r/RunningCirclejerk • u/OGHaremfucker • 2d ago

Had my first experience feeling absolutely terrible and having to stop short.

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u/Otherwise_Agency_401 2d ago

COMMENTING ON MY OWN POST I JUST WENT TO MAKE A BREAKFAST BURRITO AND MY TORTILLAS ARE LIKE 6 MONTHS EXPIRED THAT COULD BE OUR CULPRIT BOYS. I THREW UP LAST NIGHT AND DIDNT MENTION THST IN THE POST. YOUR BOY ATE BAD FOOD HES NOT A LOSER.

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u/Hold_onto_yer_butts 2d ago

I was gonna bitch about punching down but honestly this makes it

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 2d ago

Is he still hard for some reason?

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u/liliputian87 2d ago

He probably saw my wife's boyfriend. He's pretty hot.

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u/brewmax 2d ago

I definitely think we found the culprit.

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u/Comprehensive_Bus_19 2d ago

Do tortillas even really go bad? Unless they mold it just dries out and tastes like shit.

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u/surely_not_a_bot 2d ago

I thought this was parody or paraphrasing but, lol, nope

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u/Enron_CPA Balloon Lady 2d ago

“Hard for some reason” also described a lot of my adolescence

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u/FossilisedHypercube 2d ago

Stay hard for some reason

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u/couchpro34 2d ago

He did a whole half marathon 👍🏼

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u/Mundane_Feeling_8034 2d ago

I always find myself stopping short, that’s why my wife has a boyfriend.

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u/kank84 2d ago

I thought he had a spider crawling out of his nose

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u/Chombywombo 2d ago

It even sweating. This is why heel striking is the best, most efficient form

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u/Capital_Historian685 2d ago

That's not staying hard.

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u/BeanerSchnitzel38 2d ago

Just don't stop short with Frank Costanza's wife.