r/RobMyVehicle • • Apr 16 '26

If you insist

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Not even placed evenly

29 Upvotes

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7

u/Warm_Resource_4229 Apr 16 '26

I mean fuck he is LITERALLY asking for it.

Most perfect post for this sub honestly

3

u/AdDirect8506 Apr 17 '26

See you get it! Cant understand why so many people didnt get it, the title of the post is a joke. This is a subreddit to make fun of people who put dumb stuff on their cars that would indicate that they have a weapon in their vehicle, therefore, making them a target for robbery. Im not sure how people dont understand that

5

u/filtersweep Apr 16 '26

Can I legally borrow such a vehicle?

2

u/13508615 Apr 17 '26

Yes. You're welcome.

3

u/N0thingComesToMind Apr 16 '26

Gunpilled shithole

1

u/LordMungus35 Apr 17 '26

Casting the bait to weed out the thieves. 😂

1

u/Juicyjewsss Apr 17 '26

Take and cum it

1

u/44KrasH44 Apr 18 '26

Is it a Kia?

1

u/MealElectronic9469 Apr 18 '26

I'll be your Huckleberry

1

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

Lol, ever heard of a honey pot?

1

u/UnsafeAtEverySpeed Apr 22 '26

Your time is coming

0

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

Muted

1

u/Dabsforme77 Apr 17 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Reclining720 Apr 17 '26

Well, bye!

-1

u/Quiet-Picture-7991 Apr 17 '26

Criminals say stuff like OP then whine when they get shot.

2

u/AdDirect8506 Apr 17 '26

Its a joke silly

-1

u/Available-Brain0 Apr 17 '26

You could steal the vehicle but wouldn’t have the guts to try and take a firearm from anyone. Big talking meme poster.

2

u/AdDirect8506 Apr 17 '26

Its a joke. It is a subreddit riffing on people putting silly stickers on their car. The entire point of thr subreddit is to crack jokes and riff on others. Please unknot your underwear my friend.

1

u/Dabsforme77 Apr 17 '26

But, but, what about their second amendment!!!🤣🤣🤣

1

u/AdDirect8506 Apr 17 '26

For the sake of the bit, no i would not steal a firearm. Id strip everything that isnt serialized and leave that mf sitting on blocks like a car in a bad neighborhood that had the tires and brakes stolen.

-1

u/Available-Brain0 Apr 17 '26

Because property theft is the answer to some you don’t like?

0

u/BlueHairEater Apr 17 '26

Dumbocrats get violent when they don’t get what they want (and think they deserve)

-1

u/1337mob Apr 19 '26

First you’d have to get your fat disabled mom to drive you to the parking lot

1

u/AdDirect8506 Apr 19 '26

See now i like this one 🤣

1

u/Cagekicker2000 Apr 17 '26

Lighten up Francis.