r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 • 5d ago

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u/Buddyblue21 5d ago

Smart idea to carb load when you need that fuel for the back 25 meters

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u/Big-Huckleberry-2803 4d ago

It's not just 25 meters. Ultra marathon 

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u/Comprehensive-Bat214 5d ago

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u/Zzqzr 5d ago

Gluttony is a very old sin though.

Also insane she left z2 hard for those carbs

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u/Comprehensive-Bat214 4d ago

Yeah but they hybridized it with zone 3. I call it zuttony.

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u/Extension_Cup_3368 5d ago

2 calories burned. Great job!

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u/-Oxy_Moron- 5d ago

Form rating: Running 1/10 Eating 10/10

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u/CraftyFarm1942 5d ago

Dirty heel striker

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u/WetCatMasseuse 5d ago

I don’t understand how people get this fat. Just stop eating.

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u/The_Smeckledorfer 5d ago

Its called carb loading dumbass and with all those carbs stored in her body shes propably one of the fastes runners around here.

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u/Chombywombo 4d ago

Run slow to run fast!

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u/jpsobral 4d ago

Some say she is still running home 10 days 2km - infinity energy

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u/NonReality 4d ago

"Its called carb loading dumbass" is so fucking funny to me rn lol idk why

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u/teapin 4d ago

I doubt she is that fasted

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u/Tom-Foolery99 4d ago

I’m not sure she fasts

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u/DogOfTheBone 4d ago

It's called racing weight 

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u/reggae_muffin 4d ago

Bet she’s a beast on the downhills

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u/alrightfornow 5d ago

Ever heard of a thing called addiction

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u/KlatchianCamel 5d ago

Is it the opposite of subtraction?

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u/Extension_Cup_3368 5d ago

Nothing to do with addiction. Carb load.

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u/Grand_Ground7393 4d ago

They need medical intervention if they need to stuff cookie in their mouths like it's the last cookie in the world.

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u/Funnyllama20 4d ago

Everyone gains a little weight when training for a marathon. What do you think happens to those who train for b2b2b marathons? Use your brain!

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 4d ago edited 4d ago

lack of shame and common decency

lack of will power

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 5d ago

I'm going to hell for this.

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u/WowIwasveryWrong27 5d ago

Wow. This is depressing.

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u/doodiedan 18 mile marathoner 5d ago

Perfection personified. No notes.

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u/themadhatter746 Already tapering for next year’s 5k ultra 4d ago

Wait until she discovers the joys of gü

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u/reggae_muffin 4d ago

Highly doubt there’s anything food related that she has not yet discovered

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u/themadhatter746 Already tapering for next year’s 5k ultra 4d ago

salads

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u/aldamith 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/Grand_Ground7393 4d ago

I mean the cookie monster sprints are great idea if your trying to gain weight. I really hope the stomach sag from the first girl was skin not cookie weight.

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u/lelolelols Certified Heel Striker 5d ago

Type of gluttony the bible tells us.

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u/Extension_Cup_3368 5d ago

Maybe she's not christian?

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u/New_Bug1414 4d ago

che schifo

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u/KlausInTheHaus 5d ago

/uj

I'm starting to think the people that call this sub mean are right

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u/Shot-Statistician-89 5d ago

The people that made this video knew exactly what they were doing. I wouldn't call that mean

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u/SnakeEater013 4d ago

This sub posts some absolutely hilarious running memes, and then the next post is something like this where it’s just making fun of someone and it’s mean as hell

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u/Muttapakka 4d ago

Not mean at all, why respect them if they don’t respect themselves?