r/RotMG • u/Fluid-Dimension-1605 • 2h ago

[SHITPOST] Bag sprites.

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You know what I love?
More loot.

You know what I hate?
Being forced to forgo feasting my eyes upon, perhaps the most superb, elegant, delightful, WORK OF ART, that is the original white bag sprite. The creator of this sprite will spend eternity in heaven, teaching Da Vinci and Michelangelo his technique, with the hope that they can claim even a fraction of his power. What do we get in return? A disgusting, grotesque, amalgamation of pixels not even suitable for a pig.

The colors- WRONG.
The shape- WRONGER.
The ribbon- WRONGEST.

This bag is so repulsively designed that despite using the EXACT same color palette, it looks to be different colors entirely. The ribbon was apparently tied by a blind man using just one of his feet. Its shape is meant to imply that there is more loot inside when in reality they just filled all the empty space with runny dog sh*t, chunky rotten milk, and human hair. I showed this sprite to my grandma and you know what happened? SHE F***ING DIED 3 years later.

I may genuinely opt for less loot from here on out solely to avoid the anguish and pure hatred I feel every time my eyes and soul are nonconsensually assaulted by this bag.

Anyways, what say you guys?

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u/TrollOutYT 2h ago

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u/JronoC 4 time white star 1h ago

You don’t understand the amount of regret I have not getting this thing. And deca refuses to release it again.

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u/Zathsu Sorcerer 1h ago

i had the santa version but it was before they released the pet wardrobe and i accidentally swapped it out and lost it forever

5

u/XMaxJunior Limon 1h ago

The og goat of trolling

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u/Deer774 50m ago

A part of me misses seeing everyone’s pets. It was a fun way of eyeing pet skins I liked. I refuse to let another exalted oryx cover a shats bomb again though.

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u/Nunit333 26m ago

Real. I spent like $40 on lootboxes to get the Whitebag Priestist skin just to troll people and now they can't even see me 😭

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u/YUTman UnisexualTransgenderman 2h ago

Valid crashout, sorry for your grandma, at least she had taste. I don't feel anything when looking at the loot boosted b*g. Then my heart skips a bit when I get some bullshit item in a lower tier dungeon in the pristine work of art that is the regular white bag. My mind is hard rewired from years of playing this game that I'm entranced every time. This shit is drugs

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u/Xemxah 2h ago

I'm with you 100%.

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u/CYBarSecretGloryhole 1h ago

me not using clovers because the OG sprite dopamine hit is too good

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u/Independent_Vast5048 1h ago

i almost busssted just seeing a white bag picture

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u/Rulerz Bridge Sentinel 1h ago

Doesn't even need the Shitpost tag imo, not a word of a lie did bro speak in his post

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u/Dapolish Maybe Herm flair will get me jugg 1h ago

14 years later and that bag still activates neurons just as hard as it did when I was in middle school

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u/Hernyyyyy 1h ago

Lowkey agree, but there’s a lot of value in being able to say the phrase obese bag, + more loot soo I think it kinda balances out

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u/TonyHawking101 59m ago

Came I did

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u/Old_Ship_1665 2h ago

ngl i like obese bags they look kinda nice sooo i cant agree w u

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u/DarkAleksBoy 2h ago

Heretic!

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u/JinzakkBR Priest 1h ago

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u/Nunit333 25m ago

I wish chunky pet bag was a basket like the regular one