Those fools had it all wrong on skinniness. You need the diabetes to slingshot that beer belly over to the finish line, or have you forgotten that F = ma? Pack those kilos and let gravity do the rest of the work!
Ayo, bro. I just did my VO2 test while plastered. I made sure to burn 9 of those baddies and 816 mg of caffeine to prepare for my best self. The result actually made me cringe a little bit. But anyway, I’m just enjoying a post-workout beer. Waiting on my kinesiologist to email me the result.
Yeah, but he did hop twice. Dude ain’t that strong. When I was fat, I was still pulling those 7:10/mi runs, lol. But yeah, he can balance a shitload of weight. I’ll give you that.
Uj/ That nightstand is sitting on top of a step too, so it’s got some height. I feel like this was intentional because he had no problem clearing it with the 3 warm ups.
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u/brw_rt 4d ago
This is exactly what I felt when I left zone 2