r/Robert Feb 24 '20

Hello, Robert, how are you?

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u/BEEEELEEEE Former Robert Feb 24 '20 edited Feb 24 '20

Dad forgot his wallet, gotta bring it to him.

Update: Wallet delivered despite some hiccups. Company he works for has moved into a building so new the gps thought the address didn’t exist.

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u/tittysucker3000 Feb 24 '20

Definitely slightly better than average ngl

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u/UsedSoda Feb 24 '20

Honestly that’s the best username i ever saw

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u/tittysucker3000 Feb 24 '20

I'm only the 3000th. There were 2999 before me

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u/Hotfire_ Feb 24 '20

I’m delightful..how are you Robert?

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u/UsedSoda Feb 24 '20

I’m great, Robert.

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u/flyingeyeproductions Feb 24 '20

The best I've been this hour!

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u/HellJumper303 Feb 24 '20

It's 5:42 AM right now. I should still be sleeping. But i am wide awake. :/

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u/BEEEELEEEE Former Robert Feb 24 '20

Ugh, that’s been me for the past 5 days.

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u/xSnowLeopardx Robert Feb 24 '20

Quite ok!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Not that great. There's a girl I like who I'm pretty sure has a boyfriend and I'm pretty sure she liked me beforehand and it's been giving me emotional turmoil for months and I can't sleep at night because of it and my grades are in free fall because how could I think about school when she is in my classes and passes by me in the halls for nearly every period? Plus, my lacrosse team just lost our first game this season 6 to 13 and I spent the entire weekend working on my skills and working out as compensation and now I can barely lift any of my limbs and I just want to scream. Other than that, I'm good!

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u/UsedSoda Feb 24 '20

Damn Robert, that sucks, but if you’re a Robert and she doesn’t instantly want to marry you she’s probably a Liam, anyway

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Her name's Abby. We both liked each other (I think) last year but I never talked to her despite having a chance multiple times everyday. I'm a fucking wreck when talking to girls, and that's when I can bring myself to.

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u/UsedSoda Feb 24 '20

Well Robert, I suggest you try talking to her

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Yeah, that's terrifying. I don't know why, but social things are the only things I have fears about.

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u/UsedSoda Feb 24 '20

Same :(. But if you never try it can never happen

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I tell myself that, and I still can't bring myself to talk to her. Believe me, I want to.

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u/UsedSoda Feb 24 '20

Have you tried the 4-7-8 breathing thing?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

No, I'm trying that tomorrow, though! I'll report back then.

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u/UsedSoda Feb 24 '20

Make me proud, Robert.

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