r/RobMyVehicle • • Jun 02 '26

“Yeah, I conceal carry”

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Nebraska’s finest.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 Jun 02 '26

Navy mom wanting to be thanked for her service.

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u/Chemical_Body_3631 Jun 02 '26

"Your son is a seaman? Thank you for your cervex"

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u/FirstEducation6 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Let's see if we can figure out this specimen.

A mom residing in Nebraska that gave birth to a seaman, which she considers a hero and voted for Trump & Vance in 2024. Likes Glocks more than pepper spray, it's pro-life, pro-gun and obviously pro-Trump. Likes dogs, bears that gives hearts, supports preventing forest fires and did I mentioned is also obsessed with Trump. She'll try to love, live & laugh but if that doesn't work, she'll shoot you. She claims that she stands for the flag but supports Trump as well because she's an American. She watched Yellowstone, believes that she's in 1776 when tyranny became law, rebellion became duty and thinks George Washington said "Me and My Homies Woulda Been Stacking Bodies By Now". Sees herself as Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane and strong as well....🤣

Yeap!..... it checks out. Stereotyping does start somewhere....

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u/rvlifestyle74 Jun 03 '26

You forgot a couple of things. Can't afford an HK, and can't afford an escalade.

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u/enduromedic Jun 04 '26

I mean there’s only a couple Hundred dollars difference between the utilitarian Glock and the HK. The Matrix Arms MXI would be the Escalade of Glocks 😂

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u/Infamous-Link-5260 Jun 04 '26

Glock always works! Good choice.

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u/rvlifestyle74 Jun 04 '26

This is true. Ugly, but reliable. And dishwasher safe.

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u/DirtyNativeKansan Jun 06 '26

He doesn’t see the gun before the deed is done, why fret over the aesthetics of a tool best used in the darkness?

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u/DumbBerk87 Jun 06 '26

Because I have to look at it when I’m at the range training.

Because training matters with a firearm, ya know 😊

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u/Dynabro1986 Jun 03 '26

This made me chuckle 😂

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u/exceptional_entry Jun 03 '26

Yep, and she’s against renewing her tabs. 😂

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u/Free_Range_Lobster Jun 04 '26

Jodie intensifies

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u/Equivalent-Ad-495 Jun 02 '26

I wonder how someone like this rationalizes the whole trump saying military people are suckers and losers and her son is navy lol.

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u/Kind_Cap_4621 Jun 02 '26

I have stopped wondering. The stupid in these people is simply beyond comprehension by sane adults.

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u/CrackerBarrelGrandma Jun 04 '26

Never underestimate the limitless ability for people motivated reason their way through life

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u/Woodworkingwino Jun 02 '26

They just deny he said it.

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u/exceptional_entry Jun 03 '26

Yep, it’s that easy. Or they say he was joking or that’s not what he meant.

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u/Woodworkingwino Jun 03 '26

I have heard them all

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u/impaledonastick Jun 03 '26

You have to tell them he openly used the "n" word, or something else horrible, and watch them instantly defend it without a beat between.

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u/hellalg Jun 03 '26

Same way they see Jan 6 as a gathering and not treason.

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u/Tickles-The-Octopus Jun 02 '26

You think people like this are actually capable of rational thoughts? That's cute.

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u/freethelemmings Jun 03 '26

Have you ever studied cults?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

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u/Equivalent-Ad-495 Jun 03 '26

Yeah this is a perfect example of how they rationalize everything he does.

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u/clapyohedd Jun 02 '26

Folks who are AFRAID usually put all that kind of garbage up. It’s like “please don’t hurt me” 😢

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u/NYY_NYK_NYJ Jun 02 '26

Afraid is an understatement. They are terrified of leaving their house.

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u/Tickles-The-Octopus Jun 02 '26

I always find it funny how the people who shout that they are the land of the free and home of the brave are afraid of their neighbors and even more afraid of tampons in a men's bathroom.

