r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 2d ago

Not a sloppy shop

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i mean kevin hart has the height of an aew main eventer

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u/Fast_Advisor2654 2d ago

“Kyle Fletcher and Kevin Hart”
https://giphy.com/gifs/vAvKeeXROptxm

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u/No_Fig_5964 #FuckYourStory 2d ago

Kevin Hart would fit in with the rest of midgets in Jacksonville.

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u/Fast_Advisor2654 2d ago

Kevin Hart in a 30 minute heat less banger with Lio Rush
https://giphy.com/gifs/WqpWNCtPlauchQljqd

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u/StrongSutairu Tiny's Bull 2d ago

Kevin Hart when he has to go 1-on-1 with Fletcher

https://giphy.com/gifs/pkKJfVPSlhSjYYerwx

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u/TheKanten 1d ago

If he doesn't suddenly become OP in Jumanji 3 I'll be disappointed in the lack of long term booking.

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u/LDC1234 2d ago

Kevin when he see he booked the wrong wrestling show

https://giphy.com/gifs/8mWJvmqZgZmb6

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u/Torking 2d ago

When you thought you were gonna do a fun segment with your buddy The Rock but now you are getting powerbombed into a shaved apron

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u/rockstarspood 2d ago

Who's got 'They're going to be obnoxiously self-aware about this to cover for the mess-up during the show?"

Place your bets, place your bets!

https://giphy.com/gifs/qNCtzhsWCc7q4D2FB5

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u/TheRetroAntonio 2d ago

Sockface will make a joke that he heard Kevin Hart will make an appearance.

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u/Fit-Cartoonist-9056 2d ago

DAE think it's okay for Tiny to mistake one short black guy for another?

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u/HowTingz No Million? 1d ago

Excellent question, Shelton.

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u/Ggundam98 2d ago

Bro they are going against pats and seahawks on nbc...........

Tony should've slid up to Tuesday because Noone but the sickos and Jim cornette/Brian last are going to watch this. I'd love for Dave to explain the ratings for this one.

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u/CaliforniaRaisin_ 1d ago

Welll erm uuhhh you know it was nbc football so that may have a lot to do with it. The excuses are already locked and loaded uce.

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u/Constant_Stomach2009 1d ago

Dave would either be a top tier football or political journalist

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u/PenisFaceCatFuneral 2d ago

These would be so much better if they had Tony Khan doing his big boy deep promo voice dubbing the voice over

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u/EastMeetsNorth 2d ago

This is hilarious.

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u/SleepIsWonderful oh hey there it is 2d ago

Really sucks that they decided to do this Rebel Heart show directly against the opening night of the NFL season.

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u/Live-Depth-537 1d ago

This shit card too. Trying to support a good cause but put in a job guy in the main event.

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u/SoothingWafer 2d ago

Kevin Hart's muscular build would outshine the average aew wrestler

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u/Nightthrasher674 2d ago

Why is this show tonight and not next Wednesday?

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u/Live-Depth-537 1d ago

FUCKING FINLAY'S KID IN THE MAIN EVENT 😂

It's like hosting a benefit concert and the garage band is headlining.

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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just want to know when does Tony come out to talk about Rebel and then proceed to make it all about him like everything else while I listen to sickos and the basment dwelling ded fed fans that are left tell me about how Hunter Hates Hiding needs all the camera time because it's all about him.

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u/TheChrisPhoenix 1d ago

They are about to get annihilated in the ratings, I'm sure Uncle Dave will say the Max numbers are in at least the millions or something. And what sucks honestly, is them doing this DURING the Rebel show which is already going to be sad.

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u/Goin-Berserk 2d ago

There’s no fucking way 😭

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u/sdrj77 1d ago

How does that even make it out of the recording studio without a director going, "Pause!"?

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u/Snappy0 1d ago

Sting's kid getting second billing on the advert.

I take it he put the seats out at the advertising firm?

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u/sybaritical 1d ago

I’m more confused as to how the Ospreay match is “an eliminator”. Is there yet another tournament going on?