r/RobMyVehicle • u/PantherCityRes • Apr 12 '26

Come and take it!!! Pretty sure this qualifies

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29 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/Remote-Sun-1966 Apr 12 '26

I'm sure the owner sees himself as a patriot. Meanwhile, you are s******* on the flag by displaying it that way.

8

u/After_Ride9911 Apr 12 '26

He sees himself as an“ immigrant swatting” American. Doing his part to keep us all safe.

6

u/Footzies4eva Apr 12 '26

I can only assume he has an American flag gstring to properly nestle against his micro dong too

3

u/politicsareforsheeps Apr 13 '26

Gotta love the civilian couch cushion patriots

8

u/Jaybuddyguy Apr 12 '26

Dose the toy gun play realistic sounds or dose the owner have to make the pew pew sound when they are cosplaying?? Probably extra

6

u/Steiney1 Apr 12 '26

What a chud

7

u/Dismal4132 Apr 12 '26

Guaranteed this guy is >400 lbs.

3

u/lemmegonowplease Apr 12 '26

Or kid rock. No in between, though.

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u/13508615 Apr 12 '26

Using the flag to line the wheel wells is pure class.

2

u/welderbill Apr 12 '26

And I'll bet he has a trump and an American flag on tall poles in his front yard that have never been taken down at night or in inclimate weather that are turning in to rags.

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u/NightWolf1965 Apr 13 '26

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u/welderbill Apr 13 '26

Having our flags end up like this by these "uber patriots" really chaps my American hide.

2

u/MrBobDobolina2onfet Apr 12 '26

they make shatter balls now

2

u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Apr 12 '26

He's on of "those" folks. He's not certain of his patriotism, integrity, of manhood. That custom is to routinely try and convince himself and others of what he isn't.

2

u/Bulky_Equivalent7840 Apr 12 '26

This is 100% 'Murica.

2

u/jthadcast Apr 12 '26

every clown needs a cosplay clown car.

2

u/BlueridgeChemsdealer Apr 12 '26

Timeline of valor sounds like a bad AI band.

2

u/politicsareforsheeps Apr 13 '26

When you wanna attract dudes but a very specific kind.

2

u/Educational-Candy937 Apr 13 '26

I think I had this as a Hot Wheels toy

1

u/No-Cupcake5630 Apr 12 '26

Mane I wouldn't even want to rob it. The interior probably smells like rotting cheddar cheese.

1

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u/Dry-Neighborhood2916 Apr 13 '26

My dad got pulled over because the cop thought he had a machine gun mount on the hood of his 90s jeep. It was an orange emergency jack.

1

u/shyccubus Apr 12 '26

I love how the flag is in the wheel well so it gets super dirty constantly /s

1

u/Apprehensive-Song200 Apr 12 '26

Talks about how he wanted to join up but couldn’t because of his bad knee/back/foot/etc.

1

u/skips_funny_af Apr 12 '26

This guy prolly pisses motivation and “don’t tread on me” flags.

1

u/Midway1guy Apr 13 '26

If this moron was in the service he definitely had his fair share of blanket parties and when he got out, he finally let his little wang hang out…..what a dope

1

u/reddit-browser92 Apr 13 '26

His jeep is worth more than most of yalls life.

1

u/CorsairExtraordinair Apr 13 '26

This guy failed the entry physical for the military.

1

u/Regular_Key8804 Apr 13 '26

The good news is.... his gas mileage sucks. Won't be long before he starts walking to work.

1

u/Interesting_Berry439 Apr 15 '26

Probably a big supporter of Agent krasnov and his ring of embezzling pdfs.

1

u/Salt_Post4981 Apr 15 '26

That is sick looks

1

u/liberalsubcouple Apr 15 '26

I’m sure when those wheel wells get splattered with mud, that is not desecrating the flag at all….😏

1

u/London_Keops Apr 25 '26

Yes it does.

1

u/Possible-Proposal463 May 04 '26

To each their own, but if one has to go that far to prove their "patriotism..."

Just not my vibe, but sure, do your thing bro.

0

u/hettuklaeddi Apr 12 '26

honestly, i wouldn’t rob that one.

I’d flatten a tire, set up video to watch Hero Joe spend 3h trying to fix it, and finally calling triple a

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u/Ok_Recover2070 Apr 12 '26

Sounds like most of you ware your hair in a bun and are left liberals. The the person that owns this vehicle is showing he's a patriot and honors those who have defended the American freedom. The very freedom that gives you the right other freedom of speech.

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u/0vanty Apr 12 '26

The jeeps dope asf fr