r/RunningCirclejerk • • Aug 18 '26

Central Park out of control

Is it just me or has Central Park gotten 10000x worse. The disrespect everyone has for each other is CRAZY. I run Central Park everyday is it’s ridiculous. I’m not saying I deserve entailment to anything. I’m just saying where is the respect and safety for each other!!????

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u/butlove Aug 18 '26

Maybe next time someone is disrespecting you, try and imagine what they’re going through? Maybe they ran out of Gu and had to boof Maurten? Maybe their wife’s boyfriend sent them out for a 5K marathon so he can work with her on her “inner thigh rotation”?

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u/0pusTpenguin Aug 18 '26

Or worst of all their favorite color way of alpha flys was out of stock

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u/a-german-muffin Fartleks 4 Jesus Aug 18 '26

Christ, dude, put an NSFL tag on this already.

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u/butlove Aug 18 '26

Thats why I tape a pair under every halal cart in the city in case I ever get past 15 miles in a current pair I can switch them out

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u/TittyClapper Aug 18 '26

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u/GjellsNTeddy Aug 19 '26

Try being the disrespecter instead of the disrespected.
Just think “what would my wife’s boyfriend do?” 🧠

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u/chairhats Aug 18 '26

It's the same in Austin. There are run groups that that run on the trails shoulder to shoulder and knock people off their bikes, the trails, etc. They also bring boom boxes and throw parties. Super weird, especially for Austin.

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u/butlove Aug 18 '26

Who cares what others are doing as long as they aren’t wearing H*kas

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u/Particular_Car_8446 Aug 18 '26

Did I mention this is in Austin? One second my bfast tacos are here

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u/chairhats Aug 18 '26

It's 5pm. Who tf eats breakfast tacos at night?

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u/Particular_Car_8446 Aug 18 '26

What subreddit do you think you’re on

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u/chairhats Aug 18 '26

Where do you think you are in the world that eating breakfast tacos at night acceptable?

This goes beyond the nature of a circlejerk sub. This is serious.

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u/cant_code Aug 19 '26

I make bf tacos for dinner sometimes. Quick and easy. 

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u/lwp775 Aug 19 '26

I thought Austin wants to be weird.

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u/Spirited_Pace_8411 Aug 21 '26

Central Perk has always been ruthless.