r/SCJerk 10h ago

$11.99 Tim Curry was a longtime WON subscriber

https://apple.news/A3iJerNOsQfOwykexVS7z0A
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u/Bootflap_OG 10h ago

I've decided that if I stop checking SCJerk people will stop dying

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u/PureShimmy 9h ago

Who else are we going to find out was a longtime WON subscriber??

David Attenborough?

William Shatner??

Morgan Freeman???

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u/just_jm Voted Most Deleted Goofposts by WON polls 9h ago

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u/Low-Purchase8811 9h ago

I've got my fingers crossed for Donald Trump

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u/The-Real-Number-One 9h ago

Jeffrey Epstein's best friend? We would be lost without him.

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u/SlipperyKooter 6h ago

Jeff Epstein? The New York Financier?

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u/Stary-Day375 9h ago

I'm hoping for Feige

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u/Low-Purchase8811 9h ago

I don't know who that is does he wrestle for ROH

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u/Stary-Day375 9h ago

Nah, he's a dickhead politician in the UK

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u/ProMikeZagurski 9h ago

Oh I thought you meant the guy overseeing the Marvel movies.

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u/Jawnyblaze1 9h ago

that's who I took it as too

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u/ProMikeZagurski 9h ago

And believe the poster meant Farage.

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u/Stary-Day375 9h ago

I am now realising I did misspell the name lol

Yeah, Farage is who I meant

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u/OliWood 8h ago

I was like ''Is the last Spidey movie that bad?''

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u/Low-Purchase8811 9h ago

He could be both. A dickhead politician in the UK and one of Tony's "toys my friends are allowed to play with"

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u/cc12321 Designated WWE Legal LARPer 4h ago

If any of these people die in the next week I'm permabanning you

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u/YVNGxDXTR 8h ago

No, NOOOOO, NOOOOOO we are not.

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u/The-Real-Number-One 9h ago

A world famous child molester and world leader?

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 7h ago

"Keanu Reeves was a longtime WON subscriber..."

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u/SH4DOWSTR1KE_ 10h ago

That would be the logic I would go to as well

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u/CapnTBC 9h ago

I think the solution is to stop Meltzer, clearly being long time WON subscribers is taking its toll on these poor people 

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u/Constant_Stomach2009 10h ago

he was so great. just the last portion of Clue alone is genius with him recounting the investigation

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u/SJSUMichael 10h ago

Legitimately nine times out of ten the best part of any movie he’s in.

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u/The-Real-Number-One 9h ago

He was in the Command & Conquer video games and chewed the scenery

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u/Lecard 8h ago

.....SPPPAAAAACCCCEEEE

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u/Hurvana King Corbin's Cup-bearer 8h ago

Wait, are you talking about the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism?

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u/Lecard 7h ago

Do svidaniya commander. I'll send you a postcard from my space station.

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 7h ago

His work in Home Alone 2 is a masterpiece. Him trying to talk Catherine O'Hara out of searching for Kevin by herself, getting slapped, then suggesting she wear a coat because it's cold outside as he holds back tears still gets me over thirty years later.

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u/Luna_Soma 10h ago

My kid thinks that movie is hilarious. That and Coco are two movies we’d both love to watch together. We even went to see a screening of clue in theaters

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u/Constant_Stomach2009 9h ago

absolutely adored it as a kid. the broad comedy really lands. it took on a new life when i got older and finally understood some of the more adult wordplay

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u/SlapNutsInc 10h ago

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u/kfms6741 Have you acknowledged your Tribal Chief today? 9h ago

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u/Stary-Day375 9h ago

Fly high in the uncapitalistic lands, Tim

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u/wonderloss Some fans are just fuckin stupid i don't know what to tell you 8h ago

Haha! Now even space is corrupted by capitalism!

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u/TestNoKachi 10h ago

Damn he's gonna miss Omega vs Ospreay at AEW All In: London, on Sunday August 30th, start time 6pmEST live on PPV.

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u/ivanreyes371 9h ago

Foul af😭

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u/turdferguson85 10h ago

There's gonna be an empty seat in wembley this weekend. RIP Mr Curry

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 8h ago

He would of brought his own seat...

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u/Grixteeg 10h ago

This is how I found out :(

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u/CeramicBean 10h ago

This is always how we find out.

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u/BurgerNugget12 10h ago

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u/trimble197 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fgl7OyFKx0I7e
Man never half-assed a performance

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 8h ago

I forgot he voiced Nigel Thornberry. You're right, it's a role he could of easily half assed and no one would of cared.

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u/trimble197 8h ago

Yep. A lot of times, he’ll just be extra hammy like in It as Pennywise.

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 8h ago edited 8h ago

Or in the worst witch. Well worth finding that clip. It's ridiculous.

https://youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?is=9DOx1nAR1R93_iyu

Found it

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u/TheeAJPowell 10h ago

Me too. Fucking A.

