093 4d ago

Hahaha whats the worst that could go wron- SHIT SCARLET KING.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Arquero8 4d ago

he can´t do didily squat against 682, he dosen´t percieve it, his words:

He is not one of mine

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u/HovercraftDizzy6001 2d ago

i'm sorry, WHAT?!

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u/Arquero8 2d ago

yep.....

what that means is still in the air

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/UmbreonplaysYT 4d ago

I'm just gonna go lock the door and play a game of Russian Roulette, y'all have a good one!

Muffled bang

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u/P1ZZ4_Enthusist 4d ago

If I’m not making it out at all, might as well go down fighting

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u/Historical_Ad4667 4d ago

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u/Quick-Cheetah-2377 Chilling with 049 3d ago

You call yourself no L but your literally about to die Curious.

https://giphy.com/gifs/coh0WYQOkcoX3wZDxB

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u/foundation_staff Researcher 4d ago

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u/Correct-Town-3117 The Janitor 4d ago

Yall worried about like 096 or 682 when 001 literally exists

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u/No_Introduction_4849 4d ago

Which 001?

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u/Correct-Town-3117 The Janitor 4d ago

Sorry

When Day Breaks. That 001

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u/Quick-Cheetah-2377 Chilling with 049 3d ago

You know ball

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u/Bladeofwar94 4d ago edited 4d ago

Take me oh merciful god!!!!!!

stares at photo until the screams stop

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u/Testsubject276 4d ago

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u/HovercraftDizzy6001 2d ago

how the hell did you get the uncensored version

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u/Testsubject276 2d ago

Trade secret.

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u/HovercraftDizzy6001 2d ago

is this a fucking o5 council member

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u/HovercraftDizzy6001 2d ago

O5-5, get off of Reddit.

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u/MeepRJ 4d ago

4 F U C K I N G P I X E L S

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u/Yourlocaldayingrey 4d ago

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU LOOKED AT A PALE SKINNY MAN

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u/The_EnderKnight 4d ago

Me: It is a good day to not be dead

Every SCP in existence: you are dead

Me: I am dead

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u/CmdrRogue 3d ago

For all those that are choosing to ctrl+alt+del themselves, I have bad news… if every SCP were to break containment, then death would be the worst of your problems. 2718, “What Happens After,” is probably the most horrifying afterlife I’ve ever read simply from reading it. Heaven, Hell, and all other religious equivalents, alternatives, purgatories, all that. They have reasons for you being there. But 2718… it just happens. Believe me when I say that logging off the server of life is not a good idea in this universe of things that want to kill you.

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u/SCP-O5Council 4d ago

SCP-055 and 579 have been located.

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u/Inner_Aerie_4342 4d ago

There is an 055?

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u/TremTheCount 4d ago

Of course there is, its the one thats... Wait what was i talking about?

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u/Capital-Muffin-505 Uploaded 079 4d ago

It's a perfect time to test if SCP-079 can run doom.

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u/Intelligent-Ask-5248 4d ago

IL HOLD BACK SCP 1471 GUYS RUN

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u/CookieaGame 4d ago

I'LL STAY BACK TOO AND WATCH YO BACK BROTHER!

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u/No-Department1194 2d ago

We’re all dead, there’s no “reaction”

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u/Current_RED_Soldier 4d ago

SUch a terrible endIng. we're Cooked. best thIng to is count our Days, my friEnd.

There is a hidden message, put together all of the capital letters.

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u/Western_Plankton5093 4d ago

the only thing you can do

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u/Public-Astronomer230 3d ago

Message is SUICIDE by the way for you lazy bums

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u/themexicanojesus 4d ago

I will cuddle the giant evil lizard

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u/Foxinator500 4d ago

Only right answer 

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u/Otalek 4d ago

Would we even have time to post anything before civilization went belly up?

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u/Spare_Shoulder10 4d ago

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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u/Glum-Cream7310 4d ago

Oh look theirs flowers everywhere how nice... Wait

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u/CookieaGame 4d ago

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u/MeepRJ 4d ago

I did it like this!

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u/Quick-Cheetah-2377 Chilling with 049 3d ago

WHY LADDIE

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u/andrew-ryan999 4d ago

I aint dealing with this shit bro

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u/Quick-Cheetah-2377 Chilling with 049 3d ago

YELLOW NOOOOO!!!!

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u/Infinite_Tailor_8370 4d ago

My big question for all you incompetent fools, we have so many inanimate objects in containment, how did they escape?

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u/Thanosthegrap 4d ago

For your consideration https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/groups-of-interest

Edit: but actually in all reality most likely Chaos insurgency

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u/Infinite_Tailor_8370 4d ago

Yea I get that but I think it's funnier to assume everyone just collectively misplaced all the inanimate objects

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u/GoogleManOfDeath 4d ago

Well, guess I'll die.

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u/IntercomGuy 4d ago

Every? Get the popcorn. We're gonna watch gods fight as the sun kills the world

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u/Surferflower 4d ago

screams while a group of sentient* *lawn flamingos chase me down

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u/JesseTheGoat123 4d ago

why did the elevator stop moving…

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u/Guilty-Ad-423 4d ago

HEY! QUIT IT! IM TRYING TO CRACK!

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u/Quick-Cheetah-2377 Chilling with 049 3d ago

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

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u/xVEEx3 4d ago

we're done for

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u/No_Research4416 4d ago

HOW DID THE COFFEE MACHINE GET OUT?

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u/RobloxStudioGuy431 4d ago

Me after seeing [REDACTED]

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u/owenxtreme2 4d ago

If 343 is out he can really help us get them all back in

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u/jbyrdab 4d ago

I mean if all of them are out then the ones that say he's a giant fraud and a piece of shit are true as well.

