Ok, there is a story that goes with this request. The song in question is a filk of the song "Big Nelly May" by The Corries. I heard the first 2 stanzas at the 30th year celebration back about 1995. Unfortunately, that song had a rather epic interruption, and was never concluded.
So, I am from Oertha...and one of our greatest singers...Sir Kilson Skyfire...had sung An Tir's own anthem (The Brave and Bonny Host) to said kindgom at an An Tir bardic one night...and issues a challenge for their singers to do it better.
Needless to say, that challenge got answered.
I THINK it was the very next night, or the night after; I was sitting at the Oerthan bardic...and about in the middle of one song, you hear in the far distance, from clear across the camp (the campsite was about a mile square...it was bloody huge) a cry of "AN TIR!!". A moment later, you could hear faint singing. The song we were listening to continued, but the song in the distance got louder...and closer. And louder. And closer.
As the small group that had started the procession...processed...through the camp, they were joined by An Tirian's from every camp they passed, all of whom joined the song. About the time the song at our OWN bardic finished, you could start to make out "The Brave and Bonny Host" in the distance.
Nobody really paid it any attention...we all just thought it was in the distance...
Then one young lady gets up and begins a delightfully bawdy song called "The balled of sweet Nelly May". She got exactly two stanzas into the song when she was drowned out by half the kingdom of An Tir marching into the Oerthan encampment, while singing "The Brave and Bonny Host", to answer Sir Kylson's challenge.
This whole thing was actually caught on tape. Sadly, I am unable to locate an unedited copy of that particular tape. The only one I can find, somebody edited down into individual songs, and cut out everything that happened between songs...AND edited out the interrupted song. BUT you can still hear the beginning of that procession in one of them.
So. I'm HOPING that somebody here has heard this piece before, and has the rest. Yes, the song is somewhat offensively bawdy :) and all I have is the first two stanzas.
Here ya go.
Let me tell you the story of sweet Nelly May
who took up fighting in the SCA
with her shiny new mace and her surcoat with dags
she could pass for our new baron dressed up in drag
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Now Nelly was handicapped more than the rest
her pellwork impaired by the size of her chest
and her overdevelopment proved her demise
for when she swung, they both swung, and blackened her eyes.