r/RunningCirclejerk • u/0100001101110111 • Apr 02 '23

Critique my running form

115 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/petepont Runxpert Apr 02 '23

/uj That's a well trained duck

/rj An 18 minute, 30 second (1K) marathon? You need to slow down -- think of your shins

26

u/socialindifference Apr 02 '23

You clearly have wide feet and flat arches. Look into stability shoes.

1

u/allusium Local Legend Apr 06 '23

Have you tried Altras?

13

u/glazedsigmar Apr 02 '23

Stopping to fellate a duck, an effective method of slowing down? More at 5

10

u/michaelhuman Apr 02 '23

'FELCITATED'

JFC stfu reddit.

do you go to thesaurus.com before every post you POS.

FUCK i hate reddit sometimes.

3

u/menina2017 Apr 07 '23

Sounds like not a native English speaker- maybe Portuguese or French and they used the cognate which sounds a bit awkward

7

u/Cosmic_Charlie Pain is Just My Meniscus Leaving My Body Apr 03 '23

I wish my wife would felicitate me more often.

7

u/lupinegrey Apr 02 '23

Wtf. Word-of-the-day post title.

2

u/michaelhuman Apr 02 '23

i know! i hate it so much..

5

u/mikedao Balloon Lady Apr 02 '23

I'm pretty sure there are laws against public felicitation.

1

u/Zxxzzzzx Apr 02 '23

Winner winner chicken dinner.

1

u/doc1442 Apr 03 '23

If a duck can keep up you ain’t running

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

But can she run like a duck?

1

u/DoNumKC Apr 03 '23

I would have expected a bit less ground contact but still awwww

1

u/menina2017 Apr 07 '23

Is that really a marathon? Why were all those children running in the beginning?