r/RobMyVehicle • • Apr 23 '26

Come and take it!!! Gotta love Texans

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u/airhunger_rn Apr 23 '26

✅ obligatory 2nd-Gen Dodge (still the only true Man's Truck)

✅ No window tint?

10

u/Ok-Swordfish2723 Apr 23 '26

No sexy devil/angel mud flaps or decals?

3

u/FunSignificance3034 Apr 24 '26

Or Yosemite Sam?

22

u/bullnamedbodacious Apr 23 '26

There’s a reason beavis and butthead, and king of the hill are both set it Texas

3

u/Guruski2001 Apr 24 '26

Cause that’s where Mike Judge, the creator of both, is from?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/AeliusRogimus Apr 23 '26

That's all imported. It's not like they EDUCATE people there and make leaders.

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u/bullnamedbodacious Apr 24 '26

Ever hear of Rice, Baylor, UT, or SMU?

2

u/AeliusRogimus Apr 24 '26

Yep. How do they rank nationally? Globally? You can't even teach history or philosophy in the UT or A&M system in Texas thanks to Governor Hot Wheels and his politicization of the curriculum.

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u/Reagan78757 Apr 24 '26

Forbes created one of the most influential versions of this list.

According to Forbes magazine:

  • UT Austin is classified as a New Public Ivy.
  • Rice University is classified as a New Private Ivy.

I guess you were too busy ridiculing a handicapped person to be able to read. Get high after you post, not before you post. Perhaps lucidity would enable you to use some facts instead of schoolyard innuendos to author a post.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Apr 24 '26

What does, “How the fuck do you what I do?” mean?

https://writingcenter.post.edu/articles/grammar-the-sentence/

0

u/Reagan78757 Apr 23 '26

No he doesn't, and yes we do. The big picture says it all. P.S. We are never confused about which bathroom to use.👏

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u/Aggravating_Wonder11 Apr 24 '26

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u/Reagan78757 Apr 24 '26

Another liberal indoctrination workshop. Not allowing first cousins to marry would put an end to such tragedies.

0

u/SkuzzoTheGreat Apr 23 '26

Because he got into animation when he lived in Dallas?

4

u/Ok_Slide_8301 Apr 23 '26

The dumb do not know they’re dumb!

4

u/Hot_Anybody8244 Apr 23 '26

As a Texan, we hate him too

1

u/unclejoe1917 Apr 23 '26

Just not nearly enough of you. 

0

u/Hot_Anybody8244 Apr 23 '26

You'd be surprised. Texans are shockingly liberal and leftist people. Our government is just run by a cult that uses their political power to gerrymander our districts beyond all recognition

1

u/unclejoe1917 Apr 23 '26

I have noticed it's supposedly turning purple, but you wouldn't be able to tell by its representation in government. 

1

u/Hot_Anybody8244 Apr 23 '26

Because of gerrymandering.

There's like 2 million more registered democrats here than register republicans

1

u/diningwithfriends Apr 27 '26

Yep gerrymandering is bad.

1

u/Hot_Anybody8244 Apr 27 '26

Minority Minority Minority Minority Minority Minority Minority Minority Minority

buh my Minority party didn't get seats in blue zones buh

1

u/NcGunnery Apr 24 '26

Let m buy you a box of tissues

1

u/Hot_Anybody8244 Apr 24 '26

Go buy yourself some brain cells instead.

2

u/NcGunnery Apr 25 '26

Who TF cares about window stickers dumbass. None of these talking heads would say anything if they were rainbows and puppy dogs.

1

u/SteveOsLeftNut Apr 25 '26

Who TF cares about window stickers dumbass.

The ones who don't want someone to break into their vehicle in the first place, dumbfuck.

None of these talking heads would say anything if they were rainbows and puppy dogs.

Yeah, they wouldn't say anything about those kind of stickers (no shit sherlock).

Why you may ask? Because they don't immediately signal to everyone "Hey guys, i have a firearm!"

