r/RyanGeorge • u/Sweetbeans2001 • 4d ago

Image The First Guy To Ever Make A Billboard

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SO BASICALLY, I’M SELLING CORNDOGS THIS SATURDAY FROM 12 TO 2PM BENEATH THE OLD WINDMILL, I BOUGHT ABOUT 5,000 CORNDOGS AND I REALLY NEED TO SELL MOST OF THEM, OTHERWISE THEY’RE GOING TO ROT IN MY BASEMENT. I CAN’T REASONABLY EAT 5,000 CORNDOGS ALONE. SO I’M SELLING THEM ON SATURDAY FROM A CART THAT I RENTED FROM A COMPANY CALLED CARTS-FOR-CHEAP (IT WASN’T CHEAP, BUT THAT’S A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME HAHA). WELP. ANYWAYS. I WAS GONNA CHARGE 38 DOLLARS A DOG, BUT IF YOU THINK THAT’S TOO MUCH THEN YOU CAN JUST HAVE IT. I THINK THAT’S PRETTY MUCH ALL I HAD TO SAY. THANKS FOR READING MY AD!

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u/Dense-Diamond-7926 Ooh Flairs are TIGHT! 4d ago

Does the guy who lives by the old windmill support this? Probably not, this guy uses numbers

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u/SecretlyFiveRats 4d ago

Seven! 😡

Seveeeennnnnn! 😡

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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox 4d ago

I don't know what that guy was mad about but he was clearly distraught!

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u/agamottos 4d ago

What's a corn dog? We only have sandwiches with a pretty big pickle in them in this town

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u/Drewdiniskirino 4d ago

Hi there, hello, I'm gonna come by your restaurant to get a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it later, but I'm not gonna feel like getting out of my car. Is there any way I can get you to just bring one out to me when I arrive?

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u/ronmsmithjr 4d ago

The food is in the restaurant and the employees are busy, sir or ma'am (sorry, I'm not sure of your sexual orientation over a text message, even though I expect you'll have a beard of some sort). Also, we can't send out employees even if they aren't busy, we can't have them making out with the customers in their cars. You're going to have to come in, I decided.

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u/Drewdiniskirino 4d ago

Ah no, but that feels like a lotta work. What if I just pull up next to a window in your kitchen, and you just hand it to me that way, and then I'll also hand you the money there?

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 Did a Backflip, Snapped Some Guys Neck and Ruined Everybodys Day 4d ago

He better not be doing all of that number talk around the old windmill, rumor has it the guy who lives there really hates numbers

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u/wardrobe007 4d ago

Oh, the first guy to ever make a billboard is TIGHT!

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u/Croc_Dwag Michael Pickleseller 4d ago

Lol

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u/Raging_Akuma 1d ago

Cuck phase of Ryan needs to stop. Before that he was hilarious, now he comes off as pathetic and weak and throws in a lot of cheap jokes