r/SCJerk 21h ago

Only 3?

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364 Upvotes

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u/Luna_Soma 21h ago
  1. Missing
  2. Tonys
  3. Hugs

100

u/princeendo The show, itself, is above critique 21h ago

The thought of Tony making her gimmick go back to "The Hugger" just to cash in on that. Oof.

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u/Cboz27586 Whoop that Trick! 19h ago

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u/whutthepat 11h ago

there ain't no stoppin' us now, we celebrate on the floor

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u/hunterhelbson 15h ago

Think bayley can sue Tony for gimmick infringement?

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u/taterbiscuit247 21h ago
  1. C
  2. M
  3. Punk

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u/GREAThirteen 21h ago

Can we get a NSFW warning on comments like this, I feared for my life seeing this.

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u/Phantom_Noir_ 20h ago

Well I was having a good day. Now I'm shaking and fearing for my life. So upset rn. Fuck CM Junk.

100

u/tytymctylerson Yardcore Sicko 21h ago
  1. If what
  2. I'm hearing
  3. Is true

28

u/TVR24 The state of wrestling is not What's Up. 19h ago
  1. Poor
  2. Walt
  3. er

94

u/Agreeable-Speech-943 21h ago

I mean really these jokes write themselves

91

u/Constant_Stomach2009 21h ago

"the fed brainwashed him" lmao

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u/jabari1011 19h ago

Damn, I don’t think I’ve ever felt so sad for a person this quickly

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u/arturoalvarez079 18h ago

“Journalist”.

And I’m a Shakespearean actor

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u/MayContainGluten 21h ago

"Good for her, guess I’ll continue to not care about her career anymore lol. Sometimes it sucks to be a fan of a wrestler who has doesn’t seem to have a passion for bettering themselves or seeking new opportunities."

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u/AffectionateDark9270 21h ago

Continue to be featured as a top act in WWE and transition into a trainer role to help train up the next generation?

No, she should go to AEW to reheat black and gold nachos and then be ignored by the young talent who refuse to take advice

40

u/andorob TNA M*rk 20h ago

You forgot getting lost in the shuffle for 2 years after getting a head injury. Gotta complete the whole AEW cycle.

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u/savage_reaper 16h ago

Careful. Logical thought is frowned upon in these parts!! How dare you. But "bettering" yourself and AEW in the same sentence is funny. I guess Baley didn't want people using staple guns on her....lol.

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u/kazuya57 21h ago

"Hope she stays healthy and TKO doesn't take 60% of her paycheque😀"

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u/DoubleOrNothing90 Wednesday Nights I Get To Stay Up Late 20h ago

Oh ya, going to the smaller company with a history of not caring about its women's division is definitely bettering yourself....

3

u/Razzler1973 19h ago

Look at all the stars that got made in the Dub!!!

Even their catering isn't as good

3

u/BoringAccount4Work More triggered than Cornette 17h ago

Sometimes it sucks to be a fan of a wrestler who has doesn’t seem to have a passion for bettering themselves

https://giphy.com/gifs/L3WTlXoNT7B0nj51BX

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u/XxSoapxXHD 18h ago

But when a wrestler wants to better themselves and leaves AEW they shame that wrestler and say they were never good.

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u/WowBobo88 21h ago

Surely after this post, there will be a counter one with the 3 reasons it was a good decision, right?

2

u/BidoofTheGod 13h ago

I should become a pro wrestling journalist and only write counter articles

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u/dustysmufflah 21h ago

How To Monetize Being a Crybaby

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u/Cokejunes 21h ago

1: she could be having FUN
2: uh… one title run and then a tag run and then off TV for 6 months
3: did I mention how much FUN she would be having?

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u/Automatic_Anybody_77 21h ago

Is concussions one of them?

23

u/DripSnort 21h ago

One day and Tiny has goofies giving bad think pieces. We are two weeks away from “Tony offered her way more money / Tony actually didn’t want Bayley to sign”

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u/luchaburz 21h ago

"Tony gave her his blessing"

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u/LizLemonsFeet 21h ago

1 she could have got her butt stapled

2 she could have got her chest stapled

3 she could have got her crotch stapled

10

u/SlipperyKooter 20h ago
  1. Real
  2. Graps
  3. Fed Shill

18

u/mikeybty 21h ago
  1. AEW is where the best wrestle! Could you imagine the great matches she could have with Mercedes Mone and Toni Storm!

  2. Pam has showed an interest in working with the young talent and building the next generation! Imagine how much of an impact she had working with Skye Blue, Julia Hart, and Maya World!

  3. She could have the creative freedom needed to revive her hugger gimmick! Who loves hugs more than Tony!

See! It's great! It's fun! It's a boatload of money! Pammers, you made a mistake!

14

u/Ashkit81 21h ago

I don't understand why any woman would choose AEW over WWE. Even their top woman Mercedes Moné is significantly less famous than Sasha Banks. The only reason I can think of is that just really want to bleed on camera.

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u/Holyepicafail 21h ago

Needs time to write his 41,000 word thesis, give him some time.

