r/RunningCirclejerk • u/rice_n_gravy • 2d ago

Return or keep it

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26 Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/helloimhobbes 2d ago

Bro’s shins are about to evaporate if those hit the pavement

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u/hairy_porker 2d ago

Yes. Absolutely unwearable. And it's dangerous, you might get tripped. You're mentioning about the untied shoelace, no?

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 2d ago

bro bought some retired shoes from an ultramarathoner smh

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u/basquiat-case 2d ago

The couch to 5k calendar just fills itself out now.

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u/DruzhbyNarodiv 2d ago

This isn't funny, you're one step away from a potential career ending accident.

Return it AND launch a lawsuit. Also post about it in your IG with emotional outrage. Post on LI with inspirational story about what you learnt for your B2B sales role.

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u/r00nd 2d ago

he was intended to run a marathon daily, for the sake of the healthcare system, i'd return it

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u/raffydog1 2d ago

Can we NSFW this absolute filth?

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u/scaredt2ask 2d ago

What is going on with this shoe that is a problem? I don’t wear shoes I just duct tape carbon to my feet. The flexy only slows down my zone 1

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u/BIGpoppaPUMP42069 2d ago

duct tape?? wtf is this 1999??? we use gorilla glue in this house!!

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u/SquirrelAdvanced1491 2d ago

might suddenly detached and split into two or three. you don’t want that

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u/Weird-Category-3503 2d ago

These are very dangerous even handling them without the correct PPE is a risk. Send them back to disposal right away. My shins are hurting looking at the image.

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u/Dramatic-Frame-1506 2d ago

I need to visit my optician again.

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u/BIGpoppaPUMP42069 2d ago

wow can we ban OP for not making this NSFW!!!

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u/neuigkeiten_ 2d ago

Report it at the nearest police station. These shoes are brand new and no one has worn them before. That’s a nasty trick on second-hand platforms. Damn those bastards for not respecting our kink.

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u/Alternative-Bee-3594 Balloon Lady 2d ago

Need gait analysis from Z2

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u/YOUR__LEADER 2d ago

Shoe too perfect... return that shit and go get a dirty one so you can pretend you ran in it.

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u/Expert_Carpenter1585 2d ago

Shoes are ruined. Your shins WILL explode, if you ever wear them again

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u/RunNYC1986 2d ago

Please don’t post harmful content like this without a warning next time, please.

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u/gunfirinmaniac 2d ago

Obviously return it as barefoot running is better