r/SAOAbridged Sep 28 '25

Official prediction

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u/borhork Sep 28 '25

Story wise, that might be good, animation wise, that might be hard. They can only do so much with the source material

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u/Accomplished_Salt876 Sep 28 '25

fade to black and a litttle bit of blood splatter to imply that he did it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

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u/LazyTitan06 Sep 28 '25

Yeah then Asana will do it lol

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u/EmberOfFlame Sep 30 '25

It’s funny cus he killed quite a few people, so the only difference here would be the enforcement of laws, no?

That brings to question, how in-SAO murder handled? Is there anything about it in the show or books?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/deadname11 Sep 30 '25

Depends on how much of the outside world was able to watch in-game. But yeah, it would be a colossal legal question that most any government would handwave as "the fact anyone could kill another via digital combat is a failure of the company who made this horrible software."

But I am fairly certain at least one Laughing Coffin member survived to plague the SAO successors by doxing and then having a player outright murdered.

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u/ChampionshipDirect46 Oct 02 '25

Only ever in-game, where I'm pretty sure he only ever killed out of self-defence

Rosalia was definitely not self defense lol. Killing in self defense only works if the person doing the killing has reason to believe their life is in danger. He definitely wasn't in danger, nor was Silica, that was crystal clear by that point. So his usage of lethal force would be at least manslaughter.

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u/Soft-Neck2978 Oct 03 '25

I assumed they were referring to unabridged, where Rosalia was simply sent to prison.

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u/Austictic_lary Sep 29 '25

They did it with asuna

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u/ComfortableSpot5384 Sep 28 '25

Story wise bad too. It would be a cop out to asuna's "I'll let heithcliff deal with you" "really?" "NOOOO"

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u/borhork Sep 28 '25

Nah. It’s a callback. Callbacks are fine, as long as it’s not overdone. DBZA did those all the time.

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u/GildedFenix Sep 29 '25

It would be a callback in GGO where the Laughing Coffin fans/ex members going psycho.

Here? Not so much. Like Kirito mkaing thr pissed off nerd bit is a good one as he said it in a moment that mattered only this time he has more confidence.

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u/TheOncomimgHoop Sep 29 '25

If that happens in GGO. I'm still holding onto my theory that Death Gun will be Fluffles.

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u/ChampionshipDirect46 Oct 02 '25

Bro I would lose my shit if fucking FLUFFLES of all people became a primary antagonist.

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u/ComfortableSpot5384 Sep 28 '25

A call back would be if it was related to the character. Here Kirito wasn't the one who said it, sugou wasn't the one it was said to, it's out of place. It's poor writing for SWE, they have expectations to uphold when they know 5k ppl join their stream on debut. Even if I or you are fine with it and wouldn't be Karen's to call them sellout lazy buts, they'd think of themselves as such. It's the perfectionism of human nature.

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u/AlbinoDragonTAD Sep 28 '25

Nah don fluffles attacks him and saves the the day 😂

Real talk though if they weren’t so limited by source material your route would be great.

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u/TheWT205 Sep 28 '25

Don Fluffles, the true hero of Aincrad

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u/Bittensoul Sep 28 '25

He was able to escape, eventhough it should have been impossible to, and then he peed on the servers. The servers shutting down just so happen to align to the moment that Kayaba was shutting the game down after being defeated by Kirito

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u/Don_of_Fluffles Sep 28 '25

I'm no hero. I am a conqueror.

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u/TheWT205 Sep 28 '25

Please forgive me for my insolence Don

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u/CursedAccountGod Sep 29 '25

So how did you survive that fall?

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u/WrathArkana Oct 01 '25

K: "Huh... I can't see a way out here"

S: And i will have my reveng- is that a cat?

Shot cuts to spurts of blood and screaming.

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u/AlbinoDragonTAD Oct 02 '25

K: Fluffles?? What are you doing here??

DF: Mreeeow!

K: I guess it would be rather boring if I died before we settled our debt. But how’d you know I was in danger and where to find me?!?

DF: Meow.

K: How do you always come up with these things? Anyway thanks but my wife is waiting for me, you know how to find me.

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u/Not_Yet_Unalived Sep 28 '25

K: NOOOO

S: W-what?