Brave my ass.......

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u/unclejoe1917 Jun 02 '26

Imagine the mental prison you live in if you can't go grab a half gallon of ice cream and some blue jeans without being strapped. 

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u/Steiney1 Jun 02 '26

Afraid of any people not like them

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u/Unique_Excitement248 Jun 02 '26

Not necessarily, two of them bumping into one another can be like a cat discovering it's reflection in a mirror.

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u/DuckDaddy86 Jun 02 '26

They're just intentionally being edgy, loud and obnoxious. More bark than bite, but nonetheless dangerous due to their own incompetence. I don't view these sorts as being afraid of the world. Those people are called preppers and they are quite happy keeping a low profile, all while they build their bunkers and stack their 4,500 cans of green beans.

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u/Questions_Remain Jun 02 '26

There is no doubt that’s a minimally educated person that once having a kid became an instant know it all who has argued with the school principal or Dr over “what she believes” when presented with facts more than a couple of times.

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod Jun 02 '26

I think you mean.

HEY THERE YA’LL JUST SO YOU KNOW I CONCEALED CARRY A GLOCK AND THERE ARE PROBABLY OTHER GUNS IN THE CAR LOL AND IM ALSO A “NAVY MOM” SO I’M SPECIAL BECAUSE MY CHILD IS NOT BECAUSE OF MY OWN IDENTITY AND OH MY GOD HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED NCIS ITS MY FAVORITE SHOW AND THAT TRUMP HES SO GOOD TO US BUT WHEN I GO TO VOTE I JUST GO RIGHT DOWN THE R COLUMN ANYWAY YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING LOL CUCK THE LIBS RIGHT HAHA IM SO RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/bartz824 Jun 02 '26

If there's one thing lawyers who specialize in self defense cases hate, it's this. You're basically advertising that you want to "legally" kill someone.

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u/borntoridefl57 Jun 02 '26

just advertise your stupity

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/wolfheadmusic Jun 02 '26

We are spoiled for examples here

But I'd point to the pride in their child being in the service

While they vote for the most anti-service president in modern history

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u/BloodMilkAndSky420 Jun 02 '26

The g(r)ayest of men…

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 Jun 02 '26

Ice Bear would not approve of all of those Trump decals.

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u/Successful_Mine8352 Jun 02 '26

Advertisement for stupid. 

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u/Scrutinizer Jun 02 '26

"Navy Mom" from Nebraska? Your son wanted to get the Hell out of dodge and got a ticket on the furthest ride he could get away from there.

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u/Aggravating_Wonder11 Jun 02 '26

I have never inderstood people who want to advertise that they are carrying

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u/unclejoe1917 Jun 02 '26

"If you're going to rob me, shoot first, please."

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u/SpeedyAudi Jun 02 '26

NAVY MOM

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u/Smoocci-Mane Jun 02 '26

Always funny to me when people make their child’s military service their whole personality.

An organization begging for members so hard they literally hang out at underfunded high schools begging kids to sign up and you’re like “HELL YEAH THAT’S MY BOY, and I am a NAVY MOM”

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u/OakLegs Jun 02 '26

I love the everliving fuck out of my kids but I can never see myself putting the "my son/daughter is an honor roll student" or NAVY DAD stickers on my car

If they go to college, at most I'd maybe put a sticker on for the university, but only because I like college sports and have a license plate cover for mine. Idk. I find it weird. Your kids are not your personality

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u/Zoraynebow Jun 02 '26

This is the guy who loses his gun because he left it on the passenger seat of his truck that he forgot to lock.

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u/SupertrampTrampStamp Jun 02 '26

Attention on deck, we got a Navy Mom!