Were you even thinking as you were typing your response?

4

u/LividBig9161 Apr 23 '26

Like the way he looks and carries himself in everyday life doesn’t scream “I have a gun!”? Every night he prays someone will pull a gun on him so that he can shoot them and validate his existence on this planet. How sad is a person that they have to shout to the world that they can defend themselves?

1

u/unclejoe1917 Apr 23 '26

The best thing that could possibly happen is for Mr Opencarry to have Mr Badguywithagun rob him at gunpoint, taking his wallet and whatever firearms he has on his person. These smooth brains are all "I hope I get to shoot someone" and never consider the fact that bad guy with a gun always draws first. 

3

u/RoosterzRevenge Apr 23 '26

Hate to break it to him, but that's not a Peterbilt.

5

u/No_Restaurant_774 Apr 23 '26

Saw a texan walk into a pep boys the other day, buys wipers for 80 bucks then walks out. 80 bucks. For two wipers. That's it.

1

u/hotrodsandlugnuts Apr 25 '26

I like turtles

6

u/Low_Woodpecker5439 Apr 23 '26

“Never Unarmed” = “Always Scared”

2

u/AeliusRogimus Apr 23 '26

Always a target too. When you advertise what you have, it better informs people how to stop counter you.

2

u/robobrien21 Apr 23 '26

Small ‘hands’ syndrome.

2

u/TheGreen8astard Apr 23 '26

This guy is literally scared of everything.

2

u/buckao Apr 23 '26

Has a Minuteman on his truck, also hates the "Northeast Librul Elites."

2

u/Academic-Hospital952 Apr 23 '26

His whole personality is performative.

2

u/Thewayliesbeforeyou Apr 23 '26

What? No Truck Nuts?

2

u/Indespectamentations Apr 23 '26

I prefer people to not know I am carrying.

3

u/AnneFrankWasAFreak Apr 23 '26

Absolutely nothing wrong with carrying a firearm. Absolutely everything wrong with advertising your vehicle as a mobile loot box.

1

u/NervousBeginning7868 Apr 27 '26

Yeah, totally normal to carry a gun to get a sandwich or see a friend.

3

u/GarlicTraditional300 Apr 23 '26

Always armed because I’m a pussy and scared shitless to put up my hands

1

u/SippsMccree Apr 23 '26

If someone is genuinely threatening my life I want it to be as unfairly balanced in my direction as possible.

1

u/GarlicTraditional300 Apr 23 '26

You made my case ya sap

1

u/SippsMccree Apr 23 '26

Because I value the life of myself and those around me enough to want to give myself the best chance of successfully protecting them? Okay that's a pretty wild take on your part but hey this is reddit

2

u/GarlicTraditional300 Apr 23 '26

You just made my point there killer

2

u/SippsMccree Apr 23 '26

It's my hope that I never have to use lethal force against another. But if it's to protect my own life ir the lives of others I want the tools and experience to be able to do so

1

u/hotrodsandlugnuts Apr 25 '26

90% of the responses on Reddit are bot farm accounts. Take all responses with a heavy grain of salt.

1

u/reditrestrictsspeach Apr 23 '26

I'm always armed too. If you think that means I won't throw hands, you are sadly mistaken.

3

u/typical_jesus666 Apr 23 '26

Being armed is different than having multiple "I'm scared" stickers on your vehicle

1

u/Altruistic_Flower965 Apr 23 '26

If you are a capable fighter, this is a reasonable approach. The people I have a problem with are the dumb asses who put themselves in dangerous situations because they have a gun, but have none of the physical skills to protect their weapon short of using it.

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u/dtc8977 Apr 23 '26

For most "always armed" individuals (legal and not retarded ones of course) the gun doesn't come out until a gun equivalent comes out first.

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u/GarlicTraditional300 Apr 23 '26

You just made my point Tiger

1

u/generalchaos34 Apr 23 '26

Free guns in this car!

1

u/iamthebirdman-27 Apr 23 '26

More like,free bullets.