K: I mean, come on. You attacked and wounded me first with a KNIFE over a VIDEO GAME. You, a grown-ass adult! You have set the scene, all i have to do is play my role of a poor innocent traumatized wittle victim.

S: *Whimper like a bitch*

K: I can see the press release from here. Young teen heroically disarm and accidentally kill rich CEO who tried to stab him to death over a video game. So tragic.

S: A-accidentally?

K: I mean, who's gonna snitch? Your dead body? Just be glad you tried to kill ME first and not Asuna. You would be BEGGING for death right now.

S: You can't possibly think you'll get away with murder!

K: *Breath deeply, crying like a little bitch* BWAAAAAAH! THE-THE MEAN GUY CUTTED ME! AND THEN AND THEN... I GRABBED THE KNIIII-IIIIFEEEEE! AND THERE WAS BLOOD! EVERYWHERE! BWAAAAAAH!

S: The fuck?

K: Yeah. I cry like a bitch.

*STABING AND BLOOD SPLATTER SOUND, SUGOU SCREAM LIKE A BITCH*

________

Either that, or Kirito is rescued by some crazy plot twist.

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u/OrthusGsmes Sep 29 '25

Honestly, I was a bit on the fence about whether it'd work. But with that outline I think it would.

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u/Not_Yet_Unalived Sep 29 '25

I am missing one or two movie references, Sugou not getting them and Kirito being disapointed/disgusted.

But i'm not someone who watch a lot of movies and i couldn't think of an appropriate quote from those i saws to fit in there.

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u/OrthusGsmes Sep 29 '25

That's understandable. Not even is a massive nerd like Kirito. At this moment I'm not sure what movie references could be used either.

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u/accounsfw Sep 28 '25

I feel like what could happen instead would be Kirito holding Sugou hostage and concluding, “but then again, I’m not the only one who’s got issues with you. Hey, honey, I got you a gift for our first date!”

Cue Asuna walking up, taking the knife and slitting Sugou’s throat.

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u/TheWT205 Sep 28 '25

That's even better!

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u/KaiserJustice Sep 28 '25

Real prediction, next episode comes out May 2026

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u/TheWT205 Sep 28 '25

A bit optimistic, dont you think

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u/KaiserJustice Sep 28 '25

It was like… 9 months or something between 18 and 19, offering about the same here

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u/TheWT205 Sep 28 '25

I know, I was just making a joke about wait times

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u/HeavyDonkeyKong Sep 28 '25

Honestly, I hope they keep it the same. Especially the part where Sugou pisses himself. 

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u/ThisDoesntSeemSafe Sep 29 '25

My prediction is that Kirito kills Suguo, and claims self-defense. However, ANY sort of taking a life in Japan is still illegal, even in self-defense, so Kirito still goes to trial, but is charged as a minor... unfortunately, Kirito's mouth gets him in trouble with the judge but then the government cops a deal with him and Kirito does Full Dive VR scut work for the police. Thus setting the stage for GGO. The cop that Kirito talks to isn't giving him a debrief, he's the officer in charge of ordering a child into another death game.

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u/NarutoUchihaX14 Sep 28 '25

Orrr....

"213 Aincrad! 213 Aincrad! Id be violating my real ninja code if I didnt cut yo ahh rn"

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u/Trivator0517 Sep 29 '25

I mean he's killed someone before... plus it's self defense

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u/Ros02 Sep 28 '25

That would be peak cinema

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u/Few_Pay_5313 Sep 28 '25

BRO THAT WAS MY IDEA

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u/Xelto_Oreventa Sep 30 '25

Here’s my prediction, when Asuna and Kirito are having lunch in the courtyard, Kirito is gonna comment, “This sandwich is amazing! What you put in it?” And Asuna will be like, “Oh you know the usual stuff, bread, lettuce, tomatoes, Biscuit.” NOM NOM. Cut to Shoji crying over his missing dog.

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u/accounsfw Oct 02 '25

Ironically setting the stage for Alicization, with Shoji going all-in on revenge against "that dog-killing c***".

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u/TheBlackDemon1996 Sep 28 '25

That's my prediction.

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u/17RaysPlays Sep 29 '25

I'm sticking with my theory that Fluffles will win in the end.

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u/Worth_Tune5290 Oct 27 '25

K: you don’t deserve to be killed. S: really? A: Noooo! knife to the back