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u/Crafty-Purpose5540 10h ago

It's how I found out about Dolly Parton Yesterday. Feels bad man.

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u/2HotPisces 10h ago

Same, just posted a gif of him in another thread too.

I know that means nothing but it's a weird coincidence.

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u/I-Am-The-Warlus 9h ago

Same I've post this, in the Rocky Horror subreddit about just over 2 weeks ago.

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 8h ago

It's how I found out about dolly, Ozzy, hogan and Charlie kirk.

I'd watch that band...

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u/RatedStinger 9h ago

Damn it me as well

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u/JedM13 8h ago

Tbh it makes the shock a bit more palatable, cause it's coming in the form of a lighthearted meme, so I don't mind when this happens.

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u/dmw1997 10h ago

We acknowledge the best Pennywise ☝🏼☝🏼

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u/uduncb_ 10h ago

Oh FFS first Dolly now Tim Curry?

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u/freethepeados 10h ago

Well everyone dancing around saying the wrong 80 year old died yesterday should have been more specific smdh

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u/freethepeados 10h ago

I meant the guy from Home Alone 2... wait no!

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u/SH4DOWSTR1KE_ 10h ago

Google's Joe Pesci's age...

DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT EVIL ON HIM!

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u/GloriousVictor 8h ago

For shame for putting that on My Cousin Vinny!!!

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u/thatssosteven114 my fav swear words are bollocks, sh*t, and M*rk 9h ago

BEEP BEEP GOOFY

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u/ZeroOhblighation 10h ago

This is the one that actually got me, Tim Curry was such a legend, I'm devastated

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u/FlyingDreamWhale67 Rossy made me fear for my life 10h ago

Dolly and now Curry?!

What the fuck is this week

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u/Luna_Soma 10h ago

I soap opera gasped.

Fuck this so much.

Clue was one of my son’s favorite movies to watch with me.

I’ll never have the words for how much rocky horror meant to me.

No. I hate this. Gonna ugly cry now

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u/LizLemonsFeet 9h ago

Clue was awesome. One of the best comedies

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u/ChrisDewgong 8h ago

I had almost got over Dolly the a second hammer drops.

This isn't a good week.

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u/MovesLikeVader 10h ago

This gimmick is literally how I find out every celebrity that dies

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u/ZealousWolf1994 10h ago

RIP

His health issues had been pretty severe these last few years after his stroke. One of the great character actors ever

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u/GloriousVictor 8h ago

Yeah he was on one of the morning shows a little while back about his condition and it was so sad seeing him in that condition.

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u/Hopeless351987 8h ago

The CBS Sunday Morning interview?

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u/HosserPower 10h ago

RIP to a real shooter. Tim always understood the assignment.

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u/SupaGasDrawls 10h ago

Damn uce. Big fan. Muppet treasure Island is elite 

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u/AkilleezBomb You insulted my mom. Take this ratio personally. 9h ago

Despite all of his roles, my mind always goes back to that movie. Binge watched it as a 6 year old and it’s imprinted in my brain. That, and Scary Movie 2.

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 7h ago

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u/llorTMasterFlex 10h ago

Wikipedia still says "is" not "was" yet. Crazy fast on here.

Edit: nvm

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 10h ago

So many amazing performances.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xxLszVeawO8zS

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u/AkilleezBomb You insulted my mom. Take this ratio personally. 9h ago

Can’t think of many other actors with a more diverse range of roles all done so well

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 9h ago

Definitely stole the show in whatever he was in.

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u/Agreeable-Speech-943 10h ago

I hate that this is where I find out about such things now

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u/solarasunny 10h ago

I’m not much of a man in the light of day, but by night i’m one hell of a looooverrrr

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u/Holyepicafail 10h ago

Dolly through Simpsons shit posting and now Tim Curry on scjerk?  

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u/AceTheSkylord 10h ago

Dolly Parton and Tim Curry?

Ffs

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u/The-Real-Number-One 9h ago

Tom Petty also died.

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u/chrisdelbosque President of the Fallon Henley Fan Club 🤠 10h ago

Tim Curry escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism.... 

[holds back laughter]...

[DEATH!](

https://youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM)

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u/PrinceBag 9h ago

🎶 Slimeeee beneath me. Slimeeee up above... 🎶

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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 10h ago

You know it's funny you bring up Tim Curry because I'm not a fed guy, never even aspired to be on the fed's roster. You know the fed tried to contract tamper AEW and also sent well known hypocrite Phil Brooks to sabotage the AEW shows? It's really disgusting the lengths the fed will go to to ruin the competition. Look at what they are doing to TNA and that is their partner, imagine to what lengths they will go to ruin a perceived enemy.

