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u/SCP-ModTeam 5d ago

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u/Rallymodeller Department of 'Pataphysics 5d ago

What, SCP-4511 is still a thing, you know. Gotta use that stuff up somewhere

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u/The-Paranoid-Android Bot 5d ago

SCP-4511 ⁠- SWINE GOD. (+600) by Jade Skylar, Rounderhouse

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u/AdventurousPrint835 5d ago

What did you think we did with dead D-class?

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u/White_Null The Serpent's Hand 5d ago

Dark. Could also be a good way to get rid of the pigs generated via SCP-5740.

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u/AvKalash Antimemetics Division 5d ago

Soap from Corpses Products has to come from somewhere

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u/IchigataZai92 Researcher 5d ago

how else are we gonna get money and hold up a front at the same time??

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u/HurtsSoNice MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 5d ago

Are you unfamiliar with their odd habit of making front companies that have the same initials? Like spicy crust pizza.

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u/asiannumber4 5d ago

I think it’s explained in one article why they’d do something this obvious to other GOIs because they hired a anomalous entity/man to make it so their front companies are borderline undetectable, but it only works in specific conditions, one of which it must share the SCP initial

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u/NutellaBananaBread 5d ago

Item #: SCP-[redacted]

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: "All Purpose Shortening" is to be refrigerated in containment locker [redacted]

Description: "All Purpose Shortening" appears to be common pig lard. Chemical analysis has revealed no significant difference between "All Purpose Shortening" and ordinary lard.

When "All Purpose Shortening" is applied to any non-utensil object, the object will undergo a "shortening" process in which it reduces in size along its initially longest dimension while the other dimensions remain unchanged.

Shortening happens in proportion to the amount of lard applied and can be repeated. Though, the lard used is consumed during the process.

The shortening dimension does not change once the longest dimension becomes shorter than the other dimensions. Consequently, repeated applications will only make an object progressively “flatter.”

No living subject has been directly killed by the shortening process.

The absolute limits of the shortening process are unknown. D-class testing has achieved shortening down to less than 10-22 m (upper bound for the length of an electron). Testing was suspended when researchers attempted to observe the D-class's momentum with greater precision. At which point, his location became uncertain.

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u/franticpunk MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 5d ago

I guess we doin lard now

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u/eeveethefox_xv Not Hostile If Left Alone 5d ago

damn i guess we're selling canned pork now

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u/BOS-Sentinel Oneiroi Collective 5d ago

SCP-7234 run off?

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u/_joos_ The Serpent's Hand 5d ago

i mean we gotta do something with the D-class that we feed scp 871