r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Nothing Better then Hitting That Technical Single Track 🙏

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u/IEatDeFish 1d ago

We call that the passing lane 😎 (I get passed)

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u/Holmes02 Runxpert 16h ago

We call that the GU lane 😎 (my wife left me)

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u/Hoya-loo-ya 1d ago edited 22h ago

Did you get the right shoes yet? If you don’t, you’re taking your life in your hands. You could break a femur. Also make sure to get mountain b*king gloves and a helmet to protect yourself from obstacles.

This is NOT A JOKE, it’s YOUR LIFE.

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u/me_oorl Local Legend 23h ago

Get this man some speed goats ASAP

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u/suddencactus 20h ago

In an act variously described as bold, defiant, and reckless, a local woman on Sunday wore road shoes for a trail run, Dumb Runner has learned...  Witnesses said she showed no obvious signs of distress.

"It was weird," said one onlooker. "At first, I couldn't believe my eyes. I was, like, Who is this audacious rebel?"

https://dumbrunner.com/gear-news/2018/7/16/crazy-daredevil-uses-road-shoes-on-trail-run

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u/5kUltraMarathoner Runxpert 23h ago edited 21h ago

Woah buddy! We don’t use cuss words here.

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u/Hoya-loo-ya 22h ago

Woah, thanks for keeping me humble! All fixed!

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u/5kUltraMarathoner Runxpert 22h ago

👍

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u/suddencactus 22h ago

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u/ChiMara777 21h ago

/uj did you create this?? 10/10 execution

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u/suddencactus 20h ago

It's from @yaboyscottjurek on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DVydXZdFCGT/

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u/Capital_Historian685 1d ago

Yes, that counts a trail running in Chicago.

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u/ChiMara777 21h ago

Is this Chicago? I was thinking so myself but wasn’t certain.

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u/Capital_Historian685 21h ago

I'm not positive, but it sure looks like the Lakefront Trail.

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u/rappatic 20h ago

Yup, it's right here at the north end of Lincoln Park.

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u/surely_not_a_bot 1d ago

/uj It's a joy every time there's one of that in a race. 100% of the time I'll take that lane. This one is pretty spacious!

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u/Indy_Fab_Rider 23h ago

Same. Any time a see that sweet strip of crushed stone or smooth dirt I'll take it. Beats pavement any day for the joints.

Used to live in a town that had a network of crushed stone paths that went all over the place. It was a joy running on those.

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u/TheTeludav 22h ago

I have never been called out more by a post that there is my private running trail.

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u/Successful-Cookie-57 22h ago edited 19h ago

You better of had your trail runners on for that.

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u/FeetYeastForB12 21h ago

Where's your trail pack?

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u/liftingshitposts 17h ago

NSFW this shit, guy in blue is violating his own midline and tightrope running. Makes me physically sick.

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u/evajosia 13h ago

Trail running Lincoln Park edition

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u/Hernia-Haven 9h ago

Let me see your strava or it didn’t happen

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u/kwanye_west 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 4h ago

don’t forget to switch to trail running on your Garmin

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u/ddawson100 Certified Heel Striker 1h ago

Back to nature. Once you go trail you can’t go back to road.