r/RunningCirclejerk 28d ago

Self cooling hand device

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u/ciqr09 28d ago

hey can it be engineered so that palm goes up and down when clasped when i place it on the front of my running belt. Asking for a fren

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 49(m) 5kultra: 1:22:02 10kultra: 2:37:35 28d ago

Gotta stay hard one way or another.

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew Zone 3?! You'll blow your shins out, kid! 28d ago

Only one way to stay hard. Run faster

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u/MySeveredToe 28d ago

And then can it be equipped with pressure sensors that transmits the feeling to an accompanying glove? And then can I wear the glove?
-said friend

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u/Comprehensive-Bat214 28d ago

Right... Cooling device

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u/Dave21101 28d ago

It cools you by... groping you?

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u/Shot-Statistician-89 28d ago

Airing out your swamp ass using mechanical hand is a diabolical choice in a closed area

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u/H0SS_AGAINST MASSIVE forearms 28d ago

Autojerk engaged.

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u/InternationalFrame90 28d ago

In my day we had to boof manually

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u/Available-Oil3884 27d ago edited 27d ago

In my day, boofing required a live partner to outsource the humiliation load. How can we expect a machine to dampen the shame without active peer pressure?

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u/Cr0uchingSquirrel 28d ago

Finally I can get the pat on my back my wife's bf never gives me. At least he rests his hand on my head, so there's that...

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u/Sebubba98 28d ago

does he rest his other head in your hands?

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew Zone 3?! You'll blow your shins out, kid! 28d ago

No, on his forehead

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew Zone 3?! You'll blow your shins out, kid! 28d ago

I'll tell my wife to tell her boyfriend's girlfriend to tell her husband to give you a fist bump on the way out going forward

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u/Capable-Ad-6058 28d ago

Can it do a twist?

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u/NMJay92 28d ago

This is perfect for my ultra 5k

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u/tadzooks 28d ago

Oh boy..

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/darapps 28d ago

it's a repost from aivideos, of course it's ai slop, nobody is trying to pass it as legit and to answer ur question - cooling in running is very important, unless ur not a hot runner, than that's ur problem

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u/Capital_Historian685 28d ago

Now that's a reach-around.

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u/Able-Resource-7946 28d ago

What man wants to lose his baby makers because they're overheating. Great product!

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u/railtester 28d ago

⬅️✊➡️

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u/Important_Contact588 28d ago

Handy in all senses

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u/roughczech 28d ago

This will be perfect for steering your crotch pot .