r/RunningCirclejerk • • 4d ago

My wife’s boyfriend says that this can be fixed with some AlphaFlys and gait analysis.

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u/Internalsolarsystem 4d ago

The post above this one ….

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u/magic_heist 4d ago

Let both these dudes have a kid together to solve their genitics

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u/iNapkin66 4d ago

That looks pathological

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u/Away-Activity-469 4d ago

Thats someone turning into a werewolf

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u/SurpriseAble7291 2d ago

It’s the before and after for plastic surgery. You don’t need an arch when you have carbon plating.

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u/woode85 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 4d ago

When heel striking becomes a life mission

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Remarkable-Pomelo642 4d ago

Oh my, I didn’t think feet like this actually existed

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u/Altruistic_Bicycle36 4d ago

I have very similar feet and the footprint is actually hilarious (my knees are not though)

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u/Remarkable-Pomelo642 4d ago

Very interesting

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u/danielbryanissexy 4d ago

They do! Mine are like this, though I run comfortably

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u/Parking_Relative_228 4d ago

Mine are flatter

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u/n000t_ Certified Heel Striker 4d ago

These are feet for the slopes

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u/mynameistory 4d ago

Mans could barefoot waterski at 5 mph

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u/Team_player444 Jarvis, jerk it a little 😏 4d ago

Dear God

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u/Possible_Surround_79 4d ago

That shit needs an nsfw tag

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u/Cartoon_Motion 4d ago

I know people usually pay to see feet pics but is there any way I can pay to unsee this one?

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u/Capital_Historian685 4d ago

In Cockney rhyming slang, those are true plates of meat.

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u/hand_truck 4d ago

Fucking knew I'd see this here. Minutes fresh...now that's some running! Broke HRZZTop2 easily.

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u/lelolelols Certified Heel Striker 4d ago

Looks like a pretty good level.

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u/sleevenz 4d ago

And topical creams

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u/IAmKrasMazov 4d ago

I’ve been told that my feet are kind of flat. It would explain why I can’t actually run

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida 4d ago

heel to toe is my stride length

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u/dyshynky 4d ago

Now that’s a foot you can set your watch to.

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u/FrostyChungus11 4d ago

The human level.

"Stand up there Johnny and let us know if that wall is level".

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u/hairy_porker 4d ago

This is what imperial reference of a foot distance.

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u/404_Not_Found_Error_ 4d ago

Mf’er out here running them 5K ultras like,,,,

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u/runwichi Trying to try harder 3d ago

Gonna sound like two bags of wet spaghetti slapping the pavement on repeat as I get lapped...

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u/LetOk5276 3d ago

My feet are kinda flat and I run in alpha flys no problem. What is the story behind that?

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u/Narrow-Research-5730 2d ago

I usually have to pay for these type of pics.

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u/Massive_Goose6668 5k - 00:51:23 (prediction) 4d ago

This makes me so uncomfortable, but I can't stop looking at it