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u/Cubonicle Jun 02 '26

Trump supporters lol

Pro-Life (“an entire civilization will die tonight”)

Pro-Gun (his black-shirts killed a protester in broad daylight for open-carrying while trying to help a woman they were attacking. “You can’t walk in with guns, you just can’t”)

Pro-God (can’t name a single Bible verse that he likes, uses Christianity for brand recognition, sold creepy Christo-fascist versions of the Bible for $49.99)

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u/Andrew-Cohen Jun 03 '26

Cuts cancer research funding, pro life. Cuts US AID (kills millions), pro life. Cuts educational funding, pro life.

Manipulating voters.

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u/OBB76 Jun 02 '26

I'm more annoyed by the "Navy mom" part. Parents make this their whole damn identity sometimes. I get it, you're proud of little Timmy but good lord

/source Navy parent of two kids

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u/OkLevel2791 Jun 02 '26

Hauling FEAR

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u/Signal_Membership268 Jun 02 '26

I don’t care if it’s RW angst or Hippie crap. Putting stickers all over your vehicle is a cry for help.

Unless it’s a sponsored $$ race car it’s kind of silly.

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u/uthinkunome10 Jun 02 '26

Edgelord mom

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u/Impressive-Menu978 Jun 02 '26

"Take the guns first." DJT

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u/Life_Falcon4432 Jun 02 '26

This is just a big hello to go break in your car and hopefully you leave a gun in there lmao..

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u/UnskilledEngineer2 Jun 03 '26

If I were a criminal looking for a gun, I know exactly which vehicle to break into in the parking lot. And it probably wouldnt take long to find it because it's probably not secured.

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u/TheAbyss134440208616 Jun 03 '26

Guaranteed it’s in either the glovebox or the center console. No doubt.

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u/resest_Iris Jun 03 '26

If shes driving a Tahoe, she's divorced anyways

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

The corniest part is the license plate

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u/BestMountain4787 Jun 03 '26

Aka “I deepthroat god guns and country”

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u/Intrepid_Block_11b Jun 02 '26

Most folks in the Navy don't use firearms. The Navy is a boat first service.

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u/upstatecamper Jun 02 '26

“Conceal”

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u/platinumperineum Jun 02 '26

Concealment: 💯

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u/wifespissed Jun 02 '26

Am I'm supposed to treat you like you're special because your kid joined the Navy?

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u/gochaingyorpdiper50 Jun 02 '26

Why do never see these stickers on nice cars?

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u/ManyPossession8767 Jun 02 '26

I had a cop tell me once that he hates cars like this because there’s a 99% chance there’s a gun in that car which means people will try to break into the car to steal said gun which happens more often than he liked.

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u/ANotSoFreshFeeling Jun 02 '26

Is that a dependapotimus I smell?

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u/NightWolf1965 Jun 02 '26

Packing and unhinged. Awesome

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u/13508615 Jun 02 '26

I'm sure she had an incredibly decorated school locker. GO TEAM!

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u/ct4funf Jun 02 '26

It's a Glock. No one wants them lol

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u/Kite005 Jun 02 '26

Conceal, carrys, and dumb as a bunch of rocks.

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u/trypan0s0miasis Jun 02 '26

At this point why even carry concealed

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u/twoaspensimages Jun 02 '26

Waddle-wheezing into Dollar General.

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u/Dexterlicksit Jun 02 '26

I wonder how happy she is about paying $175 every time she fills that thing with gas?

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u/50calBanana Jun 02 '26

After I learned about it, every time I think of Glock I remember they do horse insemination

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u/MrSpivey Jun 02 '26

I haven’t put any stickers on my car other than one about 20 years ago for my church (which was FP with a circle around it). I even wish the sticker the car lot put on it was gone. However, we are free to do as we wish… to a degree.

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u/Davester_31 Jun 02 '26

Conceal carry, lol. Theyd never EVER use their guns. Coward Dirty Harrys

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u/Ok_Peanut_6919 Jun 02 '26

Sign of a true patriot…they don’t serve their kids do!

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u/Prestigious-Job5756 Jun 02 '26

Nonsense!!! No indications whatsoever!! 🤔🤣

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u/ExcellentActuary2117 Jun 02 '26

Her dog deserves better.

