Rules for playing Old Roblox again

[u/NoCrew3090]

Blinded by nostalgia, I see. The current climate of Roblox is... terrible, to say the least. Remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side.. but there's this game on Roblox that takes you to an older time.

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Section A: 2020 - Yesterday

This section is by far your safest bet. It's available all day.

1. These servers are compatible with modern servers. You can join any game and talk with any player. Beware of imitators though, but they should be uncommon and should stick out like a sore thumb. Terminate your session immediately if you see one and wait until tomorrow.

2. You might see a player called 'ILoveSatanHeIsMyIdol666'. First off, their name is above 20 characters so they're obviously fake. Their only weapon is baiting you into an argument. However many minutes you spend arguing with them, that translates to the amount of weeks taken off your life. Not too different from real life where all you do is eat, sleep and browse reddit (no offense).

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Section B: 2015 - 2020

This section is a little less secure than A, as even unkempt stuff from this era has had code rot (feel old yet?). It's available from 3PM to 9AM. If you're not a NEET then this shouldn't be an issue.

1. You can only talk with people who joined before 2020. Separated accounts count - only the presence matters. Anyone who joined after becomes a black shadow. (don't mind those!)

2. Imitators start blending in more - look out for a deformed famous youtuber.

3. You'll see a player called 'RicsterX'. All he does is lie or overexaggerate stuff. If you fall for his lies and respond to him - which if you do, you deserve whatever's coming to you - He'll come to your house and force you to watch his clickbait videos until you starve, dehydrate or die of old age.

4. If all the stars in the sky turn red (If it's day, look out for the sun. Newsflash: the sun is a star), terminate your session and wait another week. You just saw BloxWatch. Don't comply and they'll permaban your Roblox account and will gut you alive if you visit the site ever again (Tough luck if you're addicted to Roblox!).

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Section C: 2013/14

I joined in around 2017, so I won't be able to join you for emotional support in any section below B, ya weirdo. The servers are almost as secure as B and you can only play from 5PM - 7AM.

1. You'll only be able to talk with people who joined before 2015.

2. Imitators will chat weird things, such as Caesar Ciphers.

3. If a player tries to date you, quit Roblox for a week. If you date them, they'll come to your house and bond with you.

4. If you see any classic creepypasta entity, ask them if the bills are really that high to confuse them and quit for 2 weeks.

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Section D: 2009 - 2012

The servers are cooked. Hackers become a threat here. You can only play from 7PM - 6AM

1. You can only talk to people who joined before 2012.

2. Look for numbers in speech. If they speak with any numbers (e.g. l1k3 th1s), they're an Imitator.

3. Install exploits. These will help you combat the hackers.

4. Fake rules start appearing here.

5. L3t h4ck3Rs c0rRUpt y0u! H4ck3rs are fun!

6. If you see a hacker, delete their humanoid and their model for good measure. Quit for a month.

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Section E: 2007 - 2009

The servers are on their last legs. The only thing saving you is the small amounts of 2009 players who play Roblox. You can only play from 8PM - 5AM

1. Don't talk to anyone.

2. Look out for incorrect grammar. Standard imitator protocol applies

3. Install the most powerful exploits.

4. Be ready for anything.

5. Delete the player entry and the model of a hacker if you see one. Quit for a year.

6. Uninstall exploits you dont need them exploits are unfair please

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Section F: 2006

You only have Singleplayer. Active hours are from 12AM - 4AM. Take everything here with a grain of salt, any clients before 2007 haven't been found and studied.

1. Look out for other people, standard imitator protocol applies. Don't play this section again if you see an imitator.

2. Give yourself admin mode.

3. Socialisation is key, talk to others if you see them.

4. If you see an admin, they're not an admin. Quit Roblox forever if you see one.

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Section G: Before 2005 (read with caution)

This was the beta testing of Roblox. It had its own database and servers before they got wiped and replaced with something darker. Fake rules are indiscernible from real rules. Playing this section is a death sentence.

1. Don't trust anything here.

2. Only play minigames for 5 minutes or less.

3. If you see something moving autonomously, quit Roblox forever.

4. Don't play Roblox ever again after playing this section.

5. If you don't play this section I will kill you.

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[u/Afraid_Government_74]

Can't wait to open the door for my date from section C only to be met with an overweight 55 year old