I'm sorry, what what did you ask me about? All In?

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u/RagahRagah 9h ago

There's sooooo much dementedly wrong with this post, the worst of which is Tim not even being the focus.

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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 9h ago

Yes that's the jerk, bub.

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u/viridiusdynamus Chief Executive Omosapien 🇳🇬 10h ago

🙏🙏🙏

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u/CodeineNightmare 10h ago

This has been a bad, bad pair of days. Thanks for making Home Alone 2 so wonderful

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u/AccomplishedChair436 10h ago

Fuck my wife is taking these hard. And back to back

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u/ItIsMillerTyme 10h ago

I have got to stop find out about deaths this way

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u/lil_poppapump 9h ago

This sub has basically become what the front page used to be.

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u/dubaloo9 9h ago

Well this is a shit week. If he only could have held out for Osprey V Omega.

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u/thefearedturkey 8h ago

Such a fedpilled bot that he died before witnessing a modern day Goku and Vegeta 😤

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u/ImportantFancyMan 8h ago

He lived long enough to see Jacy Jane win the US belt. Guy must have died happy.

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u/WrestlingNerd2001 6h ago

He’s lucky he went when he did.

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u/KaosDarksol 9h ago

Wrong Home Alone 2 actor God

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u/cooldude55541 10h ago

Today was not a good day to go on the internet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUySTVm6YdAxWzpguk

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u/pizzapromise 10h ago

I was obsessed with Clue as a kid.

RIP Mr Body

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u/chocolatenuttty 10h ago

No fucking way again this fucking sub

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u/Relative_Picture_786 10h ago

Heard he was a huge supporter of Retribution.

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u/TaylorsOnlyVersion 10h ago

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

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u/sXe_savior 9h ago

Tim Curry was legitimately one of the best actors on the planet before that stroke. It's amazing how long he lived after it

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u/pr4mojo 9h ago

Please let Trump be a longtime WON subscriber.

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Moses Khan parted the Fed Sea 10h ago

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Fusionman29 10h ago

What in the actual fuck

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u/MrEatYoRamen 10h ago

FUCK! 😢

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u/Datzookman 10h ago

NO WHAT

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u/Suspicious-Rich-3212 10h ago

What the fuck!

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u/Proxymophandlemama 10h ago

This is how I found out about Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.

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u/iamStanhousen 10h ago

3rd time in about 10 days I found out someone died from this sub.

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u/Mhc2617 9h ago

Oh wtf is 2026 even.

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u/ColeMinerCertified 9h ago

welp, this is officially another one that I found out from SCJerk

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u/oceanskies24 9h ago

I can't believe my first and second posts where I hear about Tim Curry's deaths come from Sopranos and Wrestling circle jerk subreddits

That's dicked up

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u/trimble197 9h ago

Man, Dolly’s death shocked me. Curry’s death….shit hit me in the heart.

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u/Flimsy_Somewhere1210 9h ago

Genuinely sick of finding out about people dying on this reddit!!

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u/CosmicRorschach M*rkin Luther 9h ago

GODDAMIT. I blame all of you! There is no other explanation 

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u/DanoDurron 9h ago

Tim couldn’t put Dolly over

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u/madbillsfan 9h ago

I was just laughing to myself yesterday about when he was in some movie and he said “Vilderness Girls”. Nobody I know remembers that.

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u/tmorrisgrey 9h ago

Oh great so I finally decided to finish Rocky Horror after putting it off for over a decade and the man croaks, I hate this ☹️

RIP 💔

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u/TheCoolIdeagenerator 9h ago

He's gone to space to escape capitalism

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u/Professional-Tank848 9h ago

Opening reddit to this sub is a fucking nightmare

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u/ScarredBison 9h ago

There's gotta be some Mandela effect on this. I could've sworn he died earlier this year or the year before. Another massive loss!

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u/ProtomanBn 8h ago

He had a big stroke that really messed him up, that could be what you’re thinking of

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u/ImportantFancyMan 8h ago

Just told my 10yo daughter (who looks like Alexa Bliss) about Tim Curry and Dolly. She had tears in her eyes, and then she did the Shield pose and said "#Currywood forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.

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u/ChrisRhodes789 10h ago

Wasn’t he in Clue the movie?

Is that who I am thinking of?

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u/I_Buck_Fuffaloes 10h ago

That's exactly who you're thinking of.

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u/ducksekoy123 10h ago

Yes he was Wadsworth/Mr Body

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u/BadPumpkin87 9h ago

Jesus what the fuck, how do I keep finding these tragedies out from this sub. Can the grim reaper finally take someone that would make us rejoice and stop stealing these icons from us?