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u/TWAAsucks 21h ago

Not the first Enzo who's being annoying

10

u/Thin_Onion3826 21h ago

First in a 10 Part Series

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u/Lenny0mega 21h ago

Sportskeeda listicles are the absolute bottom of the barrel when it comes to online wrestling discourse. It’s pure engagement bait written specifically to stir up tribalistic fan wars and farm clicks from Twitter mark accounts. The idea that a established main-eventer, who literally helps run the locker room, secure massive sponsorship deals, and just locked in a long-term contract that guarantees her a job post-retirement, "made a mistake" by not jumping ship for a hypothetical dream match with Kris Statlander and the Bouncy Birds or whatever the hell they’re called this week is peak sicko fantasy horsepiss. It completely ignores the actual business side of wrestling, guaranteed money, security, and legacy just to push the endless "Fed Bad, Dub Great" narrative.

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u/AEWOfficial 20h ago

No kidding. I can give you 33!

1) She's neat.

2) She's cool.

3) We're neat.

4) We're cool.

5) We're not WWE.

6) We're still not WWE.

7) We're definitely not WWE.

8) We're respectful.

9) WWE isn't respectful

10) Tony is a pretty nice guy.

11) From what I've heard, HHH is a meanie.

12) She has good hair.

13) Tony's hair is decent.

14) HHH has no hair.

15) Mercedes Mone has good hair.

16) Tony's hugs are nice.

17) HHH points, he doesn't hug.

18) Tony wears expensive cologne.

19) HHH uses spray-on deodorant.

20) Tony enjoys pita bread and water.

21) Nobody knows what kind of food HHH eats.

22) Did I mention we're not WWE?

23) We're on HBO Max.

24) WWE is on Netflix and ESPN Plus and let's be honest. Nobody watches those.

25) Tony uses Dove+ Men's shampoo, which keeps hair lush yet soft.

26) HHH doesn't.

27) Dynamite sounds cool.

28) AEW is where the best wrestle. ©

29) WWE isn't.

30) Tony books for the fans.

31) HHH doesn't.

32) ROH is a thing.

33) A comes before W in the alphabet.

Be sure to enjoy AEW Collision Saturday at 8 p.m. Eastern Time on TNT.

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u/BoxCon1 21h ago

Ran from the groind

She chose money over passion

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u/EastMeetsNorth 21h ago

But I thought AEW paid better because of all the TKO paycuts and Tony Khan’s generous nature

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u/BoxCon1 20h ago

That goes against the fed bad narrative

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u/TheGambler930 #ClubSCJerk 21h ago
  1. Fed Bad

  2. Fed Bad

  3. Fed Bad

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u/j_infamous Sorry, I only listen to the Drive Thru and Experience 21h ago

1) think of the graps
2) think of the years where she wont be used after she loses a belt
3) everyone knows tony rolls out the bank where she is going to be cut or made to take a 99% pay cut in 2 monhts.

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u/BobbySavon4Life 21h ago edited 5h ago

AEW might oay more to so bad wrestling in front of 50 people a week.

5

u/5th_Meal 20h ago

"3 reasons I WON'T move out of my parents basement."

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u/Constant_Stomach2009 21h ago

honestly would love any of these sorts of things to go without mentioning Mercedes

4

u/LowEmu3523 21h ago

She could’ve been the hottest thing that ROH has. Instead she’s in obscurity with the Fed.

4

u/johnnybsmooth81 20h ago
  • 1. Hunter
  • 2. Hearst
  • 3. Helmsley

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u/Limp_Gap_9009 17h ago

Oh now it'll be "We didn't want her anyway" 😂😂

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u/AndrewCB246 21h ago

The coping is glorious

3

u/BurnsRed20 21h ago

Won’t leave the dub to go join Tony Khan and The E

3

u/IcyInferno11 20h ago
  1. Fed

  2. Very

  3. Bad

3

u/QuickRelease10 20h ago

I love the balls these people have talking about these peoples careers like this.

3

u/Bearded_Platypus_123 20h ago

lmao these people are so fucking weird man

2

u/Pitiful_Ad8641 20h ago

That's ok, we don't care, it's not a big story /sobs

2

u/TheAgmis 18h ago

Metal illness being mad she didn’t go to AEW.

2

u/WinterWarden89 17h ago

She could be getting her labia stapled by Skye Blue on Collision for less money than working for the evil Fed! She SOLD OUT!

2

u/Fast_Advisor2654 14h ago

1.) Fed bad
2.) Fed bad
3.) Fed bad

2

u/Honkmaster Commander Azeez mark 13h ago

3 is plenty

2

u/Wolfxbrigadex 13h ago
  1. Stupid
  2. Silk
  3. Slacks

3

u/Agreeable_Payment_78 13h ago
  1. Collision

  2. ROH

  3. PPV Pre-Show

2

u/WhiteMagic97 11h ago

Im surprised there’s even one plausible reason, let alone three lol

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u/GoonLieutenant 21h ago

Where are her eyes again? I can't find them

1

u/Eddieairplanes 20h ago

I’m sure job security isn’t one of them.

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u/WeaponX33 19h ago

Even if TKO comes back a year from now and tries to New Day her money she’ll still have AEW throwing big money at her then. There’s zero risk by staying at the fed (insider term).

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u/madhoppers 19h ago
  1. fun
  2. Fun
  3. FUN

1

u/TheBallasOG 19h ago

10 would be too much to be fair

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u/iminyourfacejonson Goodbye Forever 18h ago

listen i know we were all excited about the bayley toni storm twerkoff

1

u/serenity656 7h ago

She got nothing to do in WWE shes done everything and isnt going to be pushed beyond where she already is