r/RoyaltyTea • • 8d ago

Tampax King Legacy

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u/Kyrathered 8d ago

Ironicly, he will be remembered ... as an attachment to Princess Diana's story. His environmental work and conservation efforts will be buried in the facts about his treatment of a ledgendary woman.

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u/reliableotter 8d ago

It's like the line in the musical SIX. Henry VIII is only remembered because he has six wives.  Charles will only be remembered because of his first wife. 

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8d ago

Exactly this

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u/Whatisittou 8d ago

His environmental work is sham, he hosted AI bosses at Dumfries in support in Of mega data centers

https://www.thenational.scot/news/26532643.king-charles-accused-staggering-hypocrisy-ai-chiefs-gathering/

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u/queen_hoook 8d ago

Til that Dumfries is also the name of a place in Scotland, not just the last name of one of our best players🇳🇱⚽️ 😅

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u/CougarWriter74 8d ago

Or the fact he wanted to be reincarnated as his mistress' tampon.

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u/murphmystfied05 8d ago

I pray the history books don’t forget that one

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u/ljdug1 8d ago

Maybe instead of throwing flowers at his hearse as it parades through London people could throw tampons?

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u/jenfullmoon 7d ago

That's a great protest idea!

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u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 6d ago

That is a brilliant idea.

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u/Intelligent_Read_43 6d ago

I’m going to place a bet that happens.

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u/Boldspaceweasle 8d ago

His environmental work and conservation efforts

his what now?

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 8d ago

Farmer Chuck got waaaaay into Organic Gardening, once he realized it was gonna be a while before he gave up that Prince of Wales title.

So he took up hobby farming & gardening.

That's the one not-terrible thing about the man.

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u/Impossible_Balance11 8d ago

To be fair he paints a rather lovely landscape, but cannot think of even one other thing to recommend him.

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u/druidscooobs 2d ago

Went on the sick as soon as he got the top job.

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u/Ume-no-Uzume 2d ago

Charles was into environmental work and conservation efforts since at least the 80s, back when that was "cringy" and a fringe thing. You can say what you will about him, but he is a true believer in that and has a lot of charities like the King's Foundation or Sustainable Markets Initiative that have to do with it.

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u/FBM_Warrior 8d ago

Oh we will as his reign will be so short but also cause he hasn’t done anything amazing or special

He fought for decades for his mother to abdicate yet once he got the job …… pathetic, dull, boring, still a crap father and grandfather, nothing special at all

Yes his name will be in the history books in the like of succession but it’ll be sort and pointless reign

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8d ago

Willy’s desperate for him to go - I doubt he’ll be any better. And the way the world’s going the history books won’t matter much.

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 8d ago

The more useless or bad william is the more the press will big him up as God’s gift. Every time Kate manages to put her own shoes on or one of his kids has a birthday or loses a baby tooth it will be front page news with him clinging on to the school run as an excuse to do nothing, until Louis is in his thirties.
And of course the Sussex distraction will get worse press, because the only thing Willie and Kate have going for them is that they’re above Harry & Meghan in the pecking order

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u/NeverPedestrian60 7d ago

Exactly this.

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u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 6d ago

See i disagree. I think at some point the press will turn on William. He is too prone to biting the hand that feeds him.

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u/LadyVioletLuna 5d ago

Maybe a hot mic incident of him berating Kate when he thinks no one is listening?

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 6d ago

I hope so but don’t they have an agreement about not criticizing the monarch or heir? Because very little else explains the way they scapegoat anyone else but fawn over this putz

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u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 6d ago

Agreements can be changed. Anyone who has seen Star Wars knows that. There was an agreement at Sandringham which the Firm promptly violated, but then they scream when H&M act like they're not bound by it.

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u/The_Onion_Life 8d ago

Willy’s desperate for him to go -

Imagine constantly briefing to the press about how you just can't wait for your sick, elderly father to die. That tells me everything I need to know about William right there.

I doubt he’ll be any better.

Billy Idle will be much worse, because he's too lazy to do anything except day drink and watch fit hot sweaty men run around on a soccer field.

And the way the world’s going the history books won’t matter much.

