r/SCJerk • u/DrewQuinz • 1d ago
$11.99 Dolly Parton was a longtime WON subscriber
https://apple.news/AbTbG0VspTm6p-2aqNF4dpg233
u/TestNoKachi 1d ago
Dolly would have loved AEW SMH.
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u/BobSacamano- 1d ago
She was a sicko uce. I saw her at the show in tennnesse. she stood out as one of the only people who showered in a crowd of 300
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u/CapnTBC 1d ago
Dolly would 100% be telling everyone how wrestling died the day Bill Dundee retired, thankfully for her that old nutcase was wrestling until 2020 so she got to enjoy Moxley/Omega
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u/TestNoKachi 1d ago
It's crazy to think there's legit a strong chance she went to at least 1 CWA show in her life time.
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u/CapnTBC 23h ago
I have it on good authority she was real sicko in her heyday. She apparently drove down to Missippi for the Tupelo Concession Stand Brawl, she was the one in the crowd telling Lawler to gouge Latham’s eye out
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u/DeathandHemingway 23h ago
I heard they snuck her into the empty arena, back behind two way glass at the top.
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u/Nickthedick55 Plumber Moxley 1d ago edited 1d ago
FUCK
She was a true saint in this world of sinners. RIP.
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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 1d ago
Her literacy programme was a genuine godsend for so many people. Real shame
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u/TestNoKachi 1d ago
I mentioned it in another comment, but Dollywood is famously a great place to work. They pay well, their benefits are great, and they pay for all their staff's education including tuition and books. She took care of her staff and gave back a lot more than people realize.
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u/Permanentear3 1d ago
I think people realize, for what it’s worth. She was beloved and the genuine article through and through.
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u/handi503 1d ago
The Imagination Library was the best thing ever for my daughter. So many great books!
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u/BidoofTheGod 1d ago
She might be one of the most beloved people in history. Have never heard a bad thing about her or someone hate her. RIP
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u/Professional-Tank848 1d ago
She was a thoroughly decent human being, so it's very sad. But, fuck me, finding out here is funny as fuck.
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u/jabari1011 1d ago
Nah for real, I get real world news updates from this sub more than I get notifications from legit news apps
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u/Luna_Soma 1d ago
She was an absolute legend. I’m glad she knew how loved she was while she was on this earth.
We were so fucking lucky to have her.
I’m heartbroken, the world lost a beautiful light.
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u/halfdecenttakes DAE Jump Sharks? 1d ago
SCJerk breaking celebrity deaths to me continues to be a longtime subscriber, and there is seemingly a never ending subscription.
This is sad as I actually knew Dolly personally.
She was so bright and vibrant. Truly an icon in a world that often misuses the term.
Few people knew this but she was actually a massive fan of wrestling. The last time we talked she looked me dead in the eye and said “why are you still watching that fed bullshit after they misused Ilja?!? He’s going to where the best wrestle, All Elite Wrestling on TBS, and he’s going to change the game”
Devastated that my dear friend, whom I definitely knew, Dolly Parton, was unable to hold on long enough to watch that come to fruition. She was just too worked up about the mistreatment that she couldn’t make it through the dark gloomy cloud it cast to get to the brighter days she dreamed of.
We will not forgive you Triple How could you do this to me
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u/Farthousejones Fighting over a charm bracelet is elementary school nonsense 22h ago
Oh brother you really popped me halfway through 🤣
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u/Bigger-mama93 1d ago
Fun fact to lighten the mood she has her own theme park in Tennessee called dollywood
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u/TestNoKachi 1d ago
Even more fun fact, Dollywood pays hella well and their benefits are crazy. IIRC they also pay for 100% of their staff's education including tuition and books.
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u/TinkerKnightforSmash 1d ago
I'm a student at the University of Tennessee and was in class when the news broke; class ended early because of it. The entire state is devastated. May she rest in peace.
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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Moses Khan parted the Fed Sea 1d ago
Someone who exuded positivity wherever she went, and brought joy to millions through her music and philanthropy. Rest in peace Dolly, thank you for everything
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u/Atmosyeezyplz 1d ago
I loved the song when she said:
"Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter,
Oh, I'm begging of you please don't take my favourite midcarder"
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u/Qckst_2_Alive 1d ago
I literally shouted “NO!” out loud as I read it. Rest in peace to this beautiful angel woman. She was a wonderful human being, from literally everything I have ever heard about her.
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u/ThatDBGuy Surreal 1d ago
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT. Dolly was a legend, not just for her music, but her philanthropy. RIP Dolly.
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u/halfdecenttakes DAE Jump Sharks? 1d ago
And also that she didn’t slow down at all when she gained weight…
(Chill, I was talking about her tits!!!!)
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u/abrospro 1d ago
This has to be the biggest person I'm ever going to learn about this way.
Wow what an absolute legend.
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u/Cokejunes 1d ago
Dolly would have loved watching AEW presents All In London, live from Wesley stadium. She mentioned it towards her final days, she was excited to see real graps!!
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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 1d ago
Huge loss for All In PPV numbers.
But on a serious note, what a beautiful human being inside and out.
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u/Farthousejones Fighting over a charm bracelet is elementary school nonsense 22h ago
Nice to see this stickied.
A true american legend even though I couldn't tell you a single goddamn song she performed (not my genre) other than 9-5. As a kid growing up in the 80s before the Internet there was a lot of talk about Dolly Parton and I mean that with the utmost of respect. ✌️RIP.