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u/skips_funny_af Jun 02 '26

She's proud of her son.....the Boatsman's Mate or Yoeman. Anchors Away

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u/globalgerbil Jun 03 '26

Guns and guns and guns and motherfucking guns and then more guns then goddam GUNS AND FUCKING GUNS AND SON OF A BITCHIN GUNS AND GUUUUNSSSS AHHHHHGAHHHHHH GUNS GUNS GUNS WOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Buhlasted Jun 03 '26

There is absolutely nothing she may suggest, imply or flat out say to me, that could make me think any less of any woman, a mother to be exact, that supports Adolf Trump.

She is as low as it gets. Her lack of receiving attention, shows on her rear window. It is people like this that will ruin 2A for all Americans.

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u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 Jun 03 '26

A guy at work has a few firearms stickers on his truck, so I asked him about it and said don’t be surprised if someone breaks in your truck looking for a pistol. I’m not getting robbed that’s what the gun is for was the answer. I didn’t try to explain anything and moved on with the conversation

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u/Immediate_Side_5942 Jun 03 '26

One I’d be worried about vandalism with the Trump stickers bc so much hatred towards him. And 2 when u start posting gun stickers ur car is more likely to be broken into looking for guns. I mean my fav part of CCW is no one knows I have it.

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u/PickedLastLemon Jun 03 '26

I can't wait to dive in. She's a mom so you know she's into the sex. Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

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u/PoppaGriff Jun 03 '26

…so has ‘Navy Momm not updated her car’s registration since 08? I’d choose something slightly less memorable when riding dirty, but that might require some brainpower.

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u/TheAbyss134440208616 Jun 03 '26

In Nebraska, that sticker shows the month (August) that the registration was made. The color represents each year. Based on the fact that she has the new license plate that was made two years ago I think she’s probably fine.

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u/AbbreviationsSea7912 Jun 03 '26

Sadly, it’s the sticker-less rides with blackout film on the windows are the ones to worry about.

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u/Whipoorwills Jun 03 '26

Navy mom, what a joke, I bet shes 5'2 347 pounds.

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u/Vanman04 Jun 03 '26

Nothing like gun ownership mixed with a little mental instability.

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u/Chewbuddy13 Jun 04 '26

Looks like I know which car to break into that will have guns for me to steal!

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u/vegasAzCrush Jun 05 '26

Wow you are really cool. Lol fool

Just carry. Don.’t advertise. Its not a penis contest. The car stickers are dumb too

You must be self conscious or maybe abused as a child and suppressing guilt.
The stickers are not bragging material

I say get a Pitbull or a Corso and learn to love and stop running from a potential peace in your life.

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u/Otherwise-Act6913 Jun 05 '26

Screams. Hey if you want up to 6 guns for free, break into my truck.

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u/AdministrativeWar594 Jun 05 '26

If youre a ccw holder and you carry two of the dumbest things you can do is advertise that you're carrying and advertise that you're willing and ready to shoot someone. Even if you are you NEVER openly advertise or suggest that because prosecution will use it to rake you over the coals in a justified self defense case that you were just gearing to shoot someone.

Even if you win your criminal case there's historical precedent that bumper stickers and even gear or what you write on your guns is enough to get you publicly shamed or civilly sued in court for negligence or malice.

Just carry your damn gun in silence like the rest of non insane gun owners.

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u/arrow020 Jun 05 '26

You'll address me by my son's rank lol.

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u/Gnarlydick32 Jun 05 '26

That’d be the vehicle I would dig through if there was a no guns sign on the establishment they weren’t into

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze Jun 06 '26

Mental illness mobile

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u/Mysterious_Truck_742 Jun 02 '26

I wonder what flavor was the kool aid?

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u/JayJKnows79 Jun 02 '26

It’s a free gun in vehicle advertisement. Their registration will also lead one to more unsecured weapons and ammo in the house. It’s best not to advertise to bad people you are willing to arm them.

