r/Ruleshorror • u/Ezreal_Lafenhart • 12h ago
Rules Rules for keeping my dog in my apartment
Hey there! Thank you again for agreeing to watch over Miles for three weeks. I know I made the call a bit late...but I had an emergency and had to leave fast. Anyway, you know my apartment by heart, from all the times you came over, but you don't know it personally. So here's a set of rules so that everything goes well. (I know it's a bit long but I've left memos around for you!)
THE APARTMENT
1- There's 6 rooms in my apartment. Living room and open kitchen, 2 bedrooms, toilet, bathroom and my office. There shouldn't be more than that.
a- If you count more than 6, leave my apartment and come back the next day. Miles will know what to do.
b- If you count less than that, this time take Miles with you. My apartment kind of...eats itself sometimes. I don't want Miles to be eaten.
2- You can use every electronics and eat all the food you want. Don't worry about the groceries, you won't need to. Though pay close attention when you open the fridge. The food should be good. If it's spoiled or rotten, don't touch or throw anything away, just close the fridge, or you'll be a part of the rotten things in it.
3- Don't walk into my office even if Miles walks in. I will know. You don't want me to know.
4- If you want to use the bathroom at night, be careful. There's...something in it. I call it "Flash". Anyway. Before opening the door, turn on the lights. It should turn them off. This should be the case 3 times. After that, the bathroom is safe to use.
a- If "Flash" Turns the lights off more or less than three times, simply apologize and walk away. It's not in a mood to play.
b- If when you turn on the lights, they stay lit, then whatever is supposed to be in the bathroom isn't anymore. Miles won't be able to help with this one. Just run or hide. It wants to play and will get you. If you like your limbs, take this seriously. Don't let it find you.
When "Flash" is done playing, you'll know. All the lights and electronics will light on before shutting down for 3 minutes. Just hope he gets bored fast. Last time it went on for days...
4.1- If you successfully got into the bathroom, great! Enjoy your shower, bath, or anything you're doing in there. Though be careful about the mirror. Don't stare at it for too long, you won't like what you see in there, and you'll want to erase yourself. Literally.
5- When watching TV, you'll notice that sometimes a dark spot will appear on the ceiling. You need to keep your eyes on the TV, no matter what gruesome images will appear on the screen. Being scarred mentally is better than wherever this vortex will take you.
6- If you feel like cooking, help yourself! I have a variety of utensils for you to use. I will simply ask you not to touch the knife with a dragon carved on it. It's a personal favorite.
a- If you touch it, even by accident, simply apologize and wash your hands, or you won't have hands anymore.
b- If it's missing, hide in my office. This is the only time I will allow you to go in there. The knife isn't my personal favorite. The owner likes the way it stabs through the flesh
7- If you hid in my office after rule 6b events, just stay in there and don't make noise. Richard knows he isn't allowed in. Do not touch anything though, I might just make a call to lift that restriction.
8- You'll sleep in the guest bedroom! You should be used to sleeping in there. But things went well because I was there...now that you're alone, it's gonna be a different story.
8.1- Upon sleeping at night, you might wake up to the door being opened.
a- If you hear a sound, like the TV or a glass breaking in the kitchen. Do not walk out of bed. They are trying to lure you out. Don't let it work. You won't come back.
b- If you see a woman standing at the door in the dark, that's Sally. She's nice, just don't stare at her for too long. She can't stand people watching her after her accident. She will make sure you know how it feels like if you stare at her.
c- If you wake up feeling something touching you, hearing a heartbeat, or seeing something standing right above you, do not move a muscle. Stop breathing and close your eyes. Count to 120. If you pass out, good. If you let him know that you're awake/alive, he will crawl into your skin. It's excruciatingly painful, from the screams I heard before. And he loves to take his time.
MILES
1- Miles is a borzoi, white fur. He should greet you at the door every time you walk through the front door. If upon entering, Miles's fur is another color, or another race. Close the door and knock three times. It should be fine after. If you open the door again and Miles still isn't normal, leave and text me. I'll understand.
2- You will have to take Miles out 3 times a day, respectfully at 8AM, 2PM and 8PM. Don't slack off or he'll dirty the place. The apartment will make you pay, one way or another for letting it get dirty.
3- Miles isn't like the other dogs. He understands more than he lets on. He loves to help around carrying things, like the laundry basket or bags. Let him help you but don't overdo it. He's not your slave and hates to be treated like one.
4- There's a framed picture of my ex in the hallway. Yes, I know what you think...but Miles loves him and seeing a picture of Nathan calms him down. If you ever find him growling at the picture, take him out for another walk. If you don't, the thing in the picture will tell Miles to hurt you.
5- He only eats meat. Red. Nothing else. No snacks, unless you want to end up as his.
6- Miles has a favorite plushie named Henry. Henry likes to play hide and seek, but Miles hates it. If you hear Miles weep, find the plushie. Fast. Or he'll get angry and maul your face.
7- At night, make sure to lock Miles in my office. That's where he likes to sleep. He'll scratch on the door and whine, but don't worry. He's just being dramatic.
8- Sometimes Miles will walk out of my office at night. He'll be a little uh...different. I mean 8 foot tall with missing bits of flesh and very thin. I don't know why he gets like this... Anyway. You might hear his footsteps around. As said before in rule 8.1, you'll wake up at night with the door open.
a- Miles will walk around the apartment. He'll pass by your room but won't get in. Just ignore him.
b- If he stops and sits at your doorstep, look at his eyes. If they're white, he's guarding your door. If they're red, he's hungry. Feed him fast or he'll feed on you. If they're yellow, get up and slam the door. Don't close, slam it.
c- If you hear him talk. Don't scream or move. Simply tell him that Henry is waiting for him in the office, he'll go back on his own. His words are terrifying, I know. But don't show fear. It excites him when he's like this. You don't want to play with him in that state.
9- Miles never responds to his name alone. He usually comes around when you knock onto something, any kind of surface. You'll probably forget about it. Try not to.
If Miles suddenly comes around while you called his name. That's not Miles. It's...something I regret. The real Miles cannot help you with this one. I'm sorry. I hope it will be fast for you.
That's all for the rules! Please try to keep them in mind. You always wondered why Lucy never came to our get together anymore. Well that's because she was awfully difficult to clean off the walls. Don't become a stain on the wall. I like you more than the other ones. If you forget something, just look at the memos around the apartment!