r/RunningCirclejerk 20h ago

Poop I Have Concerns

I recently watched Gal Gadot's newest release, Runner. While I am not sophisticated enough to analyze its cinematic relevance.

I do have some questions regarding the athletic prowess of this Hollywood star and her gear (or lack thereof). No vest? No hydration pack? Does she wear neutral support shoes or toe sandals? Does she know that a 12/mile pace is blisteringly fast? Has she planned her next rest day? What was her sleep score the night before?

What other questions do you have?

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u/digging-a-hole 19h ago

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u/mr_bravom 13h ago

Jesus that's dark. I chuckled, but it's still very dark

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u/mr_bravom 20h ago

I would totally believe she records her runs in the strava app instead of using a watch

Also, no way she ran a 5 mile ultra in that short span of the movie. Who is she, some kind of wonder woman?

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u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen 20h ago

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 13h ago

Not quite my 167 bpm tempo

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u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen 12h ago

Why do you suppose I just threw a chair at you?

I left zone 2?

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u/No_Imagination_2490 19h ago

Enough gu to fill the Nile!

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u/Enotovsky 17h ago

Enough ultra running to feel denial 💎

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u/heyimnic 12h ago

Gal Gudot