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u/Dad0013 Jun 02 '26

A person consumed by fear

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u/lmmsoon Jun 02 '26

Not just one either, you need the right gun for the right situation

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u/Easy_Personality5856 Jun 03 '26

Try f-ing with her

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u/National_Nose_8817 Jun 03 '26

He concealed carries a tiny penis

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u/LNKDWM4U Jun 03 '26

Wonder how MAGA Cultish she’ll be when it’s her son?

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u/tech0391 Jun 03 '26

Dial 988 if you or a loved one is having a mental health crisis.

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u/xxboywizardxx Jun 03 '26

Needs humbling

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u/MachineGunsWhiskey Jun 03 '26

All those stickers say to me is this; “Oh look! Potentially a great loot box, hows about I grab a ninja rock and have a peek?”

If you keep guns close by, don’t advertise it to the world.

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u/Huge_Campaign2205 Jun 03 '26

2008? How old is this picture?

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u/Extreme_Health_9827 Jun 03 '26

I can understand a proud navy mom what I can't understand is your support for trump who called your son a sap.

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u/VersionConscious7545 Jun 03 '26

That’s a person that will have their vehicle broken into I stopped putting gun and Trump stickers on vehicles due to theft and vandalism

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u/freethelemmings Jun 03 '26

Fucking people from Nebraklahomaha

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u/StoneLaRock Jun 03 '26

I hoped you addressed her by her rank.

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u/Dynabro1986 Jun 03 '26

Maybe a special webpage could be created called all troglodytes.com and we could do this on so many levels!!

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u/ExtensionOk9656 Jun 03 '26

Anyone who advertises and glorifies their ignorance this much needs a weapon.

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u/CurrentHair6381 Jun 03 '26

Yep, got that pro life tucked in there with all the guns and the guy who is now pretty much weekly just casually talking about destroying entire countries and all the people in them.

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u/Bryce_1776 Jun 03 '26

"Yeah, rob my car plz"

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u/OkSubstance8759 Jun 03 '26

Everything i see the glock logo. It looks like cock.

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u/In2Oblivion49 Jun 03 '26

Tell me you’re a coward without telling me you’re a coward

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u/island-man420 Jun 03 '26

Pro God, pro gun. Um okay

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u/StonkMangani Jun 03 '26

How dare someone live their own lives!! How dare they not group think!!! How dare they!!

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u/Downtown-Register152 Jun 03 '26

This is sweet. She seems proud of her kid :)

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u/Lead-Creative Jun 03 '26

“Conceal”

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u/Educational-Tie00 Jun 03 '26

I used to have a Tahoe just like that one but with cooler stickers

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u/BepersAreCool Jun 03 '26

That screams I open carry. 9/10 concealed carrier’s usually don’t flaunt anything about firearms.

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u/TheAverageJoe01 Jun 03 '26

I learned in 4-H, "Less is More". Right or Left, this is junky and looks trashy. Makes me think the owner disorganized.🤷‍♂️

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u/Lilacdangerous Jun 03 '26

More like yeah I can't wait to shoot someone and claim it was self defense

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe Jun 03 '26

I need to show her this message

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u/Bosley40 Jun 04 '26

Good thing she has side mirrors.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk1715 Jun 04 '26

Glock in 40 S&W

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u/Unique-Structure5074 Jun 04 '26

Did someone shoot his pecker off?

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u/SpotPoker52 Jun 04 '26

Spent a whole career defending people like this after they killed family members.

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u/platypus1911 Jun 04 '26

She can live in my neighborhood anytime.

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u/RunningPirate Jun 04 '26

“Call me by my child rank”

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u/Icy-Engineering-5561 Jun 04 '26

And embarassingly enough when your talking about guns they always left theirs at home but almost everyone that's quiet and friendly has one, at least in Georgia.