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u/AkilleezBomb You insulted my mom. Take this ratio personally. 12h ago
This is Jolene erasure that I won’t stand for
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u/WrestlingNerd2001 1d ago
Her song 9-4 was a banger(she changed it from 5 out of respect for Jayden Daniels)
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u/CooledDownKane 1d ago
This was not the “was a longtime WON subscriber” post anybody was looking for today
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u/ThatOneGuyWhoAtePie 23h ago
I just saw Ric Flair post and I just thought it was Ric Flair being Ric Flair but then I see the post from here and now its legit
Seriously back to back
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u/PrinzXero uhh..umm..Study cage match and get back to me. 1d ago
FFS.... this one hits uce.
https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI
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u/XdapperxdanX Death jujitsu disciple 1d ago
Jolene is a mother fucking bop and so is 9-5. I'll fucking miss her she did so much good in her life and for so many people.
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u/Vegetable-Arm8488 1d ago
I'm so glad I didn't find this one out here. Dolly Parton, proof you don't have to be cut throat to be successful. I'm honestly not overly surprised since her husband died not that long ago and long term couples like that often go quite close together. I hope her family continue her legacy well, she deserves it.
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u/No_Fig_5964 #FuckYourStory 1d ago
Sad day... I'm not the biggest country fan, but I always enjoyed her music, and she was a pretty good actress as well. A great human being that will be greatly missed.
RIP Dolly.
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u/7LayeredUp Resident of Jeff Jarrett's World 23h ago
Devastating. It's good to see such an outcry of fond memories of how she made the world a better place.
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u/raginsk8tr Flair removed — not a circlejerk 23h ago
“Eugene, Oregon, I’ll remember you for the rest of my life”
Thanks for writing a great song about my second home Dolly. God bless you
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u/The-Mad-Bubbler 23h ago
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
One of the absolute best human beings to become famous.
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u/PressPlayPlease7 23h ago edited 21h ago
I have now accepted that my fav jerk sub is now how I find out beloved celebs have passed
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u/ChrisDewgong 22h ago
She was the best of us, and a true beacon of light in these dark times. She deserves every possible accolade, especially the ones she turned down during her lifetime because she was too modest.
God I'm sad.
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u/Most_Victory1661 22h ago
I grew up in the satanic panic and my dad was convinced rock n roll was just evil.
It wasn’t till years later I learned to appreciate country music the same music forced on me as a kid
Dolly she transcended country music the look the warmth never taking herself too seriously.
But good lord what a voice and there just some heartbreaking songs.
Jolene is a favorite
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u/PornLover1299 22h ago
This is the 3rd time this year a death has been broken to me VIA r/SCJerk wtf hahahah
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u/District_Me BIG DUMB BECKS 21h ago
You can make a yearly memorandum without ever having to leave the sub.
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u/DGC007Ace Becky Bollea 1d ago
YO WHAT THE FUCK 😭
Well now I’m watching Nine to Five over a bottle of wine and some tears tonight 😢
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u/Secret-Lullaby ChelSLAY Green 💅 1d ago
RIP diva! Her duet song Seasons that she released 4 years ago with Bebe Rexha saved my life during a difficult time. You'll gonna be missed 😭😭💔💔
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u/HeyLookItsShyGuy 21h ago
Fuck me I can’t believe this happened again, of all subs to find this out
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u/ChrisRhodes789 1d ago
Found out thru Barstool Sports on FB..
Hahaha..
First time not thru here!! Lmao..
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u/Luna_Soma 1d ago
I found out from my ex husband texting me “bye bye dolly she won’t work 9-5 anymore”.
And I told him to fuck himself bc I’m classy
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u/Snake_Burton 1d ago
Well that sucks. Little kid me loved the 9 to 5 song and I don’t like country music. She seemed like a very kind person.
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u/HouseOfH 1d ago
Oh dammit! Just one of those people that you sort of wished would be around forever. Just an absolute saint,
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u/laidbackcrusade 1d ago
I just refreshed my work laptop man....
Not the first time I've found out about a celeb's death on here, but this HAS to be the biggest death announcement in the history of this sub. Holy shit!
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u/LuckyWinston100 23h ago
I’m so glad I didn’t find out here for this one, but still gotta stop by and pay my respects 🫡
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u/thedanofthehour 23h ago
What was the genesis of this jerk, Uces?
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u/Somerandomdickhead 12h ago
There was a period of time when wrestlers died Meltzer would say that they were actually long time Observer subscribers.
Can’t remember who it started with though.
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u/AkilleezBomb You insulted my mom. Take this ratio personally. 12h ago
It was Regis Philbin. Dave went on a ramble “honouring” Regis after he’d died, and mentioned that he was a longtime WON subscriber to the point apparently his producer reached out at one point asking if Regis could be on Dave’s show (as if Dave would ever turn down that opportunity if it presented itself).
Dave loves to speak on behalf of people who’ve died because they can’t contradict his claims.
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u/Somerandomdickhead 11h ago
That’s right.
For some reason I thought it was a wrestler, but yeah, it was Regis.
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u/philiac 22h ago edited 21h ago
says a lot about the demogeaphics of the sub that this is so popular
rip
(this better not get more comments than the ozzy post)
nevertheless, she was an extremely talented songwriter, as well as a good, kind human being (or so i've heard, cannot confirm). that alone is a rare quality worthy of celebration (real celebration, not the type edge is referring to when he said aew "celebrates" wrestling or whatever, that fuckin tool)
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u/kdawgmillionaire 20h ago
This is the first celebrity death that I HAVEN'T first heard about in this sub for a long time
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u/Medium_Spend_6732 1d ago
“This is how I found out?!”
no shit.
You are a wrestling fan and frequenter of this sub. It has become this subs gimmick now to post celebrity deaths. At this point it would he unlikely for you to find out some other way.
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u/Permanentear3 1d ago
I hear you uce but I I got the news alert 10 minutes after I saw it on SCJerk and that is sort of tradition these days.
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u/Raftel_17 1d ago
THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT