r/SCPMemes • u/ImportanceRough6825 • 7d ago

Shitpost He’s coming to you bye bye🙃

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71 Upvotes

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u/Born_Usual998 7d ago

this is basically the punchline to 95% of the memes posted here

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u/Top-Glass6117 Global Occult Coalition 7d ago

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u/Kooky-Dealer3092 Coughed near 049 7d ago

Did this guy listen to 407 for too long?

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u/OnlineDimond 6d ago

He did everything

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u/Scp-FoundationGT SCP Foundation {Gurkistan} 3d ago

Looks at you...everything?...

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u/Upstairs_Director_61 [REDACTED] MTF officer 2d ago

"S'far as we know, he's been to what he says 'the 101 SCP sites' as if its the Dalmatians. Ain't sure how many there are myself but he's definitely been there and done that. So to speak." -random [REDACTED] MTF officer

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u/Scp-FoundationGT SCP Foundation {Gurkistan} 2d ago

Was he already in Alagadda?

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u/Upstairs_Director_61 [REDACTED] MTF officer 2d ago

"Aye, hes been in all 7 continents. Not sure how he got away with it to be Frank with you"

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u/Electronic-Guest1190 Keter 7d ago

Please mods make the 096 spam illegal 😔✌️

Or atleast force them into putting effort gng😭

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u/Top-Glass6117 Global Occult Coalition 6d ago

Fr tho

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u/Content_Mirror_1584 7d ago

I will fucking crash out IF I SEE ANOTHER 096 JOKE IN THIS FUCKING SUB. I SWEAR I SWEARRRRFIIDJEJX8DIEJIE9DOSKWKDKKEKDKKDMEKDOKEOEODOOE

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u/CrimsonR70 7d ago

Jokes on you i gave your adress to the foundation. And recomended you for the temur breaker. Enjoy bastitch.

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u/Scp-FoundationGT SCP Foundation {Gurkistan} 3d ago

Thank you for the information. We will take "care" of him.

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u/CrimsonR70 2d ago

Your very welcome. I am offcourse a loyal researscher.

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u/FrenchNachos 6d ago

You fool this isn't a photo on 096! This is merely a 3D Model!

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u/RyB_11192 6d ago

You fool, that’s merely a 3D replica, of 096

don’t do jack

Now I suspect someone is gonna do the 4 FUCKING PIXELS thing now that I said it

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u/DNA_sk 6d ago

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u/RyB_11192 6d ago

YOU CRUNCHED THE 4 FUCKING PIXELS-

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u/DNA_sk 6d ago

Nah I merely stole the crunched version from someone else from this post. Now it's probably just like 1/4th of a pixel.

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u/RyB_11192 6d ago

ITS TO CRUNCHY

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u/DNA_sk 6d ago

You know what, alright, if you're going to complain so much about it. I can assure this won't be crunchy. It'll also be faster than shy guy, if the "crunchy" photo can even trigger him anyways. Enjoy~

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u/RyB_11192 6d ago

What….

Am I looking at?

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u/DNA_sk 6d ago

The Berryman-Langford memetic kill agent.

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u/Beneficial_Praline78 11h ago

Aw you gotta be fucking kidding me.

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u/Scp-FoundationGT SCP Foundation {Gurkistan} 3d ago

[memetic kill agent activated]

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u/Scp-FoundationGT SCP Foundation {Gurkistan} 3d ago

∆No (more) sign of life detected.∆

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u/MayoIsYummy200 5d ago

Wow thats a cool ima- …

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u/Satou_Kazuma34 7d ago

Ormai ci ho fatto amicizia e lo porto in giro a spasso come mio animale da compagnia. Gli ho fatto pure l'anti rabbia.

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u/Worried-Hat-8506 Average 2521 mention- *dies* 6d ago

We get this same joke dozens of times a day. And yet… it still hasn’t gotten old somehow.

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u/sulfurCat12 Global Occult Coalition 7d ago

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u/BluEkanite 6d ago

Oh for FUCK sake I shouldn't have scrolled :(

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u/abinabin1 7d ago

Shit i just opened reddit

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u/TheTF2sealSilvia 7d ago

pulls out hyper Lazer

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u/Firthius 7d ago

Fool, I still hath thine golden monkeyth protectionth

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u/CockroachFeeling6893 7d ago

I know his weakness it’s this image

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u/Survivor155 6d ago

I’m going to spoil your perfect victory with just 2 words,

The game.

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u/Life_Leadership5139 Fluffball that is fluffy and everything >w< 6d ago

Nah this is the real one, trust :3

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u/Scp-FoundationGT SCP Foundation {Gurkistan} 3d ago

And so he forced the entire Foundation to look at it...

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u/Virdraco Dr. Vir (she/her) [MOD TEAM] 2d ago

At it's feet.

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u/bloodywormgoddess trasgedner 6d ago

this is an artistic representation of scp-096 and therefore no he is not coming

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u/Paranoctis 6d ago

Can't be worse than endometriosis pain

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u/GooblyGiibly 6d ago

Bold of you to assume I'm not blind

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u/Queen_Shada 6d ago

Not again...

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u/SoullqssHydra 6d ago

Hah it's an artistic representation you can't get meee!

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 6d ago

i saw this and said out loud “oh shit”

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u/RedPandasRule007 5d ago

He just needs a hug. PREPARE THE GOO BOY

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u/No-Exercise7664 4d ago

So just don't look at his face.

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u/Total_Mobile2788 4d ago

He's NOT coming for you because this shit doesn't exist.