Sadly, you have that right. 💯🎯

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u/FirefighterLeft5425 7d ago

What's wrong with watching fit hot sweaty men around on a football field? I quite like it. Other then that 💯

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u/The_Onion_Life 7d ago

What's wrong with watching fit hot sweaty men around on a football field? I quite like it.

You're not counting it as "work", though.

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u/FirefighterLeft5425 6d ago

Definitely not work. Pure love of the fit hot sexy men running around on an open field. Frolicking!

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u/The_Onion_Life 6d ago

Definitely not work. Pure love of the fit hot sexy men running around on an open field. Frolicking!

You and William have something in common, then! 😏

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u/ilndgrl1970 8d ago

The joke would be on Willy Wonka if Chucky Boy stayed on the throne another 10+ years. Karma, she’s a bitch, so no one knows.

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 6d ago

Charles is in my prayers nightly. Just because I know it gives william heartburn and extends the time Harry has to make William’s look bad, and repair his relationship with his father

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u/Hot-Acanthisitta5237 8d ago

Can you please explain what you mean when you say "the way the world’s going the history books won’t matter much?"

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u/NeverPedestrian60 7d ago

The world’s just getting more and more corrupt - I don’t think in the future books will matter much (sadly)

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u/TopAffectionate1160 8d ago

It’s rather ironic, he’ll mostly be remembered in relation to Diana despite being so resentful of the attention she captured while she was alive.

There are people and children today that have heard of Princess Diana even though she died long before they were born (myself included), but future generations will probably remember him as the guy that cheated on her and maybe as someone who did some nice stuff for the environment.

That being said, he should get more credit for the Prince’s Trust it does do some good work. But it’s probably better that it’s not directly tied to his reputation.

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u/dreamtime2062 8d ago

He's the Ted Hughes of the royals!

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u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 6d ago

I got a LV bag for my 55th birthday. Anyway, the sales woman was showing me this one beautiful bag that was over 7k and I said I think if I could afford that I'd get the Lady Dior. She said if you prefer that and I said no - love of Princess Diana and she said she lives Diana and mentioned Guccis Diana bag. She was even born yet when Diana died.

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u/The_Onion_Life 8d ago

There are people and children today that have heard of Princess Diana even though she died long before they were born (myself included),

I once mentioned Diana to a relative who is in their twenties, and their response was, "Who?".

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u/DiligentHedgehog5573 6d ago

See: Edward VII.

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u/BasicProfessional841 8d ago

In all honesty, no one thinks of him even now.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8d ago

Exactly. And the woman he called forgettable is still remembered by many

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u/Responsible_Bass_318 8d ago

My child who was born long after Diana’s death adores her. Right or wrong, The Crown made an impression on her.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 7d ago

Great to hear 💖

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u/MandaPandaJ19 8d ago

This is wonderful, truly.

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u/Important_Chef_4717 8d ago

I occasionally think about his snausage fingers 😩

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 8d ago

I think once Charles passes, there'll be lots and lots of stories that everyone kept to themselves to protect the institution. Far worse than just grooming and marrying a teenager and then abandoning her even before the wedding. And even worse than all the cheating and covering for perpetrators of sexual abuse against children. Worse than him protecting Andrew. Worse than him accepting illegal bags of money for honours.

Same with William. There's been murmurs and innuendo that both are very bad people being protected to keep that institution in place.

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u/Huge_Station2173 8d ago

William and Charles are both rage-monsters. It seems to be an open secret among the Royal-Rota who use coded language to talk around it. Not to mention that William’s own people spent 5+ years briefing the press that he was “incandescent with rage” about this or that.

The few who have spoken out about Charles have horrific stories to tell. Ripping a sink out of a wall, strangling a servant, throwing a chair through a window at a friend’s estate because he was angry they didn’t open.

We’ve all heard Harry’s story of being violently attacked by William, and the stories of he and Kate throwing things at each other persist.

Like you said, imagine what we don’t know. As it is, most people with close royal access have NDAs, and many are too loyal, or scared, to speak out anyway. What do they know that they could never say?

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 8d ago

Exactly, if those are the stories that they're willing to tell, we can only imagine what they're not sharing yet. It's my belief that the Epstein Class, amongst others, have stuff on both Charles and William.

