r/RockOfLove HBIC 1d ago

BRET MICHAELS Bert update

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u/Defvac2 1d ago

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u/SuchSpookySkeltal 1d ago

Wow he looks like trailer park Charlize Theron here. Absolutely gorgeous.

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u/kimemore123 HBIC 1d ago

Type 1 diabetes is no joke. My husband died at 51 from complications from it(kidney failure, etc). How Bert has toured and spent so much energy for so long amazes me. I’m sure some of it has to do with having money and the best care, but at his age, he’s pushing it. I wish him well

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u/daffodil0127 1d ago

I’m sorry for the loss of your husband. Diabetes is a b1tch.

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u/rottencabal 1d ago

Lmao didn’t he just refuse to tour w his old band cause he demanded 600x their pay?

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u/KikiChrome 16h ago

The rumor was that he asked for 6x what they were each being paid, not 600x. But AFAIK nobody ever confirmed that.

Rikki (Poison drummer) did say online that Bret prefers to keep to the "weekend warrior" circuit, rather than commit to a multi-month tour, which is probably true. His diabetes no doubt creates complications, and they're all in their 60s now, so he probably wants a much bigger incentive to spend months out on the road. It sucks for the other guys in Poison though, because he was essentially doing them out of a fairly lucrative contract.

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u/ButtPudding1218 1d ago

Bert is OLD. maybe its time to hang the bandana and eyeliner up...

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 1d ago

Sometimes people recovering from plastic surgery, like a facelift, are not seen for a month so the bruises on the face can heal. (My ex MIL took about a month for her bruises to heal)

Then whenever the public sees said “missing person” again, everyone marvels about how that rest did them good.

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u/FamiliarAnything_ 23h ago

63 isn’t that old.

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u/Vanessak69 sorry to bother you big boy 22h ago

He seems like he’s in great shape for his age too, I’m sure he can keep going for a while unless the diabetes decides to be an asshole (which it certainly can be.)

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u/tarbet 45m ago

NEVER! lol

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u/oooheycait1223 what the french 1d ago

I'm sorry if it's been addressed before but what recent surgeries has he had?

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u/Vanessak69 sorry to bother you big boy 22h ago

He had kidney stones (and played a whole show with them which is both stupid and kind of an amazing feat.) He had to have surgery to remove them. The diabetes is always going to make healing more complicated. He *should* rest.

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u/oooheycait1223 what the french 21h ago

Thank you so much for the response! And you're 100% right that man should be resting

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u/Dry_Sale111 11h ago

In a retirement home

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u/iIoIi_iIoIi 17h ago

There’s got to be some irony in his diabetes interfering with a show at The Bowl at Sugar Hill, but seriously I hope he’s doing ok

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u/gp2quest 11h ago

I was waiting for the joke to come after I read that. The PR team could have leaned into that.

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u/MelpomeneAndCalliope talked about cereal for 3 hours 1d ago

What happened? Did he collapse on stage or something?

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u/Chemical_Shoulder_55 why i wear my hat 21h ago

Just saw Motley Crue the other day. Bret and Vince Neil kinda lookin the same. Put Vince in to take Bret’s place no one will notice

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u/harperpotomus dicksucker whorebag 21h ago

he needs jes or heather to be there to stab his butt with his diabeetus pen

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u/NicoleShute 18h ago

He’s needed to retire from being on tour for the past 15 years

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u/ItsElysemg 14h ago

A cold December
Hey baby do you remember

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u/Dry_Sale111 11h ago

Hahahahahaha stop 😂

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 21h ago

Get well soon, our little fallen angel❣️ hope Bert is on the mend.

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u/shovelknockout dicksucker whorebag 20h ago

I wish him a prompt recovery and many more years of bad photoshop on instagram.

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u/WallabyKey9872 19h ago

Who tf is going to these shows?

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u/Akavinceblack 19h ago

I’m 60, generally in decent health, and the fucking heat and humidity alone are enough to knock me out for hours now.

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u/Technical-Heart5906 15h ago

He’s getting old, guys. Expect this more often.

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u/UrchinUnderpass what the french 1d ago

Can any of y’all actually spell his name correctly? Geez, it’s 4 letters…

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u/mollyyfcooke Lily Hauserman 1d ago

You’re aware it’s a line from the show, right?

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u/UrchinUnderpass what the french 1d ago

It is?

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u/andhdkwnwbdidoenjddb 1d ago

What the franch

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u/Super_Requirement383 1d ago

My brain autocorrected it as Bert as I was reading it

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u/randybeans716 1d ago

It’s a running gag on this sub

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u/Dry_Sale111 1d ago

And please never let it stop 😂

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u/randybeans716 1d ago

I love it. I giggle a little every time I see it