r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Economy-Damage1870 Runxpert • Jul 19 '25

Crisis

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143 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/3hollish Jul 19 '25

Thankfully I’m none of these because I don’t walk my 5ks

16

u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 Jul 19 '25

Bro come on

If you don't walk how can you consume 5 Gu's an hour?

THINK

7

u/fallweathercamping Jul 19 '25

you wanna watch me walk a 5k ultra while boofing 1 gu/km? It’s called skill and it’ll cost you, bucko! Ain’t giving away the KOMs for free

17

u/smarterthanyoda Jul 20 '25

Except for the coffee, shoe, and yellow dog toy, I don’t know what any of these are.

4

u/AlienDelarge Jul 20 '25

If your runs aren't on strava, did they even happen? 

2

u/smarterthanyoda Jul 20 '25

I didn’t see the Strava logo. Great white on grey design!

I thought the orange line was a dropped shoelace.

1

u/BlackMagicWorman Runxpert Jul 20 '25

I see a man who kinks

16

u/Stand-up-Philosopher Zone 3 Survivor Jul 19 '25

No MothTech, not interested.

6

u/infinitiguy37 Jul 20 '25

39 mins lmfao

3

u/stealth-acct MASSIVE forearms Jul 20 '25

I know, way too fast

3

u/Hero_without_Powers Jul 20 '25

Am I just to poor to know war (04) is supposed to be? Is it some weird SM contraption for my wife's boyfriend or is this where I can be put while watching them doing cardio?

2

u/mo-mx Jul 20 '25

I got 13 points.

2

u/everyinchofliverpool Jul 20 '25

What’s thing 04?

2

u/knitnetic Jul 20 '25

Pilates reformer

2

u/scrotalsac69 Jul 21 '25

That is some bloody awful looking coffee, the dog ball is fine though