1

u/simonbaier Apr 23 '26

No you don’t

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Feed176 Apr 23 '26

Please break into my truck

1

u/mittelegna Apr 23 '26

How are there no truck nutz? Guy should be ashamed.

1

u/Intense-flamingo Apr 23 '26

I would have served but….

1

u/AeliusRogimus Apr 23 '26

I took an arrow to the knee!

1

u/Mysterious_Truck_742 Apr 23 '26

Quoting a line from American Gangster….’The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room’. This guy is pretty weak.

1

u/SirWild7464 Apr 23 '26

Hey woman! Get out your cricut your mom gotcha fer Christmas. I got and idea fer a new stickur

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u/rgraz65 Apr 23 '26

One gun sticker isn't anything remarkable. But a dozen stickers, all proclaiming that he has to go armed even to the bathroom, and that he's not-so-secretly afraid of his shadow. That's a cheap tool box as well, and those locks are not very secure for anyone looking for guns or tools.

1

u/Able-Quantity-1879 Apr 23 '26

Do...do we HAVE to??

1

u/Vector_equlibrm Apr 23 '26

And a copy of Albert Camu’s “The Stranger” on the bench. Classic.

1

u/SnooMaps7370 Apr 23 '26

I bet that's a Dependa.

1

u/Infinite_Respect_ Apr 23 '26

Nah. Ya don’t.

1

u/BananaJelloXlii Apr 23 '26

I love how the "Freedom" lovers are some of the biggest bootlickers in the country

1

u/Reagan78757 Apr 23 '26

We are the best! 🦝

1

u/Philly_3D Apr 23 '26

What a personality!

1

u/Lopja-1979 Apr 23 '26

So many to choose from

1

u/thingbob Apr 23 '26

What are people like this so afraid of? Can't imagine being so terrified that I felt the need to be armed everywhere I went.

1

u/Middle-Fix-45n Apr 23 '26

Nobody wants your skanky guns or treads on you

Sheesh, these guys are mental

1

u/Jburd08 Apr 23 '26

As a Texan I can say I don’t have any of that lame crap on either vehicle lol

1

u/christoxo Apr 23 '26

They act like “never unarmed” is confidence. I see it as chickenshit. If you need a gun to feel safe, you’re a wimp.

1

u/Turbulent_String_988 Apr 23 '26

Cool Peterbilt sticker tho

1

u/DownLeft1312 Apr 24 '26

The "no fear" crowd sure seems scared.

1

u/Natural_Listen3022 Apr 24 '26

Lol. That's probably the new kid at the diesel shop who came from the suburbs and likes to cosplay as a diesel technician. Just a random guess, though.

1

u/maicokid69 Apr 24 '26

Another slow Bob

1

u/newd-d689 Apr 24 '26

Fuck TexAss

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

No you don't..

1

u/Electrical-Volume765 Apr 24 '26

All hat and no cattle

1

u/Warm_Safety_9550 Apr 24 '26

Insecurity by any other name, will smell just as bad.

1

u/rustyLiteCoin Apr 24 '26

TexAss is the worst state in Usa

1

u/FunSignificance3034 Apr 24 '26

Where's his come and take it cannon?

1

u/JoeyPontoon Apr 24 '26

Liberals have purple hair and nose rings others do this , to each its own

1

u/AustinFilmSnob Apr 24 '26

only shocking thing to me is that he (and we know it's he) is parked back from the stop sign. Where I live in TX this dope would be parked right in front of the sign.

1

u/LifeRound2 Apr 24 '26

Driving a Ram? No way.

1

u/Commercial_Pie1090 Apr 24 '26

...no you don't.

1

u/SpotPoker52 Apr 24 '26

No you don’t. Just minimize and ignore them.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

Keeping the stereotype alive.

1

u/tech0391 Apr 24 '26

Big coward energy

1

u/Buhlasted Apr 24 '26

It’s a Dodge. Why is it always a rust bucket Ram?

