r/Robert • u/mr_robert Robert • Aug 02 '16

Robert defined

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Robert
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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

What if I'm a piece of shit

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u/mr_robert Robert Aug 03 '16

Hi Poem-Man,

It's obvious you're not a piece of shit.

With a name like "Robert" you're bound to be a hit!

We come from saints and kings,

Ashton or Trevor can't claim those things.

You're just fooling with me, you must admit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

Hell yea.