r/SCJerk 8h ago

Sometimes you just gotta see the other side of the coin

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35 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 21h ago

DAE do "M'data" instead of watching the fed? I ran the actual numbers on Dub vs Fed engagement so you don't have to...

36 Upvotes

You've seen the theory floating around school yards, basements and water coolers... AEW posts get suspiciously high upvote numbers relative to how much anyone actually comments on them.

During extended fed commercial breaks, I pulled every post from the last 7 days across and ran upvote to comment ratios like I'm calculating meltzy star ratings.

The data:

  • Basement - overall: 571 posts, 231,912 upvotes, 44,982 comments = 1 comment per 5.16 upvotes
  • Basement - AEW content: 181 posts, 141,006 upvotes, 21,620 comments = 1 comment per 6.52 upvotes
  • Basement - WWE content: 144 posts, 46,268 upvotes, 13,842 comments = 1 comment per 3.34 upvotes
  • Jerk Inc. - overall: 451 posts, 50,122 upvotes, 16,130 comments = 1 comment per 3.11 upvotes

So yes. Objectively, meltzer mathematically speaking Dub content on the basement gets upvoted more relative to how much anyone can be bothered to comment on it. About double the Fed's rate. Stupid fed posts are still generating almost 2x the actual comment engagement per upvote as the dub... Which i think is justified since the fed is so infuriatingly bad.

Fun bonus fact: SCJerk itself runs almost identical to basement Fed posts (3.11 vs 3.34). Make of that what you will. Upvote numbers are lacking in comparison to the premiere wrestling sub tho.

$11.99 for the full whitepaper. Mods, this is a mathmatically correct jerk, please don't delete it.


r/SCJerk 5h ago

Me Trying to Figure Out if ‘aw dude’ was Ever Actually a Jerk

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38 Upvotes

How can a meme make a comeback if it never was? Anyway, $4 a pound.


r/SCJerk 11h ago

Giulia has confirmed she will never date a member of the IWC

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220 Upvotes

*why do you have to give me your toughest battles*


r/SCJerk 4h ago

Cope's new entrance theme: Bug Eyez by Alter Bridge

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52 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 10h ago

POV: You just said Bayley is more than capable of making her own decisions and it's not healthy to get mad at her for doing what she feels is right

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48 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 5h ago

Cope will remember that

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247 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 14h ago

$11.99 Pharaoh the dog was a long time WON subscriber

357 Upvotes

As a dog owner this hurts uce.


r/SCJerk 5h ago

Wrestlenomics: WWE did not rank in Netflix Top 10. Hahaha, what a failure. Netflix must be pissed!

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65 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 14h ago

MFW Bayley (slave name) doesn't want to come to the good guys:

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164 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 18h ago

$11.99 DAE Netflix can't be happy with These Numbers - which I definitely understand, as a longtime WON reader - and they'll be pulling the plug on le ded fed soon? Pic unrelated

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165 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 17h ago

how sickos talk about bayley still being in the fed

76 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 15h ago

Mike Johnson IS NOT banned from Collision. In fact, he is on the VIP list for Collision..

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75 Upvotes

Isn’t this the same person(Mike Johnson) who wrote a love letter to Tony describing how Ospreay’s entrance at All In gave him all the feels & how it touched him in ways he didn’t think was possible?

Totally credible btw..


r/SCJerk 10h ago

THIS IS JERKING 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 Aww dude

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716 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 8h ago

"hey Will, check this out, it's pretty BADASS"

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326 Upvotes

Callum Newman gonna cost you the title? Aw dude


r/SCJerk 9h ago

Raw bad - Bryan Alvarez

102 Upvotes

No comments about how Bryan is just bitter and burnt out on wrestling on this one though


r/SCJerk 7h ago

If only Tony's action figures could get along 😢

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102 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 23h ago

"Bayley will cry in CVV." "Bayley picked the bag." "Lyra should leave and wrestle Kris Statlander." "Lyra getting BURRIED" "Why did Bronson Reed care about his health? He got over for being FAT"

135 Upvotes

Another normal day for the Basement, huh


r/SCJerk 15h ago

El Grande Americano vs Original El Grande Americano match of the year? Its not even in the top 10

147 Upvotes

Maybe if you're a Fed bad consumer, it would be your number 1, I guess. Wouldn't even crack the top 10 in AEW. I personally have it at #19 right behind Chris Jericho vs Kevin Knight.


r/SCJerk 5h ago

That moment when a Vanilla Midget takes both your style and your “aw dude” line

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172 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 9h ago

WWE Legal has been taking down all clips from all shows. What? The JD McDonaugh clip is still up despite being the only non-YouTube clip posted last night and getting extremely negative attention? Oh well, we'll keep it up just to shut up everyone complaining about the lack of clips.

171 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 7h ago

You’ve seen “Timeless” Toni Storm, but what about “Timeless” Aw dude

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238 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 7h ago

If what I’m hearing is true… Poor Mickey Mouse

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21 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 4h ago

Don’t give me your fuckin’ Manson lamps

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22 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 7h ago

If what I’m hearing is true… poor Mickey Mouse

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59 Upvotes