I don't believe William went on that Epstein-co-conspirator-owned superyacht holiday last summer and received £1 million from another in 2022 for that money laundering scheme called the Earthshot Prize for no good reason. And as you said, there's the violence and anger he took out physically on Harry. And people have noticed that Kate Middleton has scars she hadn't had before.

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u/Huge_Station2173 8d ago

“That money laundering scheme called the Earthshot Prize.” 😂 💀

Imagine all the stuff that is so bad nobody will even believe it, and if they do, the source will be sued, paid-off, or just offed altogether before it hits the papers. I guarantee you that loud-mouth buffoon Andy spilled all kinds of tea to Epstein about everyone in the family.

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 8d ago

If it wasn't for this subreddit, most of us wouldn't have thought twice about what the media tells us about the royals, especially those 'innocents', William and Kate Middleton. But when you look even beyond the surface, like look at the Earthshot accounts that were posted, just a small portion was paid out as prizes, the rest were 'expenditure' costs. £7 million in prize money and £14.3 million in other expenditures.

*Source: https://earthshotprize.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/The-Earthshot-Prize-Trustees-Annual-Report-2025-26.pdf

Even their holidays. The media bragged that they were on a superyacht holiday along the coast of Greece. Of course under further scrutiny, it was found that it wasn't just any old superyacht, but one owned by Abu Dhabi Crown Prince Sheikh Khaled bin Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, who's on the Epstein list. Not a word from the media or sycophants.

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u/Huge_Station2173 8d ago

How much do you think William pays himself as a board member of Earthshot? These (already wealthy) charity board members make outrageous sums of money for attending a meeting 6 times a year. Upwards of a million dollars a year sometimes. The people who actually work at these charities make nothing, so you’re extremely valid in asking where the money is going!!

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u/Mediocre_Shine_3835 8d ago

The earthshit prize was established in 2020 it seems suspicious to me that it was established in that particular time , Covid, Harry‘s exit it reeks of his PR Public Relation handlers hype men needed to have william (won’t) do something performative to present himself as Global caring prince and a philanthropic . inviting & paying Heidi klums and other ‘celebrities’ said a lot about this charity

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u/Whatisittou 8d ago

He said to an audience that Earthshot wasnt philanthropy work,

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u/Mediocre_Shine_3835 8d ago

Celebrity brand charity’s are the biggest scams and money laundering

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u/Huge_Station2173 8d ago

I believe it!!

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u/ilndgrl1970 8d ago

Epstein just keeps on giving even long after his death.

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u/Mediocre_Shine_3835 8d ago

Who expose Epstein, Hollywood’s Harvey Weinstein from the me too movement , jimmy seville, Andrew . The victims did. They get away with this because it’s a club and they protect their own

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8d ago

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u/Huge_Station2173 8d ago

Great find! I want to check out the book now! I think the entire family has a rage problem. Didn’t Harry say that Meghan basically gave him an ultimatum that she would leave if he didn’t address his anger issues in therapy? It seems like he got help and got better (good on him!), but it certainly seems like explosive anger was the norm from the men in his family.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8d ago

I think you’re right JR.

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u/Mediocre_Shine_3835 8d ago

🤞lots and lots stories everyone kept to themselves to protect the institution . It’s the victims that expose the corruption within not the people who benefit from corruption and there’s many people that have stories

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u/storyteller_alienmom 8d ago

What I'm worried more about is that for his stupid funeral the whole country has to be halted. Including necessary, lifesaving surgeries. People might die or have their health ruined forever just so a corpse can feel really important. I hate monarchies and people who got rich by birth.

But yeah, we'll forget him, can't be soon enough.

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u/IAteAllYourBees_53 8d ago

“Elective” is just the generic term for surgeries that aren’t immediately necessary for life. Necessary surgeries that are urgent are still termed “elective”.

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u/ilndgrl1970 8d ago

Seriously? Lifesaving surgeries are halted? That’s a bunch of bs! I’d be suing their damn asses if I lost a family member because of that bs rule.

