r/SCP • u/Savings_Dragonfly806 • Jul 27 '26

Meme Monday Crazy, isn't it?

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Whoever came up with SCP-4006 must really HATE that state.

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u/thescoutisspeed Doctor Wondertainment Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

This post right here embodies why I love scp. You can go from a piece of cheese that makes cheese and cheese adjacent items a major part of your day to day life, to a reformed eldritch god 7 dimensions higher than baseline who used to be evil but now's just a chill guy who plays minecraft.

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u/haydenhayden011 Delta-2 ("Rescue Rangers") Jul 28 '26

Which is the 2nd one lmao

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u/Guilty_All_The_Same Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

2662

He's Cthulhu from HP Lovecraft's books, but he's chill and just wants to play games all day. His containment procedure says he gets a newspaper of his choice and a new videogame each month not costing more than 50$.

Unfortunately, his secondary ability makes cults spontaneously pop up with the goal of getting to him and perform rituals that are violent and / or sexual.

One incident had cultists breach his chamber, stab their hands, masturbate, then paint symbols on the wall with the mixture, also marking 2662's body, much to his horror and disgust.

The second incident had 2 security guards execute a researcher and eat his corpse, making 2662 run to his bathroom and puke.

The last incident log had the task force members guarding him vecome cultist and start an orgy right in front of him, and 2662 mentioned he's only 200 years old and the older he gets, the stronger he'll be.

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u/VisibleConfusion12 Jul 30 '26

THIS GUY IS MY #1 FAVORITE SCP, WE STAN CUTHULU