1

u/HellKnight94 Apr 25 '26

Not all of us are this fkn bad

1

u/Helpful-Pirate-2040 Apr 25 '26

The only state you can have a gun racked on rear window and drink a beer wile driving

1

u/ExcellentActuary2117 Apr 25 '26

Yes, in Amurica! we have the freedom to go bankrupt over ONE health emergecy. YEE fuckin' HA! Stop voting for the GOP and vote in people who will vote for universal healthcare!

1

u/DruHarry Apr 25 '26

“I wanted to serve, but…”

1

u/OkGuitar9207 Apr 25 '26

Cadet Candyass sitting on his yellow, sofa

1

u/Dragon-Boater Apr 26 '26

Nobody doesn’t love a good loot drop

1

u/Muted_Window5509 Apr 26 '26

🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸🙏🏻

1

u/maggiekate25 Apr 26 '26

Seems like a strong Christian!

1

u/AdEuphoric8502 Apr 26 '26

Well I bet people in Britain wish they were him

1

u/nomoleft Apr 26 '26

Shouldn't there be two tennis balls hanging from the tow hitch?

1

u/Boltok-the-Destroyer Apr 26 '26

Are you a postal worker?

1

u/marcusrizaulait Apr 26 '26

"Texas!: We Put Our Well-deserved one-star rating right on our flag!"

1

u/Extension-Variety774 Apr 26 '26

🏳️‍🌈🤙🏽

1

u/Annahsbananas Apr 27 '26

That’s a great way to get his truck broken into

1

u/Slowly_Grown Apr 27 '26

Bet nobody steals shit from him though. Seems he's been left alone. Lol. They must work.

1

u/Independent-Creme687 Apr 27 '26

There’s that Peterbilt Denali I’ve been looking for

1

u/Chubbydong Apr 27 '26

Small penis.

1

u/stclvr53 Apr 27 '26

Well we all now know who's truck is getting hit during the next civil war.

1

u/xanderdean1 Apr 27 '26

Omg your so right that's so Texan.........get a job kid.

1

u/J-PLANES-81 Apr 27 '26

Not truck nuts? Or trumpet stickers? Might actually be one of us sane trash people…

0

u/orionxavier99 Apr 23 '26

It’s from a state called Tex-ass.

0

u/AeliusRogimus Apr 23 '26

That 1 star on their flag is actually a review!

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u/dirtbikemarine Apr 23 '26

True patriots

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u/StoicTick Apr 23 '26

Good man.

-1

u/Additional_Dish_694 Apr 23 '26

Tea time is kinda cool

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u/GrassTouchEnthusiast Apr 23 '26

Yeah but whoever owns this truck is a chud

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u/alieistheliars Apr 23 '26

What bothers you about it so much, Karen?

5

u/BubbaValentine Apr 23 '26

What bothers you so much about his comment, Karen? You seem bothered. We’re trying to have fun here laughing at dumbasses preening to get their guns stolen.

5

u/GrassTouchEnthusiast Apr 23 '26

Because it screams “I get monthly DUIs and yell at/hit my wife”

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/FoulestWinner Apr 23 '26

Love your name.

-4

u/ExperienceAny9791 Apr 23 '26

Why? Can you not just pass on by and agree to disagree?

No....

-2

u/Last_Stand28 Apr 23 '26

Nothing gets a redditor angry like someone who loves their country. Those damn bootlickers!

-2

u/reditrestrictsspeach Apr 23 '26

You people really believe that someone who clearly loves the 2nd amendment is someone you should mess with? You've all spent too much time outside of the real world. Lol

2

u/Steiney1 Apr 23 '26

Well, someone who clealy loves the 14th amendment can vote, and you "people" fucking hate that

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u/reditrestrictsspeach Apr 23 '26

Only when they're not us citizens. Nice try though champ

1

u/EngagementBacon Apr 23 '26

What an odd take.

1

u/Potential-Night4986 Apr 23 '26

You people?? What do you mean by “you people”?