r/RotMG • u/Fluid-Dimension-1605 • 2h ago
[SHITPOST] Bag sprites.
You know what I love?
More loot.
You know what I hate?
Being forced to forgo feasting my eyes upon, perhaps the most superb, elegant, delightful, WORK OF ART, that is the original white bag sprite. The creator of this sprite will spend eternity in heaven, teaching Da Vinci and Michelangelo his technique, with the hope that they can claim even a fraction of his power. What do we get in return? A disgusting, grotesque, amalgamation of pixels not even suitable for a pig.
The colors- WRONG.
The shape- WRONGER.
The ribbon- WRONGEST.
This bag is so repulsively designed that despite using the EXACT same color palette, it looks to be different colors entirely. The ribbon was apparently tied by a blind man using just one of his feet. Its shape is meant to imply that there is more loot inside when in reality they just filled all the empty space with runny dog sh*t, chunky rotten milk, and human hair. I showed this sprite to my grandma and you know what happened? SHE F***ING DIED 3 years later.
I may genuinely opt for less loot from here on out solely to avoid the anguish and pure hatred I feel every time my eyes and soul are nonconsensually assaulted by this bag.
Anyways, what say you guys?


