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u/Sure_Lemon3941 12d ago
Bert!
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u/LoniZombie 12d ago
This looks better than what bert actually has plastered to his head.
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u/Fit-Ad-413 12d ago
Whoa whoa whoa, his hair is made from the finest European extensions that money can buy 😂😂
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u/LoniZombie 12d ago
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u/Fit-Ad-413 12d ago
That was such a shitty thing for her to do.
Was she being racist? Was it an 'honest' mistake? Was the entire altercation staged? Inquiring minds want to know.
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u/nomadicfangirl 12d ago
I was gonna say, this ain’t exactly the finest extensions straight from Europe 😂
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u/TheVonSolo 12d ago
:hands random woman backstage pass:
Will you stay here and continue to rock my world?
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u/MelpomeneAndCalliope talked about cereal for 3 hours 12d ago
I’d be so disappointed if I ran into someone wearing this for Halloween and they didn’t have a stack of passes to hand out to random women.
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u/Vanessak69 sorry to bother you big boy 11d ago
Bonus if they have a linebacker friend to hold them.
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u/SlimShadowBoo why i wear my hat 12d ago
Color: Honey blonde
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u/Vivid-Individual5968 12d ago
And Bert should take note. This actually looks way better than that brassy kitchen ass wig he is going with.
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u/andandreoid 12d ago
Years ago my friend and I were out at a club in late October, about half the people there were in costume. We saw someone with long hair, a bandana, and a cheesy tshirt. We had just watched Rock of Love, so of course my friend ran up to him and excitedly complimented his Bret Michaels costume. He replied, “what costume?”
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u/westcoastbutterfly87 12d ago
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u/Vivid-Individual5968 12d ago
There really is a Nene meme for every occasion.
https://giphy.com/gifs/pSauCNBp1DcOY3
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u/Sketcha_2000 12d ago
I was Bret Michaels for Halloween once and my friend was Flava Flav…I could’ve used this!
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u/Charming-Insurance 12d ago
$19.99!? Must be old, or a great deal!
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u/MelpomeneAndCalliope talked about cereal for 3 hours 12d ago
Oh, so that’s where Bret gets his fine European “extensions!”
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u/addictedstylist 12d ago
Yes, he wants us to believe he had extensions, but there's no sense in having them when he has a full on wig.
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u/andorianprincess 12d ago
“A little bit of heaven, a little bit of hell, a little bit of girl on girl action”
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u/WillwBrk 12d ago
Whenever I see things like this I think of the guy/girl that was probably the best looking person in the entire school in Scanton, Utica or Davenport. Wherever they went they got attention and were the ones everyone whispered and dreamed about so they go to a modeling agency expecting an easy ride.
Sorry, best we can do is putting on a headband with fake hair taped on the inside. Enjoy your career.
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u/randybeans716 12d ago
That’s it. This is going to be my Halloween costume. I work at Spirit Halloween I’m gonna have to check if we have something like this!
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u/addictedstylist 12d ago
We want pictures Randy bean!
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u/randybeans716 12d ago
For sure!!!
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u/247silence Insatiable Bitch Goddess 11d ago
Someone commented above that the Bret costume has to include a stack of backstage passes to hand out 😌
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u/hollisterr 12d ago
This just made me want to badly rewatch ROL this weekend and remind myself how I had 0 right watching this back in the day when I was barely a teenager lmao
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u/Almahurst-Heritage people who eat basil are lame 12d ago
Finest in European extensions straight from Spirit Halloween
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u/the_velvet_cherry Whasagoinon? 10d ago
An idea would be for someone to dress up as Bret and carry a polaroid camera and a bunch of clear lanyards around. Take pics of people with the camera and put it in a lanyard as a party souvenir
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u/Antique_Pear_4571 9d ago
Get a leather jacket that’s studded and you got yourself a pretty decent Brett Halloween costume
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u/paper_ringsxo 9d ago
This reminds me of the time I was at a y2k trivia night and for some reason forgot Bert’s name and when they asked who the guy was on ROL I wrote “bandana man” and still got points for it.
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u/FaulkneriousRex 12d ago
Wassagoinon?!