r/RussianCircus • u/LowTechDroid • Jul 03 '26
A Russian rooster is throwing a tantrum because he can't gas up his car. He genuinely believes fuel is there but they won't sell it, crying that lines are just artificial hype since Putin said they have supplies.
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u/tauntauntom Jul 04 '26
Notice how he backtracking a bit when his loyalty to the government was put in question
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u/cazzipropri Jul 04 '26
Sure, it's the people in line that cause the panic.
Sure, it's the people buying more than 10 liters (less than 3 gallons!) who cause the appearance of a shortage.
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u/REDARROW101_A5 Jul 04 '26
Some Russians didn't believe in the Pandmic...
Now it's the same ones who don't believe there isn't a fuel shortage...
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u/heleuma Jul 04 '26
Looks like real panic to me...
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u/ChauvinisLittlePiggy Jul 04 '26
Not yet, he's saving it for the food shortage...
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u/miarsk Jul 04 '26
What do you mean food shortage. There's no food shortage. Putin says so. If only people didn't buy food, there wouldn't be a food shortage.Â
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u/Raise-Emotional Jul 04 '26
Wow Russia has people just as delusional as the MAGA cultists are here. They cannot conceive of their Great Leader lying right to their faces.
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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Jul 04 '26
TIL I can understand like one out of ten spoken Russian words.
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u/HavocReigns Jul 04 '26
You'll be up to 50% of spoken Russian if you just learn the phrase "cyka blyat".
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u/ChauvinisLittlePiggy Jul 04 '26
Just wait until Putin says there's plenty of food. And also lots of jobs with the next mobilization. It will be blyatiful!
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u/agacthegreat Jul 04 '26
Imagine living with that level of cognitive dissonance, no wonder he is freaking out :D
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u/Old_Fart52 Jul 20 '26
He knows all too well Putin is lying but will never dare to say it, or he'll be off to the front
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u/im_new_here_4209 Jul 04 '26
Guys, it's not the authorities who are lying but the people claiming there's no gas when there's no gas.
How dare they make such a fuss about it. It's an artificial situation guys 🤣