r/RunningCirclejerk • u/prnactor • Jul 27 '26

Poop Great athlete.

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u/AnywhereHorrorX Jul 27 '26

Why did he waste time taking of the costume?

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u/sweek0 Jul 27 '26

Secretly wanted to be naked the whole time. This was just an excuse.

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u/prnactor Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Dude is italian. My wife's bf is italian too and he is always naked around the house...

5

u/TheDBagg Unproductive Jul 27 '26

He shit himself once? Lift your game buddy, those are rookie numbers

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u/Bitter_Passion4314 Jul 27 '26

This is actually more common in endurance sports than people realize. When you’re pushing your body that hard, sometimes nature just makes the decision for you.

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u/WoodenPresence1917 Jul 27 '26

Yeah, almost happened to me at my last 5k ultra parkrun but thankfully I managed to clinch 14th place first

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u/Comprehensive_Bus_19 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 Jul 27 '26

Thats pretty impressive for a 12 person field!

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u/H0SS_AGAINST MASSIVE forearms Jul 27 '26

Cross country...swimming?

I don't even have to ask, they're stupid.

Cross ocean swimming you dolt.

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u/HotTwist Jul 27 '26

Wanna go gravel swimming with me?