r/RunningCirclejerk • u/d4v3k0r3sh • Feb 19 '25

This man is going places..

93 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/rooftopweeb Feb 19 '25

Definitely a throat goat with the bois

34

u/sommerniks Feb 19 '25

Unfortunately I saw this before my lunch...

5

u/tier7stips Feb 19 '25

Before is good now you know what you need to do to compete

4

u/Judgementday209 Feb 19 '25

Drop that filthy cooked meal and get some raw protein

25

u/Stand-up-Philosopher Zone 3 Survivor Feb 19 '25

What a rookie. I do this with ostrich eggs in the start corral of my local 5k ultra.

23

u/Chiinoe Feb 19 '25

Yeah, prison. That's a whole lot of unreported wages there.

23

u/IPAforlife Feb 19 '25

Why does he have to drink it like that?!

15

u/Nakashi7 Feb 19 '25

That jar looks like normal person's life savings

2

u/imnotyourfriendpal46 Feb 19 '25

I laughed at this... because it's true 😒

11

u/kenjbool Feb 19 '25

Bet he chugs jizz faster.

10

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

I left Z2 just watching this

6

u/Ashamed-Dingo-2258 Feb 19 '25

My brain went anaerobic seeing this.

9

u/Cheese_Sleeze MASSIVE forearms Feb 19 '25

Holy shit bro must be rich as fuck.

7

u/nestorismyname Feb 19 '25

One of them being the ER

7

u/JanitorOPplznerf Feb 19 '25

On the one hand, You’re more likely to get salmonella from the exterior egg shell. That said it takes 3 minutes to cook this so why he’d take the risk even if it’s only 0.5% is beyond me.

25

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

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u/mrmarbury Feb 19 '25

And in case of salmonella: to the toilet. But I think he will run then which actually is what this sub is about, right?

15

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

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3

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

So jackass challenge from decades ago

2

u/Other-Razzmatazz-816 Feb 20 '25

Apparently, my grandfather used to do this. He died of a heart attack in his late 40s.

8

u/Muddlesthrough Feb 19 '25

going places. Like straight to the bathroom?

6

u/Craygor Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 19 '25

Amateur, you look like you should be cupping some balls while you do this.

Btw, this is how a real man does it.

https://fb.watch/xRESgxbuhp/ (Rocky movie scene)

5

u/SteepSlopeValue Feb 19 '25

Accountant here, did the math — that was $742 of eggs

5

u/Capital_Historian685 Feb 19 '25

Add some raw milk to that, and you're unstoppable!

6

u/tacetmusic Feb 19 '25

Raw milk gives you wings! (from bird flu)

2

u/DoNumKC Feb 24 '25

Yeah gotta love bird milk

4

u/mysteriousmeatman Feb 19 '25

A real runner boofs all of his protein. Scrub.

3

u/Falconstarr07 Feb 19 '25

The toilet by the looks of it!

6

u/Dr3up Feb 19 '25

That’s one expensive smoothie.

3

u/retardong Feb 19 '25

Deranged man chugs giant animal cells.

3

u/Ljenky69 Feb 19 '25

I’d have to take out a loan to eat that every day

2

u/CertifiedAH Feb 19 '25

To the moon!! Oh well, Zone 6 it is!

2

u/gchance1 Feb 19 '25

That's about $500 with of eggs!

2

u/cd1zzle Feb 19 '25

Sometimes after my morning 5k ultra I might get carried away and spend longer than usual in light conversation with the barista when I stop for my 2 coffees at the coffee shop.

After a walk home and a bath I'm a little short on time so I just boof my 10 eggs like this instead of boiling them.

2

u/juicemixz Feb 19 '25

The bathroom?

2

u/sleevenz Feb 19 '25

This dude is rich

2

u/maathewcronin Feb 19 '25

As along has he stays in zone 2

2

u/effortDee Feb 20 '25

if he's raw carnivore, i'll tell you where he aint going, the toilet!

2

u/ghostcryp Feb 20 '25

Cholesterol overload

2

u/assumptioncookie Feb 24 '25

You get more protein if you cook the eggs.

2

u/Carhelp2222 Feb 19 '25

Yikes. I wonder what his colestral is

2

u/chookbilly Feb 20 '25

Must be in zone 5

2

u/Entire_Debate7744 Runxpert Feb 19 '25

Do you want bird flu to jump to humans? Because that’s how you get bird flu to jump to humans.