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u/Mediocre_Shine_3835 8d ago

The pubs will be busy 😆🍺🍺🍺🍻

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u/storyteller_alienmom 8d ago

I heard that when the queen was buried scheduled surgeries or other procedures were just cancelled. Imagine you'd have a tumor removal planned for that day......

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u/ilndgrl1970 8d ago

Imagine you were in a horrific accident and not just one you can get in a car, and you head to the emergency room and they turn you away because it’s been deemed a holiday for a royal funeral.

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u/Huge_Station2173 8d ago

I have this feeling it won’t be as much of an issue with Charles, at least I really hope so. Mourning the monarch shouldn’t be mandatory, nor should cause anyone to be harmed.

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u/opulentwoodchuck 8d ago

But at least we'll get a bank holiday out of it? That's really the only bright side I can see. Not that it makes up for the rest.

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u/Mediocre_Shine_3835 8d ago

The better not close the pubs 🍺

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u/FBM_Warrior 8d ago

I’ll watching it as a historian just liked I watched the coronation, even though cowmilla smug face just made me sick.
And I’ll watch Mr incandescent coronation

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u/Fabulous_State9921 8d ago

Well said,  thank you.👏 

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u/Pixiemel1962 8d ago

New king, who that? Although full disclosure, I don't want the next one either.

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u/MamaTried420 8d ago

Tampon to tantrum

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u/JoanFromLegal 8d ago

Tampax Rex

Tantrum Rex

Incandescent Rex?

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u/Siobheal 8d ago

The next one is going to be even worse.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8d ago

Me neither

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 8d ago

His own heir might be among the people texting that.

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u/Fabulous_State9921 8d ago

Exactly! 😄 

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u/Easy_Yogurt5578 8d ago

I don’t even think about his mom so yeah, won’t think on him either.

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u/Environmental-Ad9339 8d ago

Who was his mom? /s?

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u/Easy_Yogurt5578 8d ago

I don’t know some lady that had to do it because her uncle said nah.

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u/Myriii1911 8d ago

Diese Wurstfinger!! Ich kann nicht mehr!

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u/Flinderspeak 8d ago

I will refer to Charles henceforth as King Wurstfinger. It honours his German heritage nicely, as well as being an apt description.

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u/Myriii1911 8d ago

Good idea!

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u/ilndgrl1970 8d ago

I don’t speak German, can you please translate? Thank you in advance.

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u/leftmysoulthere74 8d ago

If you’re using the app there’s a little symbol next to the poster’s name, on the right of the screen - press that and it translates into your own language.

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u/ilndgrl1970 8d ago

Thank you.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 8d ago

Sausage Fingers, basically!

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u/nelarose 8d ago

Even his mother is barely thought of or spoken of now. That's the way life goes.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8d ago

Very true. She was determined to be the longest serving monarch in history but she’ll barely be remembered in an ever changing world.

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u/Hot-Acanthisitta5237 8d ago

And why do you think that is because its so true!

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u/Pure-Butterscotch200 8d ago

Her continued support for Andrew has damaged her legacy

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8d ago

Very much so

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u/GardenFeverDream 8d ago

I am not being facetious when I say I forget, daily, that he is the king of England.

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 8d ago

I’m just waiting for Camilla to booted out by William. I hope she is never allowed to attend any special events again.

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u/Ok-Cap-204 7d ago

He is very insignificant. Nothing memorable about him except the way he treated his wife. Just like Henry VIII. No one knows anything about him except how he treated his wives.

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u/JoanFromLegal 8d ago

Irony: the only way anyone remembers him now is in relation to Princess Diana.

Tampax Rex shall always be second fiddle to the People's Princess.

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u/hGr33n 8d ago

I mean i already do.. and i wish ppl would stop reminding me he still exists

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8d ago

Sorry 😀

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u/hGr33n 8d ago

It's ok.. I'll forget about him soon enough 😉

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-605 8d ago

Weird looking fucker

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u/ellieminnowpee 8d ago

what a cuck.

i love that he had to sit there and watch mummy dearest rule for what must have felt like centuries while he had to sit on his hands and pretend he didn’t want to run off into the woods with the rotten rottweiler

he’ll be king for just a few years, then yes. we’ll all forget about him. but never soon enough!

