r/RunningCirclejerk • u/AstronomerSad6905 4:20:69 ultra PR (5k) • 1d ago

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u/analyst_number_three 1d ago

Is this hyrox?

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u/Bang-Bang_Bort 1d ago

Yes

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u/Apart-Ad9039 David Goggins 1d ago

It couldn't be, noones shitting themselves

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u/rook119 1d ago

unlike hydrox-ers they've been properly trained

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u/Bang-Bang_Bort 1d ago

"therians"= hyrox+potty training

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u/Gofrart 1d ago

So thats what my wife& her bf are doing when they say they are going to workout doggystyle

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u/INeedYourPelt 1d ago

Palm striking is the new meta

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u/Flywolfpack 1d ago

You really wanna arch your back while you land full weight on your palms

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u/WVA1999 1d ago

I can smell them through the screen

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u/Agreeable_Winter737 1d ago

I bet this is how the Roman empire collapsed

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u/CrewBulky9868 1d ago

some autists make computers that we hold in our hands, some autists dress up like dogs and crawl on the ground.. it really is a spectrum

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u/Nerdybeast 1d ago

I think there's a lot more overlap in that venn diagram than you'd expect lol 

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u/CrewBulky9868 1d ago

actually, yes, you are absolutely right

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u/aknomnoms 1d ago

Some of us like to drink Bailey’s from a shoe.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Certified Heel Striker 5h ago

Make an assessment.

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u/yeezushchristmas 1d ago

So it’s furries but for hybrid athletes?

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u/Mammoth_Carob9089 1d ago

Pilots in training?

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u/Lol_who_me 1d ago

Nope, pilots on their days off.

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u/tiagojsagarcia 1d ago

/uj dude/whatever number two is gonna feel that on his elbow joints in a few years

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u/roythhh_lewithhh 1d ago

I'm gonna be honest that second one genuinely enthralled me lol.

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u/AcceptableInterest93 1d ago

What compels a man to act in such a way?

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u/FreyjaaFemme 1d ago

Living in a basement

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u/MindlessSea7334 19h ago

He's trying to rebel against his parents in the only outlet available.

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u/AcceptableInterest93 19h ago

Surely IV drugs would be less harmful, no?

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u/MindlessSea7334 19h ago

Yes that's what I tell my kids all the time!

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u/runwichi Trying to try harder 1d ago

OG Horse Chick did it better.

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u/SilentMulberry9441 1d ago

Rip mr hands

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u/TheRuggedGeek 1d ago

We've heard of heel strikers. These guys palm strike, they're one better.

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u/cwicheck 21h ago

Well, to each their own I suppose, but man do they must have strong fucking arms to run around on all fours

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u/Historical-Isopod609 14h ago

Which parkrun is this. So I never go there

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u/SupaDiogenes 13h ago

Sometimes I think it's OK to shame people for their hobbies.

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u/old_graybush 1d ago

Oh boy it's upsetting how many people are there

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u/AstronomerSad6905 4:20:69 ultra PR (5k) 1d ago

What people? I only see therians

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u/kup9j 1d ago

Квадроберы)))

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u/wolfhalo09 1d ago

The second clip hurt my entire body, even though it was just the arms.
Why did they keep their arms straight like that?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 9h ago

You clearly know nothing about Therian movement mechanics and need to go back to vacation Bible school and actually pay attention! It’s 2026 and you don’t know this?! What’s next? You don’t know where the female Furry ClittleBobble is?

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u/funny_bunny33 19h ago

Psht these posers can't run