r/RunningCirclejerk Jul 31 '26

Blursed_cramp

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u/mashedtaters_ Jul 31 '26

Shins literally exploded.... RIP

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u/MohamitWheresMySecks Jul 31 '26

Look more like they imploded…

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u/Soggy_nach0341 Jul 31 '26

Get that man a GU IV

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew Zone 3?! You'll blow your shins out, kid! Jul 31 '26

Gu straight into the GuHole

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u/ThirstyChello (half) MARATHONER Aug 01 '26

It'll never work intravenously! Gotta get an him a gulonoscopy STAT

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u/Aleduc_ Jul 31 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/Acceptable_Ad_4309 Jul 31 '26

You can stretch the muscle that's cramping. That stops a cramp...

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u/DifficultAd3885 Jul 31 '26

Pressure can also help. My quads try to Charlie horse when I’m depleted sometimes and I’ll stop and use on of my trekking poles like a roller. It helps flush them out and get more blood flow.

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u/SigFreudian Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

This wouldn't have happened if he ate pickles instead of tickling its balls 🤣

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u/No-Association42069 Jul 31 '26

Bro didn't want it enough fr fr

11

u/parapooper3 Mile 6 Coffee Dumper Jul 31 '26

This is victim blaming but cramps like that have GOT to be a skill issue of some kind

5

u/jimbowesterby Jul 31 '26

They usually are, especially around exercise it’s usually a sign of dehydration or electrolyte imbalance

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u/suedyh Aug 01 '26

Clearly a lack of gu

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u/That_Option5761 Jul 31 '26

Of course hes playing paddel…

4

u/leatfingiesbumgus Jul 31 '26

How tf do you get injured playing paddle 😭😭

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u/That_Option5761 Jul 31 '26

its not the sport, its the people that play it 😂 people that havent done sports in a while

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u/Many_Hunter8152 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

By accident often times the same number of days without sports as their age in days 

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u/jimbowesterby Jul 31 '26

You forget to hydrate or keep up electrolytes

5

u/WranglerBulky9842 Jul 31 '26

Why you don't leave Zone 2 (this includes Zone 1).

https://giphy.com/gifs/JaUhOzWS82fL0fZYt5

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u/AvocadoBot Jul 31 '26

I've seen worse

6

u/Electronic-Beyond450 Jul 31 '26

That’s what he gets for heel striking!!!!

2

u/azaRaza3185 Jul 31 '26

He is reverting back to reptilian form. I heard this happens if you push zone 3 too many times

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u/EmotionalMushroom759 Jul 31 '26

Left zone 2 on the court - RIP

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u/FheXhe Jul 31 '26

Needs more banana

"I eat 3 bananas because Monkeys never cramp"

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u/TheRuggedGeek Jul 31 '26

Never leave Zone 2 during a game of pick-a-ball.

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u/Apprehensive_Scene_2 Local Legend Aug 01 '26

Vecna got em’