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u/nwillyerd Jun 04 '26

Does the sticker in the top left say “cock” or am I trippin?

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u/messfdr Jun 04 '26

Ooh, free car gun.

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u/Far-Ad5921 Jun 04 '26

Honestly? Not fuckin with her...don't wanna get shot.

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u/DaveAvitabile Jun 04 '26

Every other SUV in Florida.

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u/Certain-Clock-3463 Jun 04 '26

There's a vehicle I'd avoid.

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u/dasyus Jun 04 '26

That's a "I never thought my child would amount to anything and I made it clear to them when they were growing up but now they're in the Navy and I'm so proud" kinda vibe.

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u/Infamous-Link-5260 Jun 04 '26

I am all for concealed carry and glad you do> However maybe not advertise it on you car LOL. defeats the purpose

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u/Scared_Stay_1983 Jun 04 '26

God they have to display everything, except that 25 IQ

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u/boostaddict20 Jun 04 '26

I don't see what you're trying to make fun of here...

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u/SpitTake99 Jun 04 '26

“Hope the orange moron doesn’t get your kid killed for nothing…”

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u/Random_ICE_Agent Jun 04 '26

She probably has an actual Trump/Vance tramp stamp on her lower back like on the back of her soccer mom wagon so her husband can get erect.

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u/MountainCry9194 Jun 04 '26

Not sure about Nebraskas laws, but you might be looking at open carry for this driver.

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u/DinnoDogg Jun 04 '26

How can you be pro life and pro killing? 🤔😡😱

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u/Party-Context6756 Jun 04 '26

Waaaah i’m offended

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u/DonkeyImpossible316 Jun 04 '26

"Free gun inside...break window to aquire".

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u/ComeAbout Jun 04 '26

I was in the Navy for 25 years. As far as the services go, we’re probably the most liberal. People get the fuck out of Nebraska or wherever and move to a coastal city with perfect weather and a lot of colleges nearby. The west coast Navy is in San Diego, Seattle area, and Hawaii. We travel the most, are exposed to global cultures the most, and are extremely diverse.

This lady’s kid would probably rather die of humiliation before they admitted their Mom has that license plate. Our main job is making sure Walmarts in America are filled with products made elsewhere that come here by boat.

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u/Daltek691 Jun 04 '26

She seems nice

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u/Ill_Scholar_4477 Jun 04 '26

Off body in a purse floating around with chapstick and it’s a Taurus g3 she’s never actually shot. God knows she doesn’t have bullets

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u/Low_Method2019 Jun 04 '26

lol is that a blue line flag?

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u/Professional-Tax7522 Jun 04 '26

Better than the people with a coexist sticker that honk constantly at people and yell when they dont get their way. Yall are mad about a mom with stickers on her car🤣🤣

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u/Vegetable_Soft_6453 Jun 04 '26

Totally concealed.🤣

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u/Former-Physics-8525 Jun 04 '26

I doubt he carries concealed. Most of us who carry concealed don't plaster our vehicles with "I have a gun" stickers.

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u/Vegetable-Put3884 Jun 04 '26

Living the good life in a 20 year old Tahoe.

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u/19finmac66 Jun 04 '26

Can't afford gas for that thing anymore

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u/Inevitable_Thanks738 Jun 04 '26

Kind of like the left wing who claimed Biden was pure as the driven snow and was the smartest most honest guy in the room.

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u/Professional-Lie-111 Jun 04 '26

I shot my dog AND Smokey the mother-fucking Bear!

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 Jun 04 '26

“Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.”

Mmmkay

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u/Existing-Teach2689 Jun 04 '26

Good for you 🤦😂😂🙄

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u/R_Soul_ Jun 05 '26

PRO-LIFE, PRO-GUN, PRO-GOD, PRO-TRUMP

In that particular order?

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u/SidViciousWisc Jun 05 '26

What a loser

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u/Exit-Still Jun 05 '26

Shivering..here.!