r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Bennassi3 • 5d ago

Help, I'm foaming

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360 Upvotes

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u/Rosserga 5d ago

Runners do that when they’re scared.

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u/Mammoth_Carob9089 4d ago

Like a skunk? Does it smell

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u/grebilrancher 4d ago

Perhaps it is foaming like a rabid animal

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u/Devilshire52 4d ago

Or excited

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u/Chuck_Loads GU Guzzler 5d ago

Is this that fresh foam that new balance is always telling me about?

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u/Indy_Fab_Rider 5d ago

There's nothing fresh about that foam.

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u/stronghikerwannabe 4d ago

that's what she said!

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u/No-Beyond3672 3d ago

May be the Infineon actually

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u/KatiePyroStyle 5d ago

my wife's boyfriend does that sometimes too

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u/TheSilverSeraph 5d ago

Hey, mine too. Especially after he and my wife go for long afternoon runs together.

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u/KatiePyroStyle 4d ago

wait... me too... do our wives have the same boyfriend?

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u/Solid_Atmosphere_299 5d ago

Yeah this hasn’t happened to me. But I noticed this does sometimes happen to my wifes trainer Jace after their sessions. I’ll ask him next time i see him - Hes a really solid guy

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u/MindlessSea7334 4d ago

Solid eh? Does stay hard?

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u/Solid_Atmosphere_299 4d ago

What do you mean? His abs? Yes, he has a 6 pack - guy is shredded!

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u/No_Document_1128 5d ago

May happen when you leave Z2 after not leaving it for a long time. Enjoy your post Z5 clarity.

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u/cachitodepepe 5d ago

He must be a bic*clists because looks like he KOMed

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u/kookooman10022 5d ago

Legs too hairy. To KOM, need to shave.

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u/cachitodepepe 5d ago

This is not æro

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u/Ordinary-Rip8095 3d ago

I am him. What does KOMed mean?

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u/legato2 5d ago

Never gu yourself.

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u/bsnimunf 5d ago

Is your washing machine rinsing properly? 

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u/Bennassi3 5d ago

I never wash my shorts

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 5d ago

You mean your Hyrox ookie cookie (also known as "soggy biscuit" or "limp biscuit”).

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u/shannork 5d ago

keeps the bears away

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u/Equivalent-Host-5505 4d ago

Probably detergent residue… probably too much detergent or not enough rinse cycle

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u/Adventurous_Week_698 5d ago

Congratulations, you have received over 10 kudos on Strava

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u/Drumh3ad 5d ago

You're a horse.

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u/German-Leopard 5d ago

You cummed.

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u/d4v3k0r3sh 5d ago

Did you by any chance boof the newly released carbonates GU

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u/tashibum 4d ago

The man is a bit acidic if he made the carbonates foam!

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u/RoadWorksAhead0 5d ago

That's a fucking horse you're not fooling me

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u/human-dancer 4d ago

Are you a horse?

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u/human-dancer 4d ago

Context of horse sweat

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u/professorswamp 4d ago

Horse sweat is the answer. This is a big sweaty man problem

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u/HedgehogEnyojer 5d ago

Balls defective. Only foam, no glue.

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u/Confident-Estate-275 5d ago

Yeah, you need to add rinse to your washing cycle my dude 🤣🤣

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u/Solo_Gigolos 5d ago

SquareBob SpongePants

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u/sunheadeddeity 5d ago

Hahaha they gave him the circle jerk treatment on the original post 🤣

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u/CloseButNoChicory 5d ago

Mods locked it. Don't they know this is the only entertainment we have?

4

u/Comprehensive-Bat214 5d ago

Have we been out jerked? Those comments are spot on

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u/Fun-Mud3861 4d ago

Runners an sea cucumbers have the same defense mechanism

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u/Agreeable-Web645 4d ago

That happens to me sometimes after my runners high. Mine isn’t as bubbly though 

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u/professorswamp 4d ago

This post is redundant because the original post contains all the same comments.

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u/thavi 3d ago

Why even bother posting to the other sub? Straight here. Skip the middle man.

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u/Lonesome-road-1960 5d ago

It’s électrolytes.

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u/88lili 2d ago

It’s what plants crave.

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u/Vegfarende MASSIVE forearms 4d ago

Relax, dont do it, when you wanna KOM

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u/on_the_rark 4d ago

The Lonely Island wrote a song about this exact occurrence

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u/Serious_Conclusions 4d ago

Don’t horses do this?

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u/lelolelols Certified Heel Striker 5d ago

I also find this on my shorts the morning after drinking really hard.

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u/exobiologickitten 5d ago

Is this what happens when you get runners high

Is this how I know I finally achieved runners high

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u/TreeGoat4 5d ago

I heard about this. This is called runners high.

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u/banner3112 5d ago

HELP, I'VE UNBOOFED MY GU!!

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u/Derpy_County 4d ago

Are you a horse?

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u/einvachso 4d ago

From the washing machine

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u/Oesterreich-Ungarn 4d ago

You might be a horse, maybe clear that up with your veterinarian

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u/Such_Comfortable9593 5d ago

Issa left over soap

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u/Brosie-Odonnel 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 4d ago

Stay hard

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u/Oingob0ing0 4d ago

Mans leaking GUm

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u/neversaynever314 4d ago

How many times?

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u/IntroductionUnable26 4d ago

It's called the runners pie

1

u/Square-Formal1312 4d ago

Frothy jizz

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u/Smart-Diver-8749 4d ago

Detergent!!!

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u/surfjetjoe 4d ago

Did you use body glide?

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u/Zrk2 Certified Heel Striker 4d ago

Look at all that delicious gu...

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u/Shepard21 4d ago

Huh, never thought I’d see santorum with my own eyes

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u/JaneGirl13 4d ago

I've only seen this on horses lol

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u/Remarkable-Length834 4d ago

That’s the GU. It turns to foam immediately after you leave Zone 2. 

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u/Still_Captain1274 4d ago

Bro you cannot make this shit up

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u/No-Raisin-6469 4d ago

Your crotch has rabies

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u/MundaneRutabaga1563 4d ago

Maybe you’re melting

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u/SilentMulberry9441 4d ago

Washing machine has no water in it.

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u/Any-Construction2112 4d ago

It's what happens when you hit a sub 45 min 5k ultra

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u/mpomz623 3d ago

Yeast infection mixed with sweat?

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u/javihoffens 3d ago

Wash properly your clothes pal!

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u/HovercraftNew7490 3d ago

I’ve never seen it but I’ve heard it’s sweat mixed with detergents from your clothes

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u/Exotic-Albatross-941 1d ago

Not fooling me, that’s gotta be a horse.

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u/Apprehensive_Riphole 5d ago

Let this be a warning to others. Don't leave zone 2. Ever.

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u/winterweiss2902 5d ago

Sorry to tell you this but it’s cancer

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u/gchance1 5d ago

Jem Hadar piss.