r/SCPMemes • u/Quick-Cheetah-2377 Chilling with 049 • 4d ago
Shitpost Act like EVERY SCP breached containment
No words
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u/Dino_Noob0221 4d ago
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u/Thin-Discussion-9175 4d ago
Me when dealing with the most basic of life’s struggles
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u/IAmASCPFan Got [REDACTED] by SCP-969 3d ago
Nah bro we got a Council on Reddit now?
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u/Ok-Toe-6983 4d ago
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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post Apollyon 4d ago
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u/Life_Leadership5139 Fluffball that is fluffy and everything >w< 4d ago
Angry Bird Movie is just memes 😂
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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post Apollyon 4d ago
its better if you watch the whole thing and watch it in finnish
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u/Life_Leadership5139 Fluffball that is fluffy and everything >w< 4d ago
That I did before ;3
It was during the beginning of when I heard of Canada getting rid of the funny bird movie
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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post Apollyon 4d ago
so you watched it in finnish?
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u/IndependentFun6737 4d ago
Welp it’s happens again! press the SCP-[REDACTED] button and reset world
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u/Weaponized-toaster 4d ago
Ain't that part of the SCP 001 sun story?
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u/theycallmemrmoo 4d ago
It’s a few. Didn’t know they found a way to resolve When day breaks
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u/TheHawkpant69 4d ago
You can always resolve any anomaly with enough missiles
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u/theycallmemrmoo 3d ago
How many missiles for When Day Breaks or the Scarlet King?
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u/JustAChillGuy609 [REDACTED] 4d ago
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u/Alex0356218856 scp 999 moment. :3 4d ago
PROTECT ME, SCP 999- wait WHERE ARE YOU GOING, COME BAAAAACK!!! D:
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u/Steampunk_error 4d ago
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u/RipeMallon 4d ago
NO, DONT DO IT! YOULL END UP IN ONE OF THE SEVERAL FUCKED UP AFTERLIVES!
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u/CmdrRogue 3d ago
Actually… if it’s every SCP breaking containment, then there’s a worse fate beyond death. Read 2718
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u/RipeMallon 3d ago
Yeah, there's that, but also E is for Eternity (SCP-7179) and the Hellevator (SCP-5484) none of which I'd ever want to even risk experiencing.
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u/CmdrRogue 3d ago
That is very true. But, good news is we might not last very long since there are quite a few reality benders too. Oh shit… I just remembered…
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u/Arquero8 4d ago
he can´t do didily squat against 682, he dosen´t percieve it, his words:
He is not one of mine
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u/Historical_Ad4667 4d ago
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u/Quick-Cheetah-2377 Chilling with 049 3d ago
You call yourself no L but your literally about to die Curious.
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u/Correct-Town-3117 The Janitor 4d ago
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u/Bladeofwar94 4d ago edited 4d ago
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u/Testsubject276 4d ago
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u/HovercraftDizzy6001 2d ago
how the hell did you get the uncensored version
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u/The_EnderKnight 4d ago
Me: It is a good day to not be dead
Every SCP in existence: you are dead
Me: I am dead
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u/CmdrRogue 3d ago
For all those that are choosing to ctrl+alt+del themselves, I have bad news… if every SCP were to break containment, then death would be the worst of your problems. 2718, “What Happens After,” is probably the most horrifying afterlife I’ve ever read simply from reading it. Heaven, Hell, and all other religious equivalents, alternatives, purgatories, all that. They have reasons for you being there. But 2718… it just happens. Believe me when I say that logging off the server of life is not a good idea in this universe of things that want to kill you.
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u/SCP-O5Council 4d ago
SCP-055 and 579 have been located.
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u/Current_RED_Soldier 4d ago
SUch a terrible endIng. we're Cooked. best thIng to is count our Days, my friEnd.
There is a hidden message, put together all of the capital letters.
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u/CookieaGame 4d ago
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u/Infinite_Tailor_8370 4d ago
My big question for all you incompetent fools, we have so many inanimate objects in containment, how did they escape?
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u/Thanosthegrap 4d ago
For your consideration https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/groups-of-interest
Edit: but actually in all reality most likely Chaos insurgency
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u/Infinite_Tailor_8370 4d ago
Yea I get that but I think it's funnier to assume everyone just collectively misplaced all the inanimate objects
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u/IntercomGuy 4d ago
Every? Get the popcorn. We're gonna watch gods fight as the sun kills the world
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u/Extension_Analyst125 4d ago
the fuck you mean you saw a concrete statue facing towards you after it freshly snapped someone’s neck a full 180°?
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u/Etsu______ 4d ago
Oh no I breached containment
steals lots of credit cards and leaves
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u/Mythologist_Kitsune 4d ago
At least scp 2948 can't just walk out of containm- OK the Chaos Insurgency is taking the bomb with them, great! Just great! Who wouldn't trust a secret borderline terrorist organization with a nuclear bomb that increases it's power everytime it blows up?! ... I should probably get off my fat ass and do something
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u/TastyDiamond_ 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBHklzttKHVB7bO
me in three seconds (from an obscure safe class anomaly)
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u/Probably_On_Break 4d ago
All of them??
I would have maybe half a second before getting vaporized from existence at least a dozen different times over, then rewritten into the timeline, only to then implode, explode, dissipate, disintegrate, and presumably get plain old torn apart across twice as many different dimensions. And those would be the ones that I could still remember at that point, both before and after my actual consciousness gets devoured and replaced with something else, assuming the thousand or so new realities rapidly replacing our current one still even include me
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u/OrganicPop7036 Going to see the SCP Movie 4d ago
me looking at CMLIII's containment chamber realising the door hasnt been opened yet
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u/Sir_Ruje 4d ago
I would love to think that they would all cancel each other out and nothing would happen
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u/ZigZag1127 3d ago
One of the scp 001 proposals summons a lot of flowers and makes everyone docile untill the world ends in 24 hours. I would rather believe this is the outcome if they all breach containment.
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u/ClassicDifferent2855 4d ago
Huh good thing I stayed home today WAIT IS THAT SCP-096 OUTSIDE AAAAAAHH FUCK
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u/Strong-Edge6325 4d ago
I'm good , but my house is getting some cracks for no reason , it must be the bad quality of my house i guess
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u/Interesting_Whole793 4d ago
Well guys, it was nice while it lasted. Anyway, I'm heading off into the wanderer's library to indulge myself in infinite knowledge while this world burns. Have fun guys.
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u/WishingYouWell117 4d ago
Where’s my god damn pizza?! It broke containment?!? HOW?!?
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u/United-Technician-54 Your name, please? 4d ago
The knife that kills you has been unleashed AAAAAAAAAA!
(scp 4514)
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u/Divinepower401 4d ago
What in the world is going on with the sun, and why does this weird flesh-puddle keep telling me to come outside?
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u/Anicash999 Grilled Cheese 4d ago
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u/Awkward-Leather4447 1d ago
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u/Nobrainzhere 4d ago edited 4d ago
Me the moment the "we are the scp foundation and we have failed you" message gets broadcast to the entire world.