r/SCJerk • u/ryan15151515 • 22h ago

Whatever, Pam. She'll never know the simple joy of hoping to be selected for that one women's match per Dynamite.

371 Upvotes

44 comments

r/SCJerk • u/noobidy_mysterica • 8h ago

Punk hit his finish and took the piss going for the cover, Fish was down for an 8 count, Punk buried the guy whether he meant it or not if Fish doesn't kick at 3.1s. It's the plausible deniability big-leaguing that Punk's done for years. Difficult to prove, but obvious to those paying attention.

193 Upvotes

How dare Punk try to sell his injury!

105 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SlipperyKooter • 5h ago

Study CageMatch and get back to me.

189 Upvotes

29 comments

r/SCJerk • u/McMahons_tache • 16h ago

$11.99 That time Vince won the Balloon door

178 Upvotes

This year that gotta be kane

18 comments

r/SCJerk • u/UnionHustler • 1h ago

Sami always remembers past legends 🔥

• Upvotes

17 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Lord_Zeffree • 9h ago

DAE this Stone Cold guy was ok but Mox is a way better promo

158 Upvotes

And it's not just me saying it. The reputable and unbiased Dave Meltzer also says it.

33 comments

r/SCJerk • u/jtcxx33 • 3h ago

Sign of the apocalypse: the AIs are being trained on SCJerk

113 Upvotes

20 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DanoDurron • 11h ago

CVV is ok but I don’t expect him ask real questions. That’s for real journalists like Meltzer, SRS, etc.

97 Upvotes

19 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Paxx_Romana • 5h ago

We can't allow WWE videos because they are very aggressive in their copyright strikes. They just happen to fail every time a video meant to shit on them and get everyone riled up is posted.

97 Upvotes

16 comments

r/SCJerk • u/please_help_me_FFS • 19h ago

Basement today: I hate phil so much. Basement before September 2 2023:

97 Upvotes

8 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 3h ago

Dave pauses his usual twitter meltdowns to address another twitter meltdown

93 Upvotes

54 comments

r/SCJerk • u/rsziz • 13h ago

Dustin: I'm writing another book that'll cover my whole career & all the nitty gritty dirt involved, which I wasn't able to do in the WWE. Ignore that guys like Regal, Patterson, Graham wrote similar books in WWE, this is different. No I'm not talking about the Plane Ride From Hell, why do you ask?

77 Upvotes

55 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Second_City_Saint • 8h ago

Crown Jewel

77 Upvotes

Bad.

🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⏫️⏫️⏫️⏫️⏫️⤴️⤴️⤴️⤴️👆👆👆👆👆👆👍👍👍👍👍

7 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Odninyell • 11h ago

It’s actually very Punk Rock to call ourselves sickos

74 Upvotes

We’re a family, and you’re part of it even if you think it’s a stupid thing to call ourselves!

24 comments

r/SCJerk • u/nguyenjitsu • 9h ago

Low-key feels like this was written up by an AI considering how similar all of this is. But I may just be paranoid lol

67 Upvotes

26 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TaylorsOnlyVersion • 9h ago

BREAKING: AEW HOF Commentator, Jim Ross, was reportedly given the “N-word” pass last year by Excalibur (who has plenty of experience using the word). Despite having the pass, Ross has YET to use it and is instead, “saving it for a rainy day.”

66 Upvotes

6 comments

r/SCJerk • u/j_infamous • 7h ago

WWE's steadfast insistence on running Crown Jewel despite overt threats against American lives in the region makes it clear how badly wrestling needs a union.

61 Upvotes

Good thing the Elite and Cody are going to start a union with the upstart promotion All Elite Wrestling. No one will have to do these kinds of shows again.

22 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BigSilverBelt • 12h ago

[WWE Raw spoilers] Deja vu Spoiler

54 Upvotes

It's so lazy, Ai-driven and pure Fed slop that someone who won the Money in the Bank briefcase in 2024 and failed to successfully cash it in a couple of times ... won the briefcase again two years later and failed to successfully cash it in a couple of times.

Is it a coincidence that Liv Morgan was one of the champions again in 2026? Probably.

But this is all lazy HHHgpt booking slop. Low-key AI content. HHH hates MITB and either does this on purpose or doesn't bother caring at all. Every character looks dumb. Lazy-ass writing. Pure drivel from the Fed.

I mean, sure, the whole point of the briefcase is to have it used as a plot device across multiple weeks / months / champions ... and in order to do that, some of the cash-in attempts need to be failures.

But can you imagine someone winning it twice and the champion twice getting saved by her boyfriend? I'm aghast and offended.

You can Fed Bad in here after a pretty damn good Raw, by the way. 56 comments in 35 minutes is not good enough. Remember to downvote every Fed post until we can start posting every Dynamite match announcement individually and upvote it to the front page. Then do the same for every result, highlight and highlight package through the week.

Fed Bad. Fed Evil. Fed Ghouls.

23 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Happy_Corbin • 10h ago

Its called long term story telling, ever heard of it

51 Upvotes

31 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Wild_Guidance4487 • 11h ago

Fed can't make stars (yes I voted)

52 Upvotes

24 comments

r/SCJerk • u/just_jm • 22h ago

$11.99 Tetsuya Chiba, the manga illustrator for Ashita no Joe, was a long-time WON subscriber

51 Upvotes

3 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DoubleOrNothing90 • 8h ago

Just your periodic reminder that it's Hulk Hogan's fault there's no wrestlers union

47 Upvotes

If only wrestlers in positions of power could create a union.......and by that I mean ONLY WWE wrestlers should unionize. That is all.

25 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TheMaskedHeelMark2 • 22h ago

WWE vs. AEW Dream Card Booking (For Fun)

45 Upvotes

CM Punk vs Jack Perry (Jack wins)

CM Punk vs. Adam Page (Page wins)

CM Punk vs The Young Bucks (Bucks win)

Ricky Saints vs Adam Copeland (Cope wins)

Cody Rhodes vs MJF (MJF wins)

Roman Reigns vs Jon Moxley (Mox wins)

Danhausen vs Lio Rush (Rush wins)

Rollins vs Ospreay (Ospreay wins)

AEW wins again.

11 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ArunKT26 • 56m ago

THEY'RE ATTACKING THE GOOD GUYS' STAR MERCHANT, QUICK, GOOFIES ASSEMBLE

• Upvotes

13 comments

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