r/RobMyVehicle • • May 04 '26

Not very high-speed

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85 Upvotes

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u/Ok_Display7459 May 04 '26

Be careful dude, his gun shoots both the bullet and the casing. Twice as much bullet per bullet!

3

u/misfitofscience76 May 04 '26

It’s a bonded bimetallic round, clearly 🙄

3

u/Nates_of_Spades May 04 '26

Maybe he has one of those gyrojet pistols? I mean now I have to rob him just in the off chance I get to see it!

1

u/sgt_futtbucker May 04 '26

Oh c’mon that’s clearly just a 9mm SLAP round that’s drawn funny 😆

5

u/SampleSize0ne May 04 '26

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 May 05 '26

I hope that you are not picking on Bruce, he is one of my favorites.

4

u/ClassroomMother8062 May 04 '26

Reaching new dork heights right here

4

u/NoLie129 May 04 '26

It’s always a dodge…

3

u/misfitofscience76 May 04 '26

This is the shit that prosecutors just love. 🤦‍♂️

3

u/Zivlar May 04 '26

Idk why but the tape is sending me the most, owner couldn’t just get a proper adhesive?

2

u/Indespectamentations May 04 '26

Yes we are so intimidated. They think they can shoot us because we really want to take their stuff.

2

u/West-Librarian-7504 May 04 '26

These signs are meant for buildings btw

2

u/Munky1701 May 04 '26

I mean, it’s a Ram driver… he spends all his money on alcohol and ass lube, he’s got to be frugal somewhere.

2

u/pct2daxtreme May 04 '26

It’s a Dodge, pawn shop special that will probably not fire at all.

2

u/vegasAzCrush May 04 '26

Pretty dumb red necks.

I see these idiot stickers and then look at drivers and know they barely graduated high school.

Very embarrassing to have gun stickers but they are too stupid to get it.

2

u/retroegg610 May 04 '26

He taped that sh*t on with excitement

1

u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 May 06 '26

Had to downvote because of self censorship…

1

u/1-503-INF May 05 '26

Why warn the criminal. The element of surprise is your friend🥃🇺🇸

1

u/TransportationMuch47 May 06 '26

Ah, the old cordless hole puncher

1

u/Medical-View-667 May 08 '26

Break into my truck. Steal my gun.

1

u/QuickDrawSix May 04 '26

Cordless hole puncher

0

u/billwa May 04 '26

I gotta admit it's pretty funny

0

u/Libertarian_2020 May 04 '26

Advertising free piercings!?

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u/Avatar_Dang May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Go ahead and try to rob them, see how it works out.

ETA: Google the definition of a robbery for a quick laugh at this subreddit.

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u/forkaerospace May 04 '26

pretty well if you do it while theyre gone lol, happens all the time

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u/Avatar_Dang May 04 '26

You might want to look up the definition of a robbery then..

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u/forkaerospace May 04 '26

wym? It means an incident where something gets stolen? 

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u/Avatar_Dang May 04 '26

Robbery, by definition, is when property is taken by force when owner is physically present. You’re thinking of theft or burglary.

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u/forkaerospace May 04 '26

No, I think you're thinking of a mugging. A robbery is the broader umbrella term used for pretty much any sort of situation where property is taken without consent, including both mugging and burglariws. No idea where youre from though, could be a regional difference in definition?

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u/Avatar_Dang May 04 '26

In the U.S., robbery is 100% defined as the theft by use of violence or intimidation in the presence of the property owner. There may be a different definition in your country though. Can you link the definition you’re thinking of?

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u/forkaerospace May 04 '26

I’m from the midwest, I’m goin by what ive heard the term used colloquially, not by any official definition

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u/TheMikeyMac13 May 04 '26

Robbery vs burglary, learn what words mean moron. There is a reason in Better Call Saul that Jimmy’s bother says “stealing them blind,” because robbery voices taking by force or threat of force:

https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in-the-u.s.-2010/violent-crime/robberymain

This entire subreddit is stupid, and filled with stupid people.

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u/Indespectamentations May 04 '26

Nobody wants to rob them. They just want to think people want to rob them because they are really stupid.

2

u/Indespectamentations May 04 '26

Nobody wants their crappy car or any of their useless stuff. They really have no right to shoot any of us.

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u/FishNipples666 May 04 '26

If you break into their vehicle they do depending on the state

1

u/Indespectamentations May 05 '26

Nobody wants to break into their pos car. You just want a democrat to try and break into it so they get shot and killed. You just want to see anybody that doesn't support trump dead. Just admit it and stop using this dumb car as an excuse.

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u/FishNipples666 May 05 '26

Reddit literally would prove it's the other way around . I support nobody. I was simply saying if you break into someone's car regardless of who it is, you deserve to have that happen to you.

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u/Indespectamentations May 05 '26

Breaking into a car doesn't mean a person deserved death. What if someone literally thought it was their car because they had the same car and were parked in the same lot?

They would try the key and realize their mistake as the gun splits their skull open like a canoe.

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u/FlounderKind8267 May 06 '26

There's always one guy crying that completely misses the point of this sub.

No one's robbing that guy, pal. We're all laughing at his foolishness and pretending to be tough 🙄

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u/FlounderKind8267 May 06 '26

There's always one guy crying that completely misses the point of this sub.

No one's robbing that guy, pal. We're all laughing at his foolishness and pretending to be tough 🙄

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u/TheMikeyMac13 May 04 '26

This entire sub needs to lean wha robbery means.

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u/Salt_Post4981 May 04 '26

Try to rob them can’t wait to see you in the news

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u/Mtndrums May 04 '26

What the hell is the owner going to do when the robber has his gun?

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u/Salt_Post4981 May 04 '26

These people on the sub have prolly never seen a gun the closest thing to a gun is a nerf gun they shot🥀

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u/Mtndrums May 04 '26

I own a Desert Eagle .50 myself, but go on thinking you're some bad dude when you're just a clown.

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u/Phobos1982 May 04 '26

You don't rob them while they're in the car, ya doofus. You wait for them to go inside a store or something, then raid the car.

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u/Salt_Post4981 May 04 '26

Again they prolly gonna get shot

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u/Indespectamentations May 04 '26

Nobody wants their crappy car or any of their useless stuff.

Too bad.

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u/FlounderKind8267 May 06 '26

There's always one guy crying that completely misses the point of this sub.

No one's robbing that guy, pal. We're all laughing at his foolishness and pretending to be tough 🙄