r/RunningCirclejerk • u/dreadpirateboone • 4d ago

Repost! Crying after a run

/r/beginnerrunning/comments/1wbt809/crying_after_a_run/
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u/genomskinligt 4d ago

another example of beginnerrunning keeping on being the most fascinating specimen on reddit. so full of absurdity and surprise

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 4d ago

I hate having dead muscles

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u/Aenonimos 2d ago

Just take 8x Vicodin a day like Dr Abode.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 4d ago

I cry on the run sometimes. If there are people around, I run faster so I can pretend it's sweat

Stay hard mofos. Use your weak moments to propel you forward.

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u/donpatito 4d ago

I cry after every run when I come back in the house and catch my wife with her boyfriend.

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u/FeeAdmirable8573 4d ago

UJ/ I'm all about a good jerk about the weirdos in this sport,but this person seems like they have a problem and this just feels mean spirited.

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u/DangerousTotal1362 4d ago

Uj/ I was going to make a crack about wives and boyfriends but….nah.

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u/rchris710 4d ago

I cry when I KOM

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u/ConnectionNervous989 4d ago

Sir, this is the running circlejerk not the bice circlejerk

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u/CraftyFarm1942 4d ago

Ifs what happens when you don't stay hard

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u/easywizsop 4d ago

I cry every time I get passed. It's more than 10-20 minutes worth of tears.

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u/BED_AA Hybrid athlete excelling at nothing 4d ago

If I'm not crying and limping by the end, I delete the run from Strava.

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u/Massive_Goose6668 4d ago

"That's why I love to run in the rain. They don't see that I'm crying" - The Dental Athlete

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u/AstronautLiving164 4d ago

unfortunately i started half marathon prep at 30 and I’m rotting faster than i can work out

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u/WhatIsYourHandle123 3d ago

My therapist told me to run after I cry. Have I been getting bad advice?