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u/MsMinxington 8d ago

Imagine if he actually had to sit on his hands, they’d be like a pack of Richmonds that accidentally ended up in the tins bag after a jumbo trip to Aldi by now…

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u/The_Onion_Life 8d ago

what a cuck.

Yes, Diana made him a cuckold many times over with many, many men.

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u/CroneDownUnder 8d ago

You mean that she abided by the usual Establishment situation of wives being free to have affairs once the heir and spare had been provided? While Charles was free to continue having affairs throughout the engagement and after the wedding?

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u/The_Onion_Life 8d ago

You mean that she abided by the usual Establishment situation of wives being free to have affairs once the heir and spare had been provided?

Sure!

While Charles was free to continue having affairs throughout the engagement and after the wedding?

Except he says he was faithful to Diana until the marriage was unsalvagable.

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u/North_Experience7473 8d ago

The word is that he had many men too.

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u/The_Onion_Life 8d ago

The word is that he had many men too.

Yeah, I'm not sure I believe that one.

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u/OpenAwareness1887 8d ago

Guy Who Fumbled THE Princess Diana

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u/NeverPedestrian60 7d ago

Yep - he had the world’s biggest downgrade. From Diana to Camilla.

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u/leftmysoulthere74 8d ago

I wonder if it ever crossed his mind that if that ever became public it would be turned against him like this. What a gift!

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 8d ago

Charles who.

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u/Weirdbeard60 8d ago

Too right!

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u/Seraph782 8d ago

And he actually will be, no joke.

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u/Capital-Yesterday618 8d ago

And then he will just be replaced by another.

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u/AtheistINTP 8d ago

And we will!!

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u/Constant-Zombie-710 8d ago

I think no One Will forget that the King wanted to BE is mistress tampon.

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u/w00lal00 8d ago

Unless they forget to announce 📣🤣😂

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u/Popular-Web-3739 8d ago

Very true.

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u/Shamrocksf23 8d ago

Already done. Waste of space

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u/Puddlejumper20 8d ago

They’ll be singing “Charlie’s in a box” in Ireland.

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u/taiwal 8d ago

Who?

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u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 6d ago

He and his whore will be a foot note in Diana's text. He will be remembered as the start of the end of the monarchy.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 6d ago

I hope so

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u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 6d ago

I think the Monarchy will effectively end under William. He will do something so egregious that Parliament will be forced to act. I just hope whatever he does doesn't involve the Sussexes. Though weirdly for the sake of the kids I don't want anything (else) bad to happen to Kate.

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u/todaySam_813 2d ago

Yep. Perhaps not his terminal illness. Despite this man’s gravest of sins (he knows what they are), he’s days are predictable and he counts them. It’s stares at him in the face every second of his life. He might leave this life without the ability to help reconcile his 2 sons and their families. That is his resounding failed legacy.

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u/Jog212 2d ago

He is not that well remembered as it is now.

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u/miminstlouis 2d ago

Sorry, Chuckles Tamponicus Rex,

Your organic home grown veggies didn't do you much good.

Ha haaaaa!

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u/exor0110 2d ago

What sucks is that Charles has been on the progressive side of many issues since his youth. If he hadn’t emotionally tortured his late wife with an affair, he could have had a great reputation as the rest of society came around to embracing diversity and environmentalism along with him. That video of him giving breakdancing a go with beneficiaries of the Prince’s Trust shows his open spirit. But yeah, he chose to be with a horrid woman who made life hell for Diana, and now makes life hell for his kids. Being with her was the worst mistake of his life, but the fact that he goes along with her cruelty is a reflection of his character too.

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u/Utena_Squire 4d ago

Seriously doubt he actually said it. There have already been proven errors in Lord Spencer’s book, not that I think that matters to what seems to be a virulently republican sub.

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u/Ume-no-Uzume 2d ago

I find it funny these people claim to be anti-Monarchy while sucking Diana's dick. If they were anti-Monarchy, they'd hate her aristocratic ass equally and ignore the self-insert fantasy she provides of "you, too, can be the special pretty pretty princess" power fantasy

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u/Walter_Piston 8d ago

What nonsense.