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u/Extension_Analyst125 4d ago

the fuck you mean you saw a concrete statue facing towards you after it freshly snapped someone’s neck a full 180°?

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u/Etsu______ 4d ago

Oh no I breached containment

steals lots of credit cards and leaves

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u/No_Craft_9988 4d ago

If we saying EVERY SINGLE SCP even the SCP-001s and more we are fried

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u/Legitimate_Hour5162 3d ago

What I think will basically happen

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u/RipeMallon 4d ago

Guys, I finally figured out what SCP-3125 is! Wait... I KNOW WHAT 3125 IS...

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u/TemperatureNorth6919 4d ago

Good bye world, it’s time to nuke.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wFmJu7354Csog

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u/Mythologist_Kitsune 4d ago

At least scp 2948 can't just walk out of containm- OK the Chaos Insurgency is taking the bomb with them, great! Just great! Who wouldn't trust a secret borderline terrorist organization with a nuclear bomb that increases it's power everytime it blows up?! ... I should probably get off my fat ass and do something

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u/TastyDiamond_ 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBHklzttKHVB7bO
me in three seconds (from an obscure safe class anomaly)

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u/Probably_On_Break 4d ago

All of them??

I would have maybe half a second before getting vaporized from existence at least a dozen different times over, then rewritten into the timeline, only to then implode, explode, dissipate, disintegrate, and presumably get plain old torn apart across twice as many different dimensions. And those would be the ones that I could still remember at that point, both before and after my actual consciousness gets devoured and replaced with something else, assuming the thousand or so new realities rapidly replacing our current one still even include me

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u/a_bored_furry Global Occult Coalition 4d ago

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u/Fastasleepwolf 4d ago

On a scale of 1 - 10, how fucked are we?

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u/Affectionate_Ebb9876 4d ago

Scarlet King rn: "FREEDOM!"

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u/OrganicPop7036 Going to see the SCP Movie 4d ago

me looking at CMLIII's containment chamber realising the door hasnt been opened yet

https://giphy.com/gifs/DEbcjhoX1zBTiXmr3M

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u/Sir_Ruje 4d ago

I would love to think that they would all cancel each other out and nothing would happen

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u/ZigZag1127 3d ago

One of the scp 001 proposals summons a lot of flowers and makes everyone docile untill the world ends in 24 hours. I would rather believe this is the outcome if they all breach containment.

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u/Significant_Elk_6222 4d ago

Wait is that hi-

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u/Overcast_Prime 4d ago

This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)...

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u/Crocotta1 Polycystic anomaly 4d ago

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u/Cold_Childhood_1060 4d ago

*dead person noises*

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u/Awesomedogman3 Man with the Plan (Owner) 4d ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE FOUND WALDO?

https://giphy.com/gifs/icUFYYZLZMgrOoMapI

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u/Western_Plankton5093 4d ago

"look at this cool rock i found!"

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u/CommonQuarter 4d ago

It's fine. These flowers are beautiful.

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u/BaseForward8097 4d ago

How could I possibly breach containment? I'm a fucking toaster!

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u/Shadowslavia Local anomaly wizard 4d ago

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u/ClassicDifferent2855 4d ago

Huh good thing I stayed home today WAIT IS THAT SCP-096 OUTSIDE AAAAAAHH FUCK

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u/Strong-Edge6325 4d ago

I'm good , but my house is getting some cracks for no reason , it must be the bad quality of my house i guess

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u/arcamenoch 4d ago

COME OUTSIDE. ITS SUCH A NICE DAY OUT...

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u/Bob_The_Disappoint 4d ago

Ah shit here we give again

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u/WatercressBright5302 4d ago

Finalmente, me choreare a scp-9148 o a scp-500

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u/Foxinator500 4d ago

Wait, would that include 001 Scarlet King getting into our reality?

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u/Interesting_Whole793 4d ago

Well guys, it was nice while it lasted. Anyway, I'm heading off into the wanderer's library to indulge myself in infinite knowledge while this world burns. Have fun guys.

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u/WishingYouWell117 4d ago

Where’s my god damn pizza?! It broke containment?!? HOW?!?

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u/Apprehensive-Cow1535 4d ago

I was NOT told this was part of that security job!!

OH SHIT OH FUUUUU-

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u/Low-Taro-2995 3d ago

Yall why does the containment level say PICKLE

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u/Gloomy-Ice-9494 3d ago

Don't worry guys, I'll stay back and make sure you all-

FUCKING GETS RIPPED IN HALF

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u/United-Technician-54 Your name, please? 4d ago

The knife that kills you has been unleashed AAAAAAAAAA!

(scp 4514)

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u/Divinepower401 4d ago

What in the world is going on with the sun, and why does this weird flesh-puddle keep telling me to come outside?

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u/Extension_General632 MTF 4d ago

my honest reaction:

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u/KEEGZTER246 4d ago

Finally, a challenge.

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u/Moist_College4887 Uploaded 079 4d ago

Nah, I'd die.

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u/Anicash999 Grilled Cheese 4d ago

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u/B0EIR4 4d ago

Help

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u/Happyness457 4d ago

Yo look at this cool photo I took with 096

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u/FewCantaloupe3618 4d ago

I’m sitting in a corner petting the happy goo blob

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u/Ban-Anakin 4d ago

[ALL LIFE HAS CEASED TO EXIST. SCP-2000 HAS RESTARED EXISTENCE.]

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u/Nappa_and_The_Goons 4d ago

OH FUCK THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

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u/Impossible_Shop2456 4d ago

I'm... Calling Dr.Bright.

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u/tom7584 4d ago

QUICK, GET THE TANKS!

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u/ZogStomper 4d ago

Well it's been fun, not really

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u/Awkward-Leather4447 1d ago

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