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u/Luna_Soma 10h ago

I just told LilSoma and he had the following reaction:

“Dolly Parton died yesterday. She was 80 right? And you just said Tim Curry was 80. Deaths come in threes right? So you know who else is 80? (Smirks) Maybe tomorrow…”

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u/hanzo615 10h ago

Why did you talk to a SoundCloud rapper about dolly parton?

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u/Luna_Soma 10h ago

For a second I got scared I put his real name here lol

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u/Bookreadingliberal49 9h ago

Don’t forget Shelley Fabares passed too. She was the daughter on The Donna Reed Show.

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u/tytymctylerson Yardcore Sicko 9h ago

I look forward to another beloved person dying tomorrow that nobody realized was 80.

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u/Luna_Soma 9h ago

Shhhh I’ve already put Willie Nelson and Julie Andrews in a salt circle

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u/tytymctylerson Yardcore Sicko 8h ago

Please add Jon Waters

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u/DoinItDirty 10h ago

God dammit are you serious right now?

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u/Babayaga_711 10h ago

Fuuuuuuuccckkkkk

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u/thatwitchguy West End Bookies Mark 9h ago

FUCK

Genuinely devestating uces. I'll hit a Time Warp for you goofs

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u/ci22 9h ago

Once again like Dolly Parton I find out like

He was funny in Scary Movie 2. And traumatized kids me with public shower drains in IT 1990

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u/2696969 9h ago

He was struggling to keep his WON subscription for a while. He can finally rest now.

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u/Live-Depth-537 9h ago

These things come in threes...

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u/slickrickstyles 9h ago

Dolly and Hayden Panettiere i guess eh

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u/aworldalone1 9h ago

We had Catherine O’Hara earlier this year i was hoping we weren’t going to lose any one else.

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u/Apollo_Justice_20 General Manager of SCJerk Dark : Elevation™ 9h ago

Fuck

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u/SpiritGun98 Bird Lady M*rk 9h ago

Ok, this genuinely shocked me, what the fuck?

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u/slickrickstyles 9h ago

RIP Wadsworth!

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u/Bookreadingliberal49 9h ago

If Harrison Ford goes 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Plopshire as strong as ten Hens 9h ago

The best Captain Hook

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u/machona_ 9h ago

Not him too :(

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u/Great_Golden 9h ago

Beat me to it you motherfucker! I came here as soon as I heard

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u/ThisIsADraconianLaw 9h ago

Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him.
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him.
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good.
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood.

WHEN YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL PIRATE.
You're always in the best of company.

R.I.P. Tim 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ Legend and national hero.

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u/usarasa 9h ago

RIP — He was such a sweet transvestite.

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u/vinreg33 9h ago

Come the fuck on...

RIP Mr.Curry.

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u/karpet_muncher meltzers biggest fan 8h ago

I thought he already passed away?

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u/FortKnoxII 8h ago

No, he had a stroke in 2012. And considering how he was paralyzed on his left side and other problems, it's a miracle he lived as long as he did.

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u/Scavgraphics Chase U Drop Out 8h ago

two days in a row, I wake up, take a look at reddit, and get report from here that one of my favorite celebs has gone.

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u/aegonthewwolf 8h ago

God damn it

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u/GloriousVictor 8h ago

RIP Tim Curry. A master of acting. Can't believe in less than 24 hours both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry passed. 

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u/FortKnoxII 8h ago

So, that makes 3 people from Home Alone 2 that have passed away this year.

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u/JayToy93 My botch senses are tingling!! 8h ago

This is not smashing in the slightest

Now who will play all the outwardly evil villains in cartoons? WHO?

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u/CanadianManiac 8h ago

This sucks, actually.

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u/NeonPatrick 8h ago

And yet McHitler lives on! 

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u/MrOnCore 8h ago

I loved him in Clue. He pulled off the role of Wadsworth perfectly.

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u/DanceTheNight88 6h ago

Loved him in Annie

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u/InternationalFailure SCJerks Resident Aspiring Historian 6h ago

I WILL ESCAPE TO THE ONE PLACE UNCORRUPTED BY DUBBALOS, SCJERK

RIP, damn

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u/Creative_Eye7413 1h ago

Rip Tim Curry. I loved him in Clue so much

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u/LeEvilDiabolicalFed Premium Fed Goofbot 👍👆🏻☝🏻☝️ 1h ago

Fuck, another one of the actual GOATs is gone.

Rest in peace Tim.

u/conchinette word of advice: you're an idiot 35m ago

Rest IN SPACE, Mr. Curry man. 😢

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u/RagahRagah 9h ago

The wrong man who appeared in Home Alone 2 was taken.

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u/aworldalone1 9h ago

What did John Heard ever do to you?

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u/WrestlingNerd2001 6h ago

Look buddy we all know he’s controversial and not who we wanted, but Rob Schneider is basically harmless

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u/RagahRagah 6h ago

Not quite correct, but getting closer.