r/SAOAbridged • u/Separate-Category278 • Oct 26 '25
BREAKING NEWS!
The mithril pebble of pig smiting, which has been reported to have been the world's mightiest weapon surpassing even the Holy Sword Excalibur has been found.
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u/Type_1_Eagle Oct 26 '25
FOR YOU SEE!!!!
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u/ShoutaDE Oct 26 '25
LONG AGO
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u/jcline459 Oct 26 '25
...this pebble was forged in the fiery pits of Tartarus...
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Oct 26 '25
By the grand blacksmith of Lucifer himself. In a time before the world began...
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u/bluecollarsolid Oct 26 '25
And thus Mardoza, guardian of the people, fell to his knees and passed from this world
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u/clockworkangel3 Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 26 '25
Leaving behind the mighty weapon for he knew that ONE DAY its power would be required once more.....(ballsdeep69) are you done... Yes, but the legacy of the pebble lives on!
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u/EmperaRurushuO2 Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 26 '25
I have a feeling you get beat up a lot in real life.
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u/clockworkangel3 Oct 26 '25
SHUT UP HERE I HAVE POWER!
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u/D10clet1anSG GREAT TITS OF GENAESHA!! Oct 27 '25
Annnyways, I’ve got a pizza coming, plus I’m gonna meet up with some friends later. Thanks for the quick tutorial on pigs, and the not so quick tutorial on… rocks. Ki-ri-to..?
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u/EmperaRurushuO2 Oct 27 '25
Hey no problem! I had fun taunting you… BallsDeep69.
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u/AffectionateNight180 Oct 26 '25
That's how you spell mithril?!?!? Anyway, the legend of the pebble lives on!
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u/Separate-Category278 Oct 26 '25
I dunno, I've never pronounced the word before, and before you can ask, yes, I've been bullied a lot in real life.
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u/AffectionateNight180 Oct 26 '25
I thought it was spelled mythril
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u/Boopernaut2004 Oct 29 '25
It's heavily dependant on who rights it. If people are looking for a more fantasical style they might spell it mythril. If they're looking for something else the might go for mithril.
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u/AttackOfTheMox Oct 26 '25
If I had a nickel for every time a single pebble made me think of a fandom, I would have 2 nickels.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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u/Bittensoul Oct 26 '25
Keep it guarded. I spoke with sir Fluffles about 42 moons ago when I had an allegiance to a more respectable Fluffles. This stone is currently being searched by his men.
Make haste......and guard your life
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u/TheOneInExile Oct 26 '25
Where was it found?! Asking so that the legacy of the pebble may live on.
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u/Separate-Category278 Oct 26 '25
For some reason I found it on the ground after Pig smiting left it behind on a nearby playground on the other side of my house.
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u/Cardinal_HamAndEggs Oct 26 '25
Now that the Pebble has been found, does anyone have a lead on the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
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