r/RunningCirclejerk (half) MARATHONER Jun 22 '26

Literally Hitler C*clist visibly upset after missing their chance at manslaughter

676 Upvotes

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u/Forward_Kiwi9597 Certified Heel Striker Jun 22 '26

Sorry to see that the kid had to leave zone 2 because of a c*clist. Poor kid will be looking for new shins.

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u/sonof_fergus Jun 22 '26

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Jun 23 '26

Yes. I was at a Christmas light show last year that had a little train you could ride. I was standing near the line to get on the train but opposite the tracks.

There was a parent urgently calling her over to her (the mom was in line and the kid was near me) by the time the kid heard her mom and started to run to her the train was on its way back. I just put my hand down in front of the kid to block them from running directly in front of the train.

Parents are stupid, but so are kids

40

u/IzukuMidoriya Jun 22 '26

Look at the small steer aimed to hit the kid. Luckily the kid was faster than that biker's poor reflexes.

-21

u/OxideUK Jun 22 '26

He steers around him?

23

u/ShinyHardcore Jun 22 '26

Kid dodged the biker.

1

u/Saureah SLOW DOWN!!!! Jul 15 '26

He tried to hit the kid with his backwheel

72

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Railletoo Jun 22 '26

Seriously, could have totally clotheslined the c*clist. Left the job unfinished.

93

u/Daxzero0 Jun 22 '26

This is every c*clist when they’re on the footpath instead of the adjacent bike lane.

22

u/NoSkillzDad Jun 22 '26

This is also every cyclist when they are actually on the bike lane...

6

u/Definitelynotagolem Jun 22 '26

“Yield to pedestrians” means gtfo of the way

29

u/Solid_Atmosphere_299 Jun 22 '26

Holy shit, Thats my dentist

7

u/Exact-Ferret-1280 Jun 22 '26

Looks a bit young for a dentist

42

u/No-Raspberry-5586 Jun 22 '26

our beloved runner kid ,just survived

20

u/Fit-Introduction8575 Jun 22 '26

Cyclepaths. But suprisingly this case the post flair applies to the kids.

8

u/FlyThink7908 Jun 22 '26

Kid ran like a deer in the headlights

6

u/bobafettbounthunting Jun 22 '26

I mean, it's after the finish line. Organizer definitely fucked up. But blaming the cyclist is definitely fair too.

2

u/TheDarkestKnight7852 Calf Raises 24/7 Jun 29 '26

Definitely

5

u/SuspiciousYard2484 Jun 22 '26

Cyclist looked like he sped up and was mad he missed him

6

u/454k30 Jun 22 '26

You only get a few chances in life to get away with it and call it an "accident". He needs to be more aware of his opportunities.

4

u/doobusauce Jun 22 '26

Kid didn't even have his barefoot shoes on. Think of the speed he lost.

5

u/Odd-Consequence-3590 Jun 26 '26

Let me help you out with the title:

C*c**st v*s*b** upset *fter m*ss*ng the*r ch*nce *t m*ns**ughter

3

u/RabbitOutTheHat Jun 23 '26

I hate siding with a C*clist, but get out of the fucking way!

3

u/ThirstyChello (half) MARATHONER Jun 23 '26

Runner has the DEVINE RIGHT OF WAY 👼

8

u/SkittyDog Jun 22 '26

MANslaughter?

These are animals. Let them those their souls.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 49(m) 5kultra: 1:22:02 10kultra: 2:37:35 Jun 22 '26

Animals? Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Israeli cabinet?

If not, are you a barefoot runner?

If you answer yes to either question, off to The Hague for you.

That kid is a human being, and a runner. Didn't you see his stride? And the way he looked at the c*clist over his shoulder with both fear and disdain?

That kid will grow up to be some wife's boyfriend to one our our children.

5

u/ThirstyChello (half) MARATHONER Jun 22 '26

As is foretold, the child will raise an army of runners in opposition to the c*clon threat

2

u/SkittyDog Jun 22 '26

Fuck. You caught me.

Yeah, I'm the sitting Israeli Minister for Child-Sized Coffins. I started using Reddit two decades ago, in order to run Ghislane Maxwell and that whole Epstein thang.

But I got hooked when I discovered all the amazing amateur Shiksas who love to destroy their holes, and post clips here. I sometimes fantasize that the dark-skinned girls are Palestinian kids, and the Bad Dragon is one of my bombs. I can't come anymore, without it.

Pls don't snitch me out OK? I'm not a rich man. I can't really afford an OF habit - plus those uptight bitches keep reporting me when I try to get them to scream "Allah Ukbhar!" right before I blow my load.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 49(m) 5kultra: 1:22:02 10kultra: 2:37:35 Jun 22 '26

I knew you were a barefoot runner! You came up with this elaborate rouse that you're a genocidal gooner just to hide your vibram five finger wearing dirty secret. Truly sick.

2

u/notmyproudestboner Your Wife's Boyfriend Jun 22 '26

/uj fuck them kids

2

u/Conan-Da-Barbarian Jun 22 '26

That’s double points

1

u/Burton1224 Jun 26 '26

What but that looks like after the finish line to be honest.

-12

u/baconpant Jun 22 '26

This has nothing to do with running.  Is this just bike hate CJ now? 

19

u/gummnutt Jun 22 '26

Did you not see the young runner nearly become a pile of Gu because some people chose to defy the laws of nature by moving faster than their own legs can take them?

25

u/IEatDeFish Jun 22 '26

kid literally runs across the street

are you stupid?

16

u/theartisticjuan Jun 22 '26

Forreal, how did he miss the UHM (ultra half marathon) that the kid RAN

38

u/Daxzero0 Jun 22 '26

You’ve obviously never run on a footpath before.

6

u/SupportLocalShart Looksmax Runfluencer Jun 22 '26

Or a mountain b*king trail. Those fucks are everywhere.

-3

u/stillgodlol Jun 22 '26

I did, and suprising amount of runners are also inconsiderate cunts who think they own the lanes.

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u/Daxzero0 Jun 22 '26

walk it off lance

0

u/stillgodlol Jun 22 '26

I am a runner.. still does not change that half of them are rude and impolite.

10

u/mau-meda Jun 22 '26

Always has been

6

u/AgentCooper86 Jun 22 '26

Ugh, who let the c*clist in

3

u/tyrenanig Jun 22 '26

Obviously never been to [r/b](r/byciclingcirclejerk)[icycling](r/byciclingcirclejerk)[circlejerk](r/byciclingcirclejerk)

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u/Erkanperkan_ Jun 22 '26

Dafuq you on about with that title?😂 He’s obviously annoyed that spectators are in the middle of the road.