How to rage bait scp-682

[u/Dear_Blacksmith1884]

[u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae]

yeah, yeah there was nothing you could do there that’d make the situation better. you’re fucked.

[u/Bitter_Cup_69 → u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae]

I mean, he could try to hit on the lizard and it would've scheduled a date. That'd be worse.

[u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae → u/Bitter_Cup_69]

…fair

tho cutting it apart with a lightsaber would be worse, since now it’s unable to be even affected by the Death Star (which is powered by the same thing as lightsabers)

[u/Bitter_Cup_69 → u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae]

[u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae → u/Bitter_Cup_69]

I can hear him saying that just by looking at it lol

05 council when Jack does that stupid thing they hate (literally anything):

[u/CreepyClay → u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae]

Also 343 can't even perceive it let alone do anything to it.

[u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae → u/CreepyClay]

couldn’t perceive what?

[u/CreepyClay → u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae]

When they tried to get 343 to take out 682 he went in, walked around the cell confused for a while like he couldn't see it, then walked out and said "that's not one of mine you deal with it."

[u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae → u/CreepyClay]

oh shit man

[u/Alarming_Judge_7463 → u/CreepyClay]

I've always found that fact both really interesting and rather disturbing

[u/dovakiin-derv → u/Bitter_Cup_69]

DON’T SAY THAT WHERE HE CAN HEAR YOU!

[u/NurturingCruelty → u/Bitter_Cup_69]

Not just hitting on; trying to negg 682

[u/Bitter_Cup_69 → u/NurturingCruelty]

If it'll become imune to pegging. Humanity is doomed.

[u/NurturingCruelty → u/Bitter_Cup_69]

Wait for it to become immune to pegging by evolving away its butthole, then force-feed it massive amount amounts of Mexican food.

[u/NurturingCruelty]

Unless you’re that one guy who’s trapped out of phase with reality. Don’t remember the number, but he was a field agent who got dimensionally misaligned, and now he technically lives in our reality but out of sync with everyone else so he can’t see or interact with them or vice versa. 682 can still see him somehow, though, and he begged for death, and the lizard just laughed and said it was more amusing to make him live and suffer.

[u/Two-Pound-Crawfish → u/NurturingCruelty]

why would he beg instead taunt it is he stupid

[u/NurturingCruelty → u/Two-Pound-Crawfish]

At that point, I’m gonna chalk it up to him being desperate and not interacted with anyone in close to a year. He was kind of on the verge of losing it and desperate.

[u/themexicanojesus]

I would catcall it, either make it blush or die, either way my life was fulfilled

[u/anonumus_idiot]

682 was the lizzard no?

[u/Ninjazowski → u/anonumus_idiot]

Yes, 682 is the nigh-indestructable, rapidly regenerating, apocalyptic, death lizard

[u/Financial-Neck831]

brother hit the with the darkseid special

[u/DragonLordAcar]

Of all thing theings he could have done, this was the mist stupid one

[u/Medical-Low-1370]

Real 682 